But.... does it vibrate?
 

Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade

POSTED: 10:02 am PDT April 20, 2006


SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador --

A Salvadoran woman is in some trouble after she allegedly tried to smuggle into the country's main prison a military grenade and marijuana hidden in her vagina.

The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide. Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but authorities have raised the security level at jails across the country, fearing inmates may be planning something.

Alvarado was visiting two inmates serving 25 and 30 years when she was arrested. She now faces drug and weapons charges.

Police who inspected the M-67 grenade said it was in working condition

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Thank you to NA for her guidance in posting this... rather amazing information

This??? she had THIS?????


I.....
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hmm.......... I need a :cheers: after that

no...I fear for once I have no words.

:eek:

hehehe, the Captian is speechless but the question remains.....does it vibrate?

Why do all the marijuana filled cooches belong to crazy chicks?

Hvae you checked th cooches of all non-crazy chicks?

I'm working on it.

Kind of gives a whole new meaning to banging someone.

lol! :D
Leo made a funny!

Four inches WIDE?!? :eek:
Color me impressed with her cronk's ability to stretch...!

Perhaps she had recently given birth?

4 inches wide.....If you're her boyfriend, how can you compete with that?

Well, if you can get a baby's head outta there........

well yes, but thats why they do an episiotomy! Because typically, the heads dont fit.

I'm still reeling...

Come to think of it, why hasn't the girthy one been posting lately? ;)

ROFL
I will now be smelling 7up the rest of the day (after I wipe off my monitor and my shirt)


well deserved.

Weed, speed, bindles of coke, tobacco smokes.. my cooch is everybody's favorite Pez Dispenser. And I'm not crazy n' stuff. A couple of Glocks tucked away up there insures that nobody pilfers my stash.

:p ;)


That broad can literally hot box the room with her crotch chronic. :(

Learn something new every day. :)

Actually, episiotomies are completely the fault of the doctor. Vaginas are designed to stretch around a baby's head, and indeed they can without the help of a scalpel. As soon as women's health practitioners start actually putting the woman first instead of their convenience, women will no longer give birth in unnatural positions, ie laying down and episiotomies will be no more. [/soapbox :p ]

On topic, I think it's pretty brave to put an explosive up there. Or stupid.

Vaginas are stretchy things! I only want one thing exploding in mine, though.

Why am I remembering a certain scene from Chasing Amy right now?

Duly Noted.
Back to our regularly scheduled topic.

Kinda gave this one some thought, and perhaps it was lost in translation. Looking at the measurements from CaptJack's link would probably indicate that it was centimeters (the unit of measurement in San Salvador), and not inches... Making it perhaps not so long, but sufficiently girthy.

I feel better knowing this... really, I do.

Yeah. I was like, "10 INCHES??" The 4 inches I could understand (*cough*ChasingAmy*cough*), but 10 deep is pretty hardcore...

Eh, I've had longer than...

OOPS! Did I just say that in public? :eek:

Why am I suddenly thinking about 'Emperor's New Groove'?
:D

While Length and girth are frequent references in male anatomy, I wonder why similar conversation rarely happens about a woman's depth or tightness - outside the usual porn sites anyway.

You wanna talk about depth? One rule, If I can feel your dick in my uterus, it's too big. :evil:

On that subject, isn't Shaquille O'Neal's wife only like 5'1"? How does that work?

Very carefully

BUt what is the size of his manhood? I suspect those stats aren't to be found on his trading cards.

The way they talk about it, chicks are either tight or not. I guess depth is less of a priority.

Makes me wonder if "hitting the wall" is a turn-on for guys...

Im thinking it depends on her reaction to hitting said wall.

Well, 10 inches is one thing... Probably manageable, but how do you keep it up there is what I'm wondering... <?> 10cm is probably around 6in, right? Anyhow, it just makes more sense... You could fit the grenade and a small amount of pot in a canister that size..

Kegel Exercises

That was my answer.

Or lots of practice with ben wah balls.

BenWa balls - one things. Solid 10 inch object with a 4 inch diameter? This is no anus we're talking about here. Does anyone know how deep the average vagina is? I bet I can google it.

Average Vagina Size
3 inches along the posterior wall with a diameter of 0.8 inches, though in stimulated phase it balloons to 3.75-4.1 in long by 2.3-2.5 inches in diameter.




.......... that was quick

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Why does this seem to have the makings of a signature line? :D

I'll never know