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SacTown Chronic 03-22-2006 05:13 PM

Explain this bumpersticker
 
Jesus is coming soon.

R U E?


I'm sure the answer is obvious but I'm not seeing it.

Gemini Cricket 03-22-2006 05:14 PM

Are you ready...

Red E

Get it?

:D

SacTown Chronic 03-22-2006 05:18 PM

I knew it was probably obvious, but damn, that's lame! Thanks GC.

scaeagles 03-22-2006 05:38 PM

I was reading it as "Are you Blood-y".

innerSpaceman 03-22-2006 05:43 PM

I was reading it as Rue the Day, but I couldn't figure out why the E in Rue was red.

SacTown Chronic 03-22-2006 05:43 PM

U sicko, scaeagles.

Ghoulish Delight 03-22-2006 05:49 PM

I was all ready to break out my sauce pan 'cause Jesus was coming over for dinner...then I remembered that that's roux.

Betty 03-22-2006 06:00 PM

We saw this funny bumper sticker the other day:

Corn,
I don't remember eating corn.

Not Afraid 03-22-2006 06:35 PM

Today's elightened bmber sticker said
BUSH IS A LIAR

I was almost shocked, but then I remembered I was in Santa Monice. ;)

mousepod 03-22-2006 06:55 PM

This has always made me laugh:


wendybeth 03-22-2006 08:41 PM

That made me laugh, MP.

Good one.:D

CoasterMatt 03-22-2006 09:09 PM

How about these? :evil:

After I Cook The Vegetables, What Do I Do With The Wheelchairs?

Assassins Do It From Behind

Constipated People Don't Give A Crap

Four Out Of Five Cannibals Prefer Vegetarians

Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon

I Like Cats, Too. Let's Exchange Recipes

I Love Defenseless Animals, Especially In A Good Gravy

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets

My Mind Is Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Rainy Days And Automatic Weapons Always Get Me Down

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

mousepod 03-22-2006 09:15 PM

or these

€uroMeinke 03-22-2006 09:32 PM

Jesus Loves You
But the Devil is my Lover

SacTown Chronic 03-22-2006 10:14 PM

I saw a decal on a car that said "body piercing saves lives" accompanied by a likeness of Jesus with a nail through his wrist.

CoasterMatt 03-22-2006 10:31 PM

iparklikeanidiot.com

'nuff said :D

FEJ 03-22-2006 10:50 PM

"Jesus Saves...Gretzky gets the rebound....He Scores!!!"

Not Afraid 03-22-2006 10:58 PM

This is mean and appeals of my joy of the irreverent:

When Jesus was on the cross, to pass the time, did he pretend he was an airplane?

And, I would love to see a minivan with this sticker on it:

Daddy Farted, and we Can't get out!!

scaeagles 03-23-2006 05:58 AM

While not the same as a bumper sticker, I once saw a license plate on a flatbed trailer that was pulling porta potties that said "4U2PIN".

Gemini Cricket 03-23-2006 06:27 AM

"Save the Krill, Eat Whale"

Kevy Baby 03-23-2006 08:19 AM

"Get a taste of religion
Lick a Witch"

lizziebith 03-23-2006 10:53 AM

Today I saw one, on a car also sporting Bush stickers, that said:

GIVE WAR A CHANCE

:eek:

FEJ 03-23-2006 02:07 PM

WWJB
Who Would Jesus Bomb?

Snowflake 03-23-2006 02:51 PM

I found this one and for me on a bad commute day pretty well sums it up


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