Guys with the Hotness
 

Here we go. Feel free to post your own pics. I await CP's additions to this thread.

I also dare scaeagles and Alex to post pics of hot men. Go on, I dare ya. If you do, I'll post a hot chick for ya. :D



Jake


David Rich


Antonio Sabato Jr


Chris 'Human Torch' Evans


Bradley Cooper


There will be more. Oh, yes. There will be more.

I'm not about to go posting a pic of myself with my impending (even though the dates are not yet known to anyone but ME) visit to DL and the crazy cat lady already stalking me.:)

But if I must post some other hot male figure, here ya go....

Spongebob? Leo, you're such a DAD!
:D

GC, don't you dare reward him with a hot chick pic for that feeble attempt. A pic of Madeline Albright is about all that deserves....or Hillary. :evil:

Hey....I don't need a hot chick pic. Ain't nothing gonna top this one -

Hottest pic ever

Yes, if I were a Breeder, that would be totally hot. Still, no hot chick picture for you. Unless I can scrape up a decent pic of Wilma Flintstone... :D

Spongebob never frightened anyone. Those two give nightmares of the worst kind.

Oh really? James Dobson of "Focus on the Family"? Perhaps you've heard of him?

It's a good thing I didn't post the picture of Spongebob and Patrick kissing on a beach.

Now now... I just think he's a nut. I don't want him to have a coronary.

I'll post my own hot chick pic:


And one last hot dude. Hidden because some may consider it TOO hot:

Don't forget this hot chick -

Resident hot chick

Or this one -

Resident hot chick #2

Aww, you're sweet. :)

I didn't realize that I was member number nine....number nine....number nine....

Sorry GC sweetie, but no-shirt pics really don't do it for me, and I do like a bit of hair on the chest. When it comes to pics, it's all about the eyes.

What is this thing I've got for DJs lately? This is Jason Bentley...

DJ John Koviak who alternates between attractive and not-so attractive to me.

When it comes to actors I find attractive, it has a great deal to do with how much intelligence they project in their films and/or interviews. I'm not one that becomes attracted quickly to a person, so just looking at them doesn't do much for me-- I have to listen to them, I have to get a sense for them before the resonate with me.

Two such actors have happy news. Tom had tucked me in the other night, and then came back to wake me up five minutes later to tell me that...


Peter Sarsgaard

is expecting a baby with



Maggie Gyllenhaal!

We hope to knit baby booties that say "thank you for procreating!"

I can do eyes. (I love Jake's eyes.) I'll post some when I get home. Can't download or do PhotoShop at work.
:)

Other guys with the hotsmartness:

Andrew Stanton, Pixar director


Edward Norton

In the "I wanna tap that!" category:

He doesn't yet know it, but Michael Imperioli should be with me. Sigh..I have a weakness for a bad boy, and as Christopher Moltisanti on The Sopranos, he's the ultimate bad ass. And I'd be willing to fill Adriana's stilletos, as long as he doesn't whack me.

Sigh...every Sunday night, I look forward to seeing you, Chrissy! :D

He has tats. I had no idea. His hotness increased sooooo much with this knowledge.

okay.. I just have to contribute.
Alas, no pictures other than dorky wallpaper of Hugh Laurie can I find...

hmm....well, I guess I should add at least SOMETHING to this.

so....with that..........this!

enjoy





:p

I think the guy to the left of this text is pretty damn hot.

UK Rugby player Ben Cohen:


Eric Banna:


Jared Leto:

You can always start a hot chicks thread, you know.

Jeremy Piven...

Ponine and Erica made excellent choices. :snap:

Jeremy Piven is pretty hot, now that you mention it.

uh...no :blush:

You didn't look very hard did you?

I think you can see him in person at Zanzibar
Check out Bossa:Nove Fridays

What makes Hugh Laurie cool is that I know he's capable of being astoundingly silly. He wouldn't be nearly as compelling as an actor otherwise.

C'mon Sparrow, grow a pair and start a thread! :evil:

Now that's how you get things going...

This is looking more and more like a swanking to me.

I'd be up for that - as long as we could do the same next time Miss Kitten is in town ;)

Well, this is the only "hot" pic I could find... :P

heh. trust me, my reasons for not starting one here have nothing to do with my dangleberries being present and/or accounted for.
:D

I always liked Betty better, even though I do like redheads. Of course, I always preferred Maryanne to Ginger, too.

You straight men and your love of lesbians...
:rolleyes: :D

Well....thanks for ruining my image of Betty Rubble. I've not seen the Flintstones movie, and now the whole franchise has been destroyed.:p

Okay.. no, I didnt. My bad.
Thank you.

However... I found a Hugh I really like... and how did I forget Gerry?!?!?!?

I love, love, love Hugh Laurie as an actor but he's not shag-a-rrific imho.

Thats fine, leave him for me.
He can read me the phone book and we'll go from there.

I'll take Colin Firth, you take Hugh Laurie. :D
HL was so great in 'Sense and Sensibility' and 'Peter's Friends'.

Thats fine. I'll share. Throw Rickman my way and I wont even ask you to share Colin.

I'd have stopped watching The Office long ago (due to the squeamishly embarrassing situations it showcases) if it weren't for John Krasinski.

Zen Gesner is damn fine and a really nice guy too. I saw him in Fry's a few years ago and we chatted for a few minutes.

Zen as Sinbad

It's all a matter of taste, really. I find, for instance, a stellar vocabulary to be shag-a-riffic so the muscle pictures don't do anything for me.

Yes, I guess that all depends on what you want a hunk for. If I'm dreaming about a shag, it's all about the shag. Heck, we all have friends to talk to... :D

Oh, no, baby. You've got it all wrong. For me, the shag is also about the words and the ideas, not just the visual. Nothing dampens the drawbridge like someone saying "protuberant" or "egregious." Or any other interesting word. And not even in a sexual context. Intelligent coversation makes me want to boink.

Case in point, one of our hottest nights followed an extremely stimulating coversation about the downfall and regrettable loss of the studio system. After our brains boiling into each other's for a half hour of hashing out our ideas of why the industry is the way it is today, and how the old system can improve us as writers on a personal level, we were hotter for each other than we'd ever been. (And we're pretty hot for each other.)

Seeing porn is so-so, but reading erotica is swell.
Watching naked men dance is meh, but watching a play that gets my brain working, and then talking about it with my partner? Boinkage, baby. Boinkage abounds.

Perhaps this has something to do with the visual v. verbal turn-on that is supposedly gender-specific. I also think it's from my personal experience that the smarter the lover, the better and more interesting the sex.

This is going to be my new catch phrase.

Yeah, I'll back you up on this one. It's all about the mind games for me. I've known plenty of guys who I did not find physically attractive at all....but after a few geeky conversations, I realize I'd totally jump them.

Gay guys sure do love the abs, don't they? Am I weird if I admit that visible abs freak me out a bit? Muscled shoulders, mmm, but muscled stomach, weird.

However, when searching for jpgs it's all about that intent stare with soft eyes. And clothes on. I mean, I gotta have a shirt to grab so I can pull him closer, right?

That's what belt loops are for. :p

And love handles :D

Oh that wacky Prince Regent! Gotta have the smarts to be that deliciously silly.

Oh yes, I agree. Hubby and I will often say big words to each other, followed with the echo "take me now!" It's a call and response thang. Goes back to early dating and falling in love turn-ons! :D Young-uns can stop throwing up....Now.

Less talk, more pics.


Oh wait, we've had nuthing but silly pics for a page or so. Um, less pics, more talk.


Ya know, the great thing about photos is you can imagine all you want. Who says the hunk with the muscled shoulders and washboard abs is not a clever conversationalist? Yes, I know he's not soliliquizing in the photograph, but a little imagination is all it takes. It's a fantacization process anyway - responding arousalish to a photo.


Dreamy eyes? Absolutely a plus.

Clothing more sexy than nudity? Often the case. I find a good combination of sharp dress and sultry undress works best.

Muscled shoulders and muscled abs? Well, too much muscle and - yeah - the freak show sets in. But there's nothing freaky about muscled abs ... just because most guys don't naturally have 'em. Muscles are good anywhere it's natural to have muscles if you move your lazy butt. Maybe abs are especially yummy 'cause - while a lot of guys really do have them - they're hidden under fat that all but the most un lazy guys have. Visible abs are an indicator of healthy lifestyle and high energy (or, well, maybe just gymbunny vanity).


Besides, when it comes down to it, there's only one muscle that we gay guys really care about.

:iSm:

I don't have rehearsals tonight (wahoo!) and will be posting more pics soon. I've been totally lagging behind on that.
:D

Shirts, belt loops, love handles??? I am cracking up here!!!

I totally agree with the male/female differences.

I also don't go for the over done muscle type. Blech! But see, some guys go for the over done implant type of women....Blech!

Inywho...eyes. Yep. Eyes. While I like the Hubsters complete package {and I am cracking up thinking of CP's sig...;) } it was the eyes that caught me first.

I have tried to stay away from this thread because I remember where we went with prior ones....mmmm mmm. It was fun but then I spent waaaaay too much time on line....:blush:

Yes ma'am, eyes. I'm still swooning over CP's second pic.

This guy should do it for you, then -

I was at ESPN Zone on Sunday and this girl with huge implants caught my friends eye. He just said WOW. I turned, looked and said fake. He said I know, but WOW! I said here's a napkin, do you want me to go give her your number? He said nah, she screams high maintenance.

I like ripped guys. They are fun to look at and play with. But what really gets me is really short hair, southern accents and crystal clear eyes where you can look right into their soul.

Yum:



Hi, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Whoa! I am late to this and am loving this. ;)

Not just into dead celebrities, which may shock you.

I do have a predilection for latin guys. Has a lot to do with accents, too.



I'm rather fond of Edoardo Ballerini.

Of course, I'm right with Heidi and love Hugh Laurie, but even more so, I love Stephen Fry and I positively melt with Alan Rickman. Rickman is against type for me, but I find him to be totally sexy and when that voice issues forth, well, measure me on the orgasmatron as being off the scale.

Like CP, it's all about the eyes. Whew, is it hot in here or it is me?
:eek:

This guy is sexy in his own way



and I don't know how I could have forgotten him

For Ally...



(I found this attached to a Fred Dryer Message board with sub boards for Hunter, Stefanie Kramer, Charles Hallahan and a Hunter Fan Fic board)

And yes, we can share all of these guys. We'll have to share Christopher with MickeyD too.

Ally I was just about to post that photo!

Here is some more L&O hotness

He is a former senator


From Crossing Jordan..

AllyOfTheDolls presents...

~The Men that I Loved When I Was Younger, Still Love Now That I'm Older, And Plan To Have Sex With As Soon As I Can Back Them Into A Corner Armed With Roofies, Mad Dog 20/20 & Some Rope~

Hell yeah! #1


Hell yeah! #2


Hell yeah! #3


Billy, Adam, & Robert.... yummy sigh! I'm actually blushing like a schoolgirl as I post! :D

LOL! Robert Smith! Too bad he looks like Elizabeth Taylor not. Of course, so do I. ;)

From that era, I was all about Peter Murphy, Daniel Ash, and Nick Cave. I'd still do 'em.





Now I just desire other lanky Brits.

John Barrowman is quite the hottie. He's a great singer, actor, and is openly gay. I think it's awesome that someone of his age and leading-man looks has the chutzpa to be openly mo!

^Rwrraweo!


(Hmmm, why is it that the dudes posted by gay guys do it for me, and the dudes posted by the ladies do nuthin' fer me?. There have been other "hot guys" threads were I was an equal opportunity appreciator, but this time out only the gay men are calling the shots my way.)

Well I'm just posting old men (except for Meloni) and cowboys. But not old cowboys. Ikk. So I can see why my pics aren't doing it for ya.

^ try and do better next time, willya huh? I like your crewcut military types. See what you can do.

Why does that Ewan McGregor pic in your last post ALWAYS do it for me?

Probably that bad-boy laughing he must be smart I think I'll knock him and that bike over thing.

Okay.. I'm home now so I can post my all time favorite Guy with Hottness picture....
It's got a watermark on it, but I really dont care.

I'm right there with you. Ewan is sooooo lovely!

The problem with these pics is that I don't know who most of them are.

Oh! I love it - I saw my pictures of Jeremy Piven, and I wanted so badly to mojo myself!

I guess that could be taken a couple of different ways, eh? ;)

OK, now I'm just laughing.

I wanted to take this moment to post a pic of Eric Bana that I love...



There is just *something* about the man in the white shirt... or the unprepared look that... .RARWRWAFS OK, back to typing.

Like, I like *this* picture of Josh, sooo much better than the shirt already off ones...



I guess I'm just much more into wanting to rip off their shirt than getting to see any kind of goods right away...

And I almost forgot Guy Pearce....

Clive Owen - they guy who SHOULD'VE been Bond.

And, I just can't participate without a pic of my Hugh. This is a guy who looks alone do it for me. He's probably better if he doesn't talk! ;)

How--- OH HOW --- Could I forget about CLIVE OWEN.

I should start looking for razors now... or head to a cathedral... FOR I HAVE SINNED.

Yay, I love this thread. SM's post, whoo! And GC has gone above and beyond the call of duty....so many fantastic pictures....especially the George Clooney one, since he's off and on for me, and that pic is hawt.

Damn, wish I had more time to post pics...

Apparently I am not terribly visual. (Which isn't surprising, given my atrocious vision. Welcome to the land of no depth perception.)

Anyone for the "people with sexy voices" thread?

And now, in hopes of redemption
 

If Susan were posting, this would be her choice:

I'm not sure if it's the bod or the voice but Vin Diesel is WAY hot to me.


Plus I'm a huge Sex & the City Fan.


And of course you can't forget my Charlie Sheen addiction

I love that Ewan picture to no end. I think I know the reason. His is a face that has experienced joy.
:)

Classic Hotness
 

There's no way I'm letting this thread die...

Ahhhhhhh, Cary!

Cary wearing Kate's robe

OMG! He's one beautiful man!

I keep checking this thread, hoping to see if anybody posts a picture of me.

But alas, it is not meant to be.

:sigh:












Tee hee

He's not crewcut but...

Heya, sexy...

Who is that? Is it Brando?

'Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper... Ooh Pah Doo Pah!'

Great. Now I'm singing "Putting on the Ritz".

GROSS!

But only somewhat moreso than the disturbing David Hasselhoff posted by CoasterMatt.

Here's Gary Cooper (since there was a mention)

In the interests of fairness, and while I have never seen a movie with him that I've liked, I thought I'd post one guy that I think is handsome -



I do like 24.

^^ ;)

Oops - shows you how closely I've read this thread. Didn't know anyone else had posted him.

That's ok. I was looking for an excuse to quote myself with those yummy photos.

Which version? I have the Young Frankenstein version playing in my head. (Thanks a lot GC!)

Since I refuse to watch most Mel Brooks movies, I had another version but, when it got to the par that EVERYONE sings in the Frankenstein voice, I inserted that.

I HATE Mel Brooks for the same reason I hate Monty Python.

I love them both. (Don't hate me.)

<Pant, pant...>

Yeah, I know. Everyone seems to love them both and quote from them CONSTANTLY! It drives me INSANE(er).

We actually watched the original version of "The Producers" the other night. Now, I've seen the play and really loved it, but the film just didn't make me laugh. As a matter of fact, I found it overacted and the timing was off.

I'm missing a gene or two. I can't smell Mexican Primroses either.

Here's a bit of something for every one - Pee Wee Herman and Grace Jones!

I really liked her rendition of 'Little Drummer Boy' in that episode. Very cool. :)

Is that..... Trailer Park Boys?????????????

HAHAHAHAHAHA

yup

I hope those rumors are true about Chesney... I hope I hope I hope. :D

Break my heart why dontcha. /cry

It's just a rumor. I heard that the other cowboy singer, what's his name, 'boot in your a$s, I hate Natalie Mains' dude is keeping this rumor alive...

It's been a rumor for a really long time. Much like Tom Cruise is gay.

That would be Toby Keith.

That's him. Toby Keith.

Sometimes rumors are true.

Just sayin'....

you HOPE??? o,0

this guy even sets MY gaydar off. :rofl:

Or is it more like the rumor that Tom Cruise is straight? ;)

I just realized why I dated my exbf for so long. He is a 6ft3 spitting image of Kenny. :p

I'm shocked nobody has posted a lust for Foxy!

Do we get to call you Renee?

I DO!!! I DO!!!

I'll be adding tennis player Robby Ginepri to the list of athletes I'd like to do.



And some video for you (patience will be rewarded)

The Men I Love!