Paris Hilton as Mother Teresa???
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060403...n_060403135629

An Indian movie director said he hopes to persuade Paris Hilton to play the role of Nobel laureate and prospective Catholic Saint, Mother Teresa, in an upcoming film.

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also starring:
Rob Zombie as 'The Pope'

:rolleyes:

Whoa. Look at that mother!

If it's a comedy, I might want to see it.
If it's a drama... well, it's a comedy.

"Someone check Mother Theresa's makeup!"

Now that's a phrase you never thought you'd hear.

Actually I should correct that. Seems to me the only thing she does is check her makeup. Makeup men in Bollywood are due for a decline in pay.

Oh, the humanity.

I think Paris Hilton could play some sort of emaciated zombie version of Mother Teresa...

I thought Mother Teresa WAS an emaciated zombie.

Oooh. You're going to Catholic hell for that one. But you were going there anyway... You can come visit me. I'm going to open a hair salon there and join the Gay Men's Seventh Layer of Hell Chorus.
:D

Oh thank God (pun kind of intended). Now I'll have a place to get my hair done!

And just think of all the Broadway shows you could see...

But who'd be willing to do Mother Teresa's hair in hell?

Yahoo! I'll be able to catch up on my plays! And most of them will have the original cast!

wenchybeth.

Lol! I've already applied- the prospect of hanging around a bunch of creative and fun people is immensely more appealing than running the risk of landing in Mormon heaven. (South Park reference there).

If someone ends up in Mormon heaven and they kill themselves would they end up in Catholic hell?

That's a tough one, because if a gay priest forgives you in Catholic hell your sin is wiped clean because he is, after all, a priest. That may send you back to Mormon heaven.

Probably not. Their Mormon friends would just re-retro baptise them and they'd be sucked back up, but to a lesser plane of heavenliness without all the amenities. You know, Cloud 6.

I wonder if the Mormons consider being forgiven by a Catholic priest a sin though... You know, betrayal of the Mormon faith? And of course being forgiven by a gay priest would mean you now have gay cooties.

Maybe you get sent to Mormon hell after that. Which isn't too bad, Mormon hell is any place outside of Utah.