I clicked, and I'm not posting
 

Not going to do it. I've looked at the "you must post" thread THREE times now, and haven't posted. So maybe it is my fault, as MBC would claim.

My kids tell me what to do. My wife tells me what to do. My clients tell me what to do. No poster on the LoT will tell me what to do!

So neener.:p

Have fun, scaeagles :)

The chronic outbreak of silliness on this board is one of the reasons I like it here!

Despite rabble-rousers like scaeagles

Your appliance aquisitions paint quite a different picture. Now beg for a bread maker like a good little scaeagles.

MBC, when I got my toaster, you liked it when I told YOU what to do.

My sweet little submissive MBC.:evil:

That's it. Someone get some rope and let's lynch this bastard. :mad:



;)

That's it. Someone get some rope and let's lunch this bastard. :D

Oh, he'd only enjoy being lunched.;)


Scaeagles- I knew it! Splitter!

anyone want sac's dominatrix outfit?

Joyce has it:






Hey, if I took the time to create the damn picture, I'm gonna get some mileage out of it!

Now, that is scary. :)

Geez Kevy, put that thing away, will ya.

I think it is now duly proven that scaeagles is here simply to undermine our community. How could he not heed the call of "must post", and then post another thread just to jeer at us?? Troublemaker!

That's me. The rebel.

The real problem is all you lemmings that feel the need to follow the crowd.:p

Ban me. I'm "not afraid" of that.:D

Ban you?
Hell, no- you're not getting off that easily.


We will be confiscating your small appliances, however.

On a side note, do you know that my nickname for MBC is "small appliance"? That's how we settled on a toaster.:)

Better yet, I propose a LoT meet... on his doorstep. Let's all introduce ourselves to his family and explain why he keep coming home with these appliances. :evil:

Yeah, a twelve slice toaster.

Did I mention I moved to Sacramento?

Oh, how much fun that would be!!!!!

Did I mention that the toaster transmits GPS coordinates? ;)

OMG, let's charter a Disneyland Resort Express motor coach!!!

Hmm, now why did he pick Sacramento?...

That's OK - If you recall (as was discussed in another thread), I had to send my toaster to Crystal.

I just said Sacramento because I knew about the GPS transmitter and, like I just said, I had to send the toaster to Crystal.

crystal sent that one to me, since sac had already earned three this year alone. (not to mention the food processor crystal earned) heeheee

Did you send your sphincter to Crystal as well?;)

I think he did. I recall recently driving towards Sacramento following a truck that had a "Wide Load" sign on it.

Don't mind me - accidental click

Well, nothing to see here anyway, really. Just your typical chat about scaeagles extra-wide sphincter being shipped to Sacramento on a truck.

Pretty much business as usual.

No, no, no.....it was removed because it was too small.....that's why I was able to earn my toaster from YOU, MBC. You were the only....well....never mind. I'll leave it at that.

*terrified look and muttering to himself*

tmi ...
tmi ...
tmi ...
...

yeah, I got it, much to my surprise:eek:



but I passed it on to STC, he's been busy stretching it ever since:evil:

Geez, are you sure you aren't really Scott McClellan? I haven't seen spin this ludicrous since you guys tried to justify invading Iraq.

I bet if we did a Google search on the word Sphincter we might get LoT as one of the suggestions.

Spin? Moi?

You know, with all the innuendo here, I could go on about being referred to as a "spinner".....but I won't.

I clicked on this thread and I'm not posting! Oh...wait...

A big :P to you Scaeagles. You can't even support a fellow Arizonian. :( ;)

i've been known to kill or thread or two. this outta work.

Please reread the thread. I moved to Sacramento.

Well, it wasn't in the top 100, but there WAS a link discussing an Inflatable artificial sphincter.

oh hell...you could not PAY enough me to click that link!

nope nope....not gunna do it

So, Capt Jack is no Sphincter Boy! :D

I can't believe we didn't show.

Sphincter Boy! Try checking for that!

Well, nothing for "scaeagles sphincter" under google. :(

Five bucks says Capt Jack clicked.

Oh, definitely. Curiosity kills more than cats.

Googles spider has to hit the site first. Give it 24-48 hours.



This message brough to you by your local search engine (not google) data administrator.

joo got dat rite :snap:


HA! Nope....you owe me a fiver. I'm tellin' ya....dunt wanna know.


the cat liveth on. so....you owe me a $5 too....... :D

This is because of rabble rousers like me, who take greatjoy in clicking on it 8-10 times/day just for the pleasure of watching the post/view ratio get smaller.

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

I'm almost tempted to bad mojo you for this...:evil:





Nah, I'm not going to stoop to your level. Troublemaker.

Well, considering you bad mojo-ed me for saying Hello Kitty wasn't swanky, I'm not surprised you would be tempted.

I never forget when I've been wronged, CP.:p

Me too! Way to ruin a board experiment! :mad: :p

I have not ruined your experiment! To the contrary, in fact.

Your experiment, I presume, was to see if it is possible to keep a high post/view ratio. On the internet, you have rabble rousers like me, and you must take that into account in your data. So I am actually SAVING your experiment, and therefore, you should give me GOOD mojo.

If you must assign blame, tracilisious, you must assign it to wendybeth. At the time I read her posting, I had not concocted my scheme of not posting. Being accused falsely led me down the path rabble-rousing.

I felt like an outcast. Like someone not to be trusted. Yes....it was wendybeth who forced me fulfill my destiny and NOT post.

Well, you are a republican. What did you expect?

;)

Way to match people's expectations, babe. :rolleyes:

I take that comment to mean that I've crossed some sort of line with posters here on this board - not CP in particular, but many, based on the word "people's". Have I established some sort of poor reputation here?

I was just messing around. If I've annoyed people here by being silly, I'll gladly pay penance of posting 1000 consecutive times in the "you must post" thread to raise the ratio.

Psst, I think she was continuing the facetious tone of this thread.

Just to be clear - I told scaeagles privately that I'm not ecstatic about him undermining the other thread.

No biggie though, it's just a silly thread. :) It does not change his reputation in my book. Insert joke here. :evil:

Heh heh....Guilty Republican. Let's mess with him!;)

Guilty Republican? Is there such a thing? I thought they all got off on technicalities :D

Smacks of Communism if you ask me ;)

Actually, Scaeagles, I like the idea that you're rebelling. Don't get to see many conservative rebels.;)

Well, psychos like you don't bother me. Rational people like CP and tracilicious I wouldn't want to be upset with me.:p

Takes one to know one!;)

I've got PSYCHO on my nametag! :D You don't wanna get me mad(der)!!

Wanna see the tattoo on my....well, never mind.

Washington Monument?

Nah, the Washington monument is impressive. ;)

For the record, I am only pretend annoyed at the views and post counts not being equal. Scaeagles is right, he is part of the experiment. I think both threads are one of the funnest things to happen around here in a week or so.

BUT, I'm still not posting in this thread.

It's a toaster, right?

!

Actually if you type two words into Google: Sphincter scaeagles
then LoT is indeed listed.

I suppose we should be .....proud of that? :rolleyes:

(Just kidding , Scaeagles!)

Let's just say I had hoped my 15 minutes of fame would be for something else.

I was gonna say my bicep. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

He's got "Insert coin, Get A Prize" tattooed around his sphincter...

or maybe not - the terrible rumors you hear around these places...