Hook 'um Horns!
 

Sorry Trojans but you all are about to get caught in the Texas stampead.

Go Texas!

Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. :evil:

Well well well, I was trying to keep this a friendly gentlemanly sports rivalry but I guess that just got tossed out the window.....

For Mr. Matt:

(spoiler spoiler)
white trash brand? do they make rolex condoms?

rolex condoms might be kind of painful... but if you're into that sorta thing I guess it's ok...

btw Moonliner, I was just being silly and quoting one of my favorite lines from "Full Metal Jacket"

And I would hope, based on the utter viciousness of my retort, that you would know I'm just following you down silly lane...

Ha ha, worst taunting thread EVER....you both backed down within six posts!

You both suck :p

Ohh you cut me to the quick, but please don't taunt me a second time. I could get angry and you won't like me when I'm angry. :(

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of Elderberries....

Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Ni!

Now bring me shrubbery!

Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!

See, when I say "A HERRING!" and stick out my fist as if it is indeed holding a slightly floppy herring, most people just look at me as if I've gone completely batty.