Bush "Stages" a Teleconference with soldiers.
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051013/...h/bush_iraq_10


9/11....blah blah blah....9/11....9/11...blah blah...

So do you have any comments to add to it, or just figure that this will create some kind of great discord amongst us all that this type of thing would happen???

Cause it happens all the time, just watch the "that 70's show" were Ford came into town and Red was chosen to ask him a question(chosen by the local committee).

No big surprise, and hardly breaking news,

No other president would ever stoop to such things.....

and Ashley Simpson actually sings live during every show.......

I realize that I am NOT the political maven of these boards, but this stuff is starting to BORE ME. Isn't there someone or something more interesting to talk about?

Well, there's always.......

Monty Python!!!!!!!!!

God Damn You People!

NPR played the audio from 30 minutes before the actual teleconference where they were prepping exactly who would comment and who would respond to his questions.

Yes there is. What was the finest example of a triple allegory in Cinematic History?

:D

Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.

:D

Damnit!

Sorry.

(Heh heh....)

I was thinking something along the lines of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Clearly this tale is not forcasting the future but is telling the story of
1)Zarathustra; 2)Arthur C Clarks tale of Men melding with machine; and finally 3)Homers Odyssey itself.

Well, the Grail was about man's eternal quest for glory, peril and nice shrubbery.

I think we both know the clear winner here.

Monty Python's Meaning of Life?

Oh, and exciting underwear- that, too.

well, everyone needs a nice shrubbery, but not too tall....

I have personally been waiting for someone to chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

Oh, great. Now I am forced to revaluate the whole Grail thing. Let's face it- the big man and the little wafer scene was good. So were the Corporate Pirates.

Then there is Brian..... "How shall we **** off, oh lord?" That one is just chock full of allegory! Well, really funny lines, anyway.

You'd have PETA and Earth!First all over your ass. No one has a sense of humor anymore.

I thought that the death comes to dinner "skit" was great too....

Then my favorite(when I was a kid and saw it for the first time) the execution by being chased by a hundred naked women..... ahhhh, what a way to go....

and of course.... "every sperm is sacred"

Ahhhhhhhh, and, with that, we're back to talking about Bush again!

yes yes, but a nicely trimmed bush

So, we now know how to get NA talking politics....bring up Monty Python.:D

Ironically enough, the rest of us start out talking politics, and pretty soon we deteriorate to either penis jokes or the Spanish Inquisition.

well, noone expects the spanish inquisition

Ximinez [with a cruel leer]: Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. [aside, to Biggles] Is that really all it is?
Biggles: Yes, lord.
Ximinez: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess
Biggles: I confess!
Ximinez: Not you!

NA is going to kill us.

Poke her with the soft cushions!

I hereby dub thee.......



The Official Monty Python discussion Thread.....

Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

The Revolution is complete.

Pan is going to kill us.....

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam

Baked beans are off!

My work here is done..........


Send in the suicide squad

Wendybeth -- really, you should come down to DL in Jan when we'll be there. We can totally double team NA!

Did someone say Spam?

Maybe some kamikaze highlanders?

I would LOVE to, but we are planning on invading, uhm- visiting next June. Tori has invited NA to her American Girl birthday party.:evil:

will there be some python screenings??

Well, we could secretly arrange a time for you to call her cell phone...

Psssst! YM me....we should talk.:evil:

How about Hell's Grannies?

Or baby snatchers?

lol...just reading and smiling....

"This is Mr. E.R. Bradshaw of Napier Court, Black Lion Road London SE5. He can not be seen. Now I am going to ask him to stand up. Mr. Bradshaw will you stand up please?"

Mr Bradshaw stands up. There is a loud gunshot as Mr Bradshaw is shot in the stomach, and crumples to the ground

"This demonstrates the value of not being seen."

WAIT! I didn't STOP reading this thread. I mearly went to make the bed.

And, as far as MP day at DL. I'm dead that day.

"I would like to apologise for the rather silly turn this thread has taken.

Carry on."

LOL... It's the best turn this thread could have taken!

Albatross!!!

neeee! I say, NEE!!

Bring out yer dead.

But I'm feeling better!

No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.

This thread is just killing me:)

I think I'd like to go for a walk!

Well, it's all your fault...;)


Oh, come now...Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo...

I thought everything was YOUR fault-

Someone get the Holy Hand Grenade!

No, it's too perilous.

Big teeth!

Hey, I didn't even eat the mousse.

"Always look on the bright side of life..............



Always look on the bright side of life............."

'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you...'

"Alright, we'll call it a draw..."

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...."

Speaking of staging- did you guys see the article about the news reporter doing a story from a boat- when two guys walk by and show that the water is ankle deep LOL

Oopsie

Run away! Run away!

Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

That rabbit's dynamite!

I'm still bored. ;)

For NA:

Penis Names 1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle


2. Gristle Missle


3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power


4. Bone-Her


5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)


6. Granite Edifice


7. One-Eyed Fred


8. Dip Stick


9. Piss Pump


10. Meat Wrench


<img> 11. Nightcrawler


12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper


13. Love Pump


14. Richard and the Twins


15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel


16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken


17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey


18. Johnson


19. Trouser Snake


20. Tool


21. Thrill Drill


22. Sex Pistol


23. Pocket Rocket


24. One Hole Friction Whistle


25. The Pink Oboe


26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior


27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower


28. Trouser Trout


29. Vlad The Impaler


The last one is my favorite.

Is #10 what Samwise calls his?

And, #29 is perfect for the month of October.

I declare all Penises be named "VLAD THE IMPALER" for the entire month of October. :cool:

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