If you click on this thread you MUST post!
 

Inspired by Kevy's 10:1 thread, this is the thread that disproves the theory. It's like going against the natural order of the message board. Who knows what will happen. Maybe we'll create a black hole, open up a temporal rift, or maybe just have a fun to read thread.

If you view this thread and don't post, the LoT mafia will come and take your shift key away, forever forcing you to be the person that doesn't capitalize. :p

Well, I can't honestly say that the LoT mafia is the most intimidating organization I've ever heard of but just to be safe, I posted. ;)

oh happy day
 

well.....now Ive gone n done it.

Parlay? :argghh:

hmmm...ok

What if I clicked on the thread by accident...?

I'm such a follower.


Hey, Traci- I have a few spare Kneecap Sticks, along with a Penguin Mafia Cell phone. Anyone gives ya any hassle, just let me know......

I will not post in this thread!!!!









DOH!!

Alright the thread has already been ruined. It has 7 posts and eleven views what part of you MUST post did someone not get?!

Hmmm?

Damn rebels in every forum.;)

I'll bet it's Scaeagles. I'll get my penguins on it.

i have been duped into this thread... and the pic was duped too. can a mod remove one of the pics?

I still refuse to post in this thread.....

Gawrsh, who are all THOSE people ? :rolleyes: :birdy: :tiki:

so do I have to post something EVERYTIME I view it?
even a blabber mouth like me could run out eventually........

no...really, it could happen!

Bummer, I can just see it now:

I clicked to see what Capt Jack said, and now I have to post.
Then he'll click to see what I wrote, then he'll have to post.
Then I'll click to see what Capt Jack said, and then I'll have to post.
Then he'll click to see what I wrote, then he'll have to post.
Then I'll click to see what Capt Jack said, and then I'll have to post.
Then he'll click to see what I wrote, then he'll have to post.
Then I'll click to see what Capt Jack said, and then I'll have to post.
Then he'll click to see what I wrote, then he'll have to post.
Then I'll click to see what Capt Jack said, and then I'll have to post.
Then he'll click to see what I wrote, then he'll have to post.
Then I'll click to see what Capt Jack said, and then I'll have to post.
Then he'll click to see what I wrote, then he'll have to post.
Then I'll click to see what Capt Jack said, and then I'll have to post.
Then he'll click to see what I wrote, then he'll have to post.
Then I'll click to see what Capt Jack said, and then I'll have to post.
Then he'll click to see what I wrote, then he'll have to post.
Then I'll click to see what Capt Jack said, and then I'll have to post.

*My head's going round now.*

I've posted. *yawn* now it's time for me to go to bed!

I had to see what libraryvixen said.

:argghh: < Arrrr, I'm postin' where I want to be postin', I be... mafia or no mafia.
:decap:

I'm such a rule follower.

Yep, just here to see how things are progressing. :)

And I also think it is scaeagles who screwed this whole thing up.

Posting, as ordered! :D I have nothing to say, though, except that I need more :coffee: ...

damn this thread.:p

Awwww, man! I accidentally clicked on this thread again, and was about to leave, when I remembered the rules...

Bah. Another post about nothing here... :blush:

Post

I went back to read through all the posts I missed.

Damn post mafia

Yes, as the entire point of the thread was to make the posts and the views even. That happened for like five seconds, because obviously it was too far beyond the laws of nature to happen. That doesn't mean anyone is off the hook though! Wendy and I are coming to steal your meat! You and your Yeti friends.

Just for the record, hitting refresh counts as a view. You hit refresh, you must post.

I wanted to see what Traci and Misty had said.

Does the apres-post redirect view count as a view? Because I might be here all day if that's the case...:D

Watched 'The March of the Penguins' the other night- kept waiting for one of them to bust out a kneecap stick.

YEEHAWWW!!!!

THe trouble is, when you post, you get another view in addition to the view when you first opened the thread, so once your here - if you really want to follow the rules - you may not be allowed to leave - a sort of click post hell.

Maybe GD can come up with a post stat randomizer to mess with our whole perception of statistical reality....

You can't tell ME what to do!!


If everyone used the quick reply, I believe that no longer incurs a second page view with the new version. You'll notice that it doesn't reload the full page when you do a quick reply.

A fitting use for thread #2500

A fitting use for thread #2500

Nope, I'm not going to buy the part about posting creating more views or whatever crap you are spewing. It's all scaeagles fault and we all know it.

Who's up for a lynching? (besides Mickeylumbo)

How the heck did I get eight identical sequential posts in one thread? I only clicked "Post Quick Reply" twice!

It's the Power of Joyce!

And her riding crop!

I'll follow the rules too I suppose, though every fiber of my lurker-ness screams not to.

Hmmmmm

Oops. Last time I forgot to post... :evil:

So far, this social experiment is not going well. While not at the 10:1 ratio, it is nowhere near 1:1. More like 3:1 at last glance.

OMG - That cat is in our house!

still not posting....... this is not a post.. dammit

for lack of something relevant to post, I'll just use this as a placeholder...

kewl? kewl

ICDB DBCU2

(Well I HAD to post someting....)

yeah yeah, back again.....

Seeing Matt's, I had to post this. However, it is not even remotely close to even thinking about maybe possibly being safe for work:

I'm not posting either... don't think I am

Hey, who let you in here?!?










(And for the record, it really is her!)

Oh, be quiet, Mr. Cranky Pants.


Hey, Gus Gus! I've missed you!:cheers:

Hi Wendybeth! I've missed all of you, too!!

Ok, so I posted, then I refreshed, and then I went back and read all 6 pages. So does that mean I'm 7 posts behind?

So good to see you, Gus Gus! We're gonna be coming down there again in June, and we'd like to get together with you and Kevy, okay? Tori wants to meet Draco, too.

How about if you give someone mojo? Does that count as two views?

These are important details that we must have answers to!!!

Draco has become one very handsome dragon (and frisky - we put him together with his first girlfriend; a Shiela named Lizzie)

Draco has a gf? (Sob). They grow up so fast!

Very cool- I'm glad he's doing so well!

Damnit... why can't I just LOOK at this thread.

Stupid rules

I bow to your peer pressure.

"Elvis takes them."

Who's seen "Walk the Line" yet?

reading again.

Hi Kevy!!

Just popping in to say goodnight

Augh! Just reading what the people wrote after me. This is difficult!

Heidi Heloooooooo! :D

Dammit, Rena! Coaxing me back into this thread when I should be sleeping! That's it. No more posting here. Until tomorrow.

Here, I'll hook Kevin in...

Hey Kevy!!! :cheers:

Good Morning Thread

The earth says hello, you twinkle above us, we twinkle below...

Good mornin', all! :coffee:

What?





Oh, crap...

I shredded my finger up in a blender last night. If I can post so can you.

Monday already?

I didn't get a chance to play KoL all weekend. Bah!

MUST POST MUST POST!!!!!


(I was so worried I'd mistakenly close the window without posting)

why do i crave pancakes this morning?

MBC, alive and well and posting as required. :)

I refreshed.

Ummmmmmm coffee!

So, I've sat here for over an hour and haven't seen a single class of kids yet. It's LoT posting bliss for me! :D

Quiet morning here, too! Ahh...if only it would last, eh?

OK, I just noticed this, but when did you become lizziebith?!?

Just posting because I looked.

Kevy, I think she's always spelled it that way.

Abcd Puppies
Mno Puppies
Sar Puppies
Cmpn?

MBC...still kicking

:D

damn.....just...........couldn't..........keep.... .........from..................clicking!

Im so weak.

Click, post, I feel so fullfilled. :blush:

as do i, but, i can't help to wonder if this is habit forming?

will i go blind or grow hair on my fingertip?

Or will my fingers fall OFF??? :eek:

"Nipples"! That's a terrible word!

Hee hee. Am I the only one actually reading this thread?

Always been that way, on the internets at least! :D

It comes from other screen names I've used where I've mixed Elizabeth together with the words "Jedi" and "Bith" (the species in the cantina band in the original Star Wars movies, for those who are not complete geeks like me). Some places I'm JediBith, some Jedilizziebith, some lizziebith. Well, it makes sense to me!:p

yeah yeah, just passin thru....

yeah, I clicked

Bah-Ram-Ewe. To your fleece be true.

Are you trying to imply something here?

Baaaa

It appears when you view the thread through the archive viewer, a "view" is not counted ;)

Well I'll be a monkee's uncle. My brain always saw (until today) lizziebeth. How randonly bizarre,

Carry on...

Well,itdidn'ttakeawaytheSHIFTkey,butitseemstohavet akenawaymyspacebar."Butbutbut!"Iexclaimed,"Ireally didpost,Idid,Idid!"Buttheytookawaymyspacebar,anywa y.

Woo hoo! 1:3 ain't bad!

haiku for click-post:
must we post again if we
go back to page one?

Poor Eeyorick...
I do not have the answer
I apologize.

Ah! I know when I'm checking this thread for every new post that it's time for me to GET OFFLINE.

Yes - time for other internet diversions

Are there any other internet diversions?

Oh, yeah- KOL rollover- gotta run! :D

Absolutely Wonderful Kids Show that Never Aired... I wonder why?

We watched this at work today and nearly peed our pants laughing.

ok, all caught up now - well, with this thread anyway. What? 2-3 thousand or so left?

GusGus!

I totally thought it was lizziebeth too.

Bearded Collies are REALLY cute! And large!

I just figured this thread could use some boobies...

Curiosity finally got the better of me.

I'm posting in my underwear

I'm not.

I'm posting while wearing a Santa hat

Sleeeeepy though it's almost 9 AM.

gah! dangit!....didnt mean to click on this one..........

I have a hankering to go to DL.

Can't think of anything.

i'm thinking of you thinking of me.

How kinky, ML. :)

It's nearly noon, and I'm posting in my jammies.

I also just woke up.:D

speak for yourself... i'm still thinking of you in Joyce's outfit - hovering over Scaeagles with a menacing pose.

:evil:

Hmm, the ratio's climbed up to nearly 4:1. I think scaeagles "not posting" thread may have a better ratio soon!

I wonder what I'm having for lunch today.

How many errands can I do on my 1.25 hr lunch break?

I like cheese.

Just passing through......

guess I need to post something.

Something


there....I feel better:cool:

I clicked... I cant beleive I clicked...

Life just keeps getting stranger and stranger.

Damn undercutters.

Having to post makes it harder to be a lurker.

You can't say swiss without a smile.

Invisible locks!

oh no!

Invisible tape!

Dang it!

hb,b,olp,k ,illllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllm nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

They have pills for that... ;)

I must find a way to lock myself out

Nickolas is 9 years old today!!

resistance is futile. you will be assimilated!

Muaaaahaha *cough* *hack* *wheeze* *ahem*...

...aaahahahahahaaaaaa

Captured by the thrill again!

arg

Happy Birthday Nickolas! Thanks for giving me something to post about!:D

I came to read the posts

So, shouldn't they serve FRESH milk on the jakarta run ?

I'm at a loss for words... so I'll just type all sorts of things

oh man, do I ever need :coffee:

It's cold...I need a pair of :decap: to keep me warm.

postie postie postie. toastie. :blush:

I have post-traumatic click syndrome.

Gah! Auto-pilot thread-clicking!

replies:159 views:581

somethin bout all this aint workin' right.

This is all going to hell in a handbasket.

My posts contribute about as much as a second bellybutton...

Mine contribute about as much as a first bellybutton... an outie!

Oh bother!

i am going to post something very very interesting. in fact it will have everyone talking in no time at all. it may very well even be a life-changing experience. oh never mind. no one takes this thread seriously.

Whatever.;):p

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

I'm chewing gum and posting at the same time.

I just made big sparks and killed a 250 dollar power supply...

bummed about the power supply, but the sparks were REALLY REALLY neat!

Lost is on!!! Gotta go people!!!!!
(well....I had to post somethin!)

edit: damn.....reruns.

Luckily, your tinfoil hat saved you from being electrocuted, right?

I clicked and I am posting as required.

Posting just to prove that I have more integrity than scaeagles.

Uhhhmm...."the check is in the mail." Yeah, that's it! :D

okay everyone, I have decided to make a heroic effort to catch up the ratio.

Ready?

okay!

1

2

3

4

5

must....

fight...

the boredom!

oh, who am I kidding?! This will never work - I'm going to bed!

Gus! Tori says hi!

So, I just clicked on this thread for the first time, and read every post on 19 pages (on my computer at least), about NOTHING! It's like Seinfeld! :D

I've fallen into the same trap/experiment as many before me, as I clicked on this thread again ... to see what wendybeth posted.

Onward to other threads now, as I've been away from LoT recently...

No Post For You!

Who's the Master of Their Own Post Domain?

I wish we had real winter here.

I click therefore I post.

:argghh:
:decap:

Capt Jack was here

Be careful what you wish for....

I post therefore I am

Good morning toast post!

^ lizziebith's dancing wookie is hypnotizing if you stare at it too long.

I almost forgot to post.

Ok, I resisted as long as I could and just caught up on 200 posts full of nothing :) I agree with katiesue, it's hard to be a lurker if you HAVE to post ;)

Lurk, lurk, lurk, lurk... all day long

I hate this music loop, I just want EVERYBODY to know that

We are having fire drills today, one building at a time. It's just disruptive enough to allow me some good healthy slack time which nobody will notice. Whooo-hooooo!

Plus, the lot is crawling with firemen. Hehehehhh... *gazes out window*

I just got a big hug from Dora the Explorer

Crap... I clicked and forgot to post.
































































































































































































































































































































I wanted to see how annoying a single post could be...

it worked. :P

That spark would have killed me if I would have been touching the wrong piece of metal... but it was still damned neat to see!

Та искра убила бы меня, если я коснусь неправильной части металла ..., но это все еще проклиналось опрятное, чтобы видеть!

My post is bigger than your post

Obviously I am VERY bored.

My Russian post above was just CoasterMatt's post above translated online. So for giggles, I had the post translated back to English from Russian:
OK, amusing enough. But how about if I translate it from English to Russian to French to Spanish and then back to English?!?
Like I said: I'm bored

Oobfeeuoosly I em FERY bored.

My Roosseeun pust ebofe-a ves joost CuesterMett's pust ebofe-a trunsleted oonleene-a. Su fur geeggles, I hed zee pust trunsleted beck tu Ingleesh frum Roosseeun:
Qooute-a:
Thet sperk vuoold keell me-a iff I shell cuncern a vrung pert ooff metel..., boot it ves still demned tidy tu see-a! Bork Bork Bork!
OoK, emooseeng eeuoogh. Boot hoo ebooot iff I trunslete-a it frum Ingleesh tu Roosseeun tu French tu Spuneesh und zeen beck tu Ingleesh?!?
Qooute-a:
Thees sperk vuoold keell me-a, iff kusnoos ' ooff zee pert incurrect ooff zee metel, boot ell thees ves coorsed still cleunly (a) tu see-a! Bork Bork Bork!

Leeke-a I seeed: I'm bored

Bork text RAWKS!

Damn... forgot to post again/

If I use the "back" button does that affect the count?

Dang

I thought you were the expert, Mr. '10/1'!

I got your 10/1 right here!

Posted :)

awww....and here I thought you were really using the font! I was going to start posting in Aladdin from now on.

Yesterday - I hated the music loop - this morning - it's got "Snow Miser/Heat Miser" and other good stuff! I'm so happy, I'm nearly jingling my bells!

Wow. There's such a thing as a Bork translater. I guess my generation officially has too much time on their hands.

Time to write a poem.

There's a Bork Text extension for Firefox that I use...

I love Sharpies. That is all.

Sharpies RAWK! Especially the retractable ones

There's a giant angular looking lion dancing around in front of me - and I've heard the Snow Miser/Heat Miser theme about 20 times today; who needs hallucinogenic drugs when this is your workplace :D

Ummm...please jingle your bells in private!

Alack! Twice did I click, and twice didst I forget to post...

I was getting Indi off the potty today and he jumped up right as I was picking him up, causing the top of his head to collide with my jaw, making me bite both sides of my tongue at once. How's that for a run on sentence?

I visited 12 households today and walked 18 dogs.

I am in a lot of emotional pain at the moment... but I'm still in front of the computer

Im posting this bit of a poem here today
for want of something much better to say
nonsense and babble and runons abound
so much jibber jabber with nary a sound

I really dont have anything else on my mind
no politics, debates or discussion you'll find
just tired of one-liner posts in my name
and wanted to add some bit of fun to this game

so with that I'll end with this little note
and hope you have fun with the crap that I wrote
dont take things so serious, so critical, so hard
and if yer gonna be a turd, go lay in the yard.

(directed to no one, just got stuck for a rhyme)


:p

You win a prize for that post!

100 BUCKS!! :D

LOL..........

*high fives CoasterMatt* good one....good one-hundred actually!

HEY... you look like a million bucks



All green and wrinkled









This cold really sucks

What are you staring at?

I just realized, I'm a couple of posts past "3/4 of a Loser" time...

Ack

I'm watching a show on flooring. :eek:

There's a hole in my shoe...

That's so you can put your foot in.

I just realized, these aren't my shoes...

Lyra has a stinky butt.

mmmm chocolate

apple brown betty...

I have GOT to start labeling my disks!!!

Click habit

*whines* can we stop now???

I now have FIVE boxes of papers that need sorting. Yet here I am posting.

Hmmn. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort. Post or sort.

Oh. Sorry...

no

*sigh* ok...so whats everyone want for christmas?

I'm considering the iRiver iFP-190. Anyone know anything about 'em?

I've heard good things about these.

I want the windows tinted on my car. <------- Never in a million years would I have predicted that I'd ask Santa for such a thing, but that's seriously the only thing I want! :blush:

Damn. I clicked, and can't think of anything to say.

Pre this Post/View we were at:

0.27253446447507953340402969247084 % reads to views. The myth is BUSTED! Can we PLEASE stop posting now?

Never! This thread must NEVER die!! :evil:

What myth?

no

Next question please.

well, based on those numbers, I think only a few of us are still bothering to post 'everytime' we click in. soooo....it may yet die under its own weight.

so yeah, I'm thinking "Myth Busted" is accurate to say the least.

Myth being that its even remotely possible to keep views and posts even in count

This post just to make sure that I don't

I love the scientific method

I click therefore I post.

It's much nicer than a turkey baster...

I thought that the expression was:

Mytttttthhhhhhhhththththththth Bussssssssssssssssssted

Those guys sound like steam escaping.... and they reckon they're straight ?!?!?!?! Or is that just another myth ?

is it believeable that Ive never for a second considered it either way?

This is a really painful position, can I move now?

no

You can stop posting when you stop clicking! Now post damn it! Post!

I prefer Kelloggs... :)

Happy Sunday Evening

Almost bedtime...

dum

de dum de dum de de de dum

:coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

Whenever I read lizziebith's current signature, I keep reading "Shrek Without End" :D

Now that would be scary! If anyone's curious, it's from a short film by the cool 80s band Shriekback.

I've never seen Shrek because it looked/looks ugly. The animation, I mean.

I ordered Starbuck's coffee for the office. I'm scared about when my boss sees the bill. :eek:

Well he is an ogre!

He lives in a nice swamp, too.

It's the refresh button that gets me.

Oh, I love ugly things, but hate ugly animation. But ugly is in the eye of the beholder, I know!

So in other words, he's not bad, he's just drawn that way?

I feel like somebody dropped a safe on my head... :(