I'll get you for this, Lucy Van Pelt!
 

Last night my son was holding the football for me to kick and at the last second the fear of being kicked in the hand became too great and he let go of the football causing me to kick the air like Charlie Brown.

And now I'm suffering from a painful groin pull.

AAAAUUUGHHHH!

:D

Ah, life imitates art. Sorry to hear about your injury, Sac.

Wait till Mickey Lumbo hears about this though. :)

Yeah, ML is the original groin pull. ;)

Make your kid give you a nickel for the required (physical) therapy.

Why am I laughing so hard?

Fricken' excuses:mad: Tryin' to ruin my Friday night?:mad:

I'm calling my girlfriend :evil:

I can't believe you fell for that....

I saw that before you edited it......:p

Good grief!

What? I don't know what you're talking about....;)

'Cause you're a compassionate conservative?


4 hours after reading this thread, Mickeylumbo shows up on my doorstep with a massage table, two bottles of rum, and a 3 day supply of GHB.

Did you yell "AAUGH"?

Poor kid, he must feel terrible....or did he laugh his ass off?

No, I didn't yell AAUGH, but I would have if I'd thought of it. I looked at him and in my best Stewie Griffin voice I said, "what the hell, man?"

He felt bad about it but that hasn't stopped him from giggling every time I've complained about my, you know, pulled groin.

Are the great pumpkins safe?