Fellas, don't kiss this guy
 

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You don't even want to know what he'll do if you grab his ass.

I didn't know MBC was Asian.

Neither did I

Did I miss something? I thought a little smooch was always expected before participating in the 'sport' where you pummel your opponent to mulch.

I think perhaps you have this confused with the Mafia. ;)

Dude, one punch!

And the winner is ....... the homophobe steroidal maniac!!!!

Dude, if I kissed some chick on the lips without warning, I'd expect (and deservedly so) a pretty good slap in return.

Then why last week did you .... oh, er, nevermind.


(But you certainly didn't expect a slug ... especially since you know I was circumsized at birth)

GD did get pretty drunk at that party...

and eeewwww, iSm. :p

Emphasis added to aid in my apology. I was in such a hurry to make a joke that I misread GD's post and simply assumed he was saying he'd expect a pretty good slap if he, akin to the topic under discussion, had planted a kiss on a dude.

(I missed the word "slap," too - which is a dead mysogenistic giveaway for girly reference - and read it as "slug" which led to my second, much less tasteful, joke.)

Plus, I'm well aware that all the gay men here totally want me, so a punch to the face wouldn't be the expected reaction were I to go in for a kiss. :p

GD made me laugh out loud at work and I can't mojo him

Here's what :iSm: DID see in GD's post:

Oh come on, not all of us want...

Hold on, I have a call coming in.



Okay, nevermind, we all want you. :evil:

I am sooooo gonna plant one on GD next time I see him ... just to see (or feel) what happens.

Good. Then we can compare notes. ;)

Good luck catching him...:evil:

I like the "What now" response. LOL!

Hmmm, I'd kinda like to know what the other reasons were for avoiding me in the past.

Hmmmm - I just realized that I think I've kissed more of the men on these boards than the women...and niether gender punched me - yet...

Well, I can firmly say that I've kissed more of the men on this board as well. And, none of the women.

Hehe, she said firmly.

Speaking of firm - eh...never mind...

Eh, we haven't avoided you in a good long time :D

Actually, I think my default reaction to anything GD says is ":rolleyes: What now?"

Sigh, my kiss toll isn't nearly as robust as some others. That's what I get for being a shy wallflower. Heh.

The date April 1st comes to mind... ;)

In order for the iSm/GD kiss to work, the taller one needs to dip the shorter one. You know, like Gable and Leigh in 'Gone With the Wind'. So, who's shorter?
:D

As a matter of fact, I seem to recall you threatening me with physical violence...you steroid-crazed heterophobe.

Though GD and I could (will) comfortably kiss with our each of our lips at a natural height match, the answer to the question "So, who's shorter" is always iSm.


k, so isn't threatening you with a smooch an incredible improvement?!

Don't flatter yourself. :rolleyes:

^ he's just jealous 'cause I wanna kiss you.




(But, ahem, that's really all I want ... so calm down, sport.)

That's not what I was thinking at all Steve.

I dunno...you're one ugly chick.

Put your beer goggles on, GD.

I keep getting this picture in my mind of the Blonde, buxom kissing bandit who runs onto sports fields to kiss the players.

Is that an appropriate description of Steve?

Why, yes. Yes, it is.
:D

Steve's all that and MORE!

*munches popcorn*

Hmm, maybe I should slip GD a mickey at breakfast...in his mickey breakfast.

Did I miss the great kissing orgy? Was it while I was at dinner?

It happened as we said our goodbyes outside Monster's Inc. Both Szczczccerb. and iSm went for it (though the former's aim was off and all he got was cheek).

So, iSm, how's that black eye?

Well, my tonsils are pretty bruised up. That's one strong tongue you've got there.

Didn't get anywhere near my eye though. Maybe next time. :iSm:

The only person on this board that I've kissed is my husband, and that doesn't really count since he's contractually obligated.

Why, Pru, you missed your chance! ;)

I can't believe I missed it! :mad: You'll just have to kiss again.