Finally, a solution for my cat problem
 

And it's all natural.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803

Just need to head to the petstore now.....

If you were closer, I'd slap you. ;)

Small children shouldn't be a problem anymore either

This made me laugh.

Is that wrong?

Only if you could describe the laugh as "maniacal" or as a "cackle".

It was the snorting variety.

A proposal for those who like neither feral cats nor strollers at Disneyland - deposit a couple hundred 10'+ pythons in the hub.

They'd be better themed for Adventureland, though I supsoe you could breed some geneticly altered pythons of the future...

note to self:

a snake will solve my pvssy problem

Sure it's good on the furry things, but will it take care of crabs too? ;)

You'll need a sign...

Ride the Snake...........the snake is long........

The right kind of snake can also liven up your garden parties:

Dedeledededee Two Ladies
Dedeledededee Two Ladies
Dedeledededee Two Ladies
Und ein man yay.

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area.

He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further,gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the heck were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

Boy, this thread has gne down hill (or town, is it) fast. I'm surprised!

Strange times we live in when a gay guy talks about ***** more than the president does.

That says a lot, considering it started with a snake eating a cat.

At my house, the cat usually eats the snake.

Yikes.

must stay awake. must not dream tonite.

Here's a pretty cool solution to a cat problem: Katrina kitties in prison!.

What a great solution, and it helps out the kitties and the inmates.:snap:
Now, if we could just arrange for a few dozen to be shipped to Scaeagles yard....:evil:

I'll have a nice antifreeze cocktail waiting for them. I'm sure they'll be thirsty. :evil:

another cool idea to fight the cat problem... just in time for Halloween:evil:

http://portal.runet.hu/pub/linkek/swf/jatekok/catbowling.swf