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scaeagles 05-15-2006 03:25 PM

Wives, check your husbands
 
How could you not know....for 17 years, how could you not know?

Wife 'didn't realise husband was a woman'

BarTopDancer 05-15-2006 03:37 PM

That is just a sad story. Those poor kids! :(

Not Afraid 05-15-2006 04:02 PM

WHAT?

Sheesh.

Motorboat Cruiser 05-15-2006 05:48 PM

There was a famous jazz trumpet/piano player by the name of Billy Tipton, who performed in the 1940's. He had been married 3 times and had at least two adopted children. It wasn't until his death in 1989, that it was discovered by the medical examiner that Billy was a she. Her family was understandably shocked. They hadn't a clue.

Being that there were not many opportunities back in the day for a woman jazz musician, she decided to change her appearance in order to get in the door.

Strange and sad story, actually.

Kevy Baby 05-15-2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

He concealed his true gender from her for 17 years, using a home-made part of the anatomy for sex.
WTF?!?

Your husband is schtupping you for 17 years with a crude home-made strap-on and you don't notice?!?

Ponine 05-15-2006 08:17 PM

If she never opened her eyes, how would she know?

Freaky Tiki 05-15-2006 08:20 PM

This is just bazar....I....wow....

scaeagles 05-15-2006 09:19 PM

Did she never see him naked? Never? In 17 years?

JWBear 05-15-2006 09:56 PM

"Close your eyes, and think of England."

lizziebith 05-15-2006 10:43 PM

Hubby passed the check! :D

wendybeth 05-15-2006 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser
There was a famous jazz trumpet/piano player by the name of Billy Tipton, who performed in the 1940's. He had been married 3 times and had at least two adopted children. It wasn't until his death in 1989, that it was discovered by the medical examiner that Billy was a she. Her family was understandably shocked. They hadn't a clue.

Being that there were not many opportunities back in the day for a woman jazz musician, she decided to change her appearance in order to get in the door.

Strange and sad story, actually.

Billy Tipton was from Spokane, and when the story broke it was a huge shock to most who knew him. He was a very well-known musician- I can remember seeing his name on area marquees all the time when I was growing up. We're a weird little town, I tell ya.:D

xharryb 05-16-2006 07:10 AM

There would have had to be a heck of a lot of decieving going on for 17 years. I mean, don't you usually go through a battery of testing to determine infertility before going the AID route for having a family? How did he fake that stuff? Was he a brilliant liar or was she unbelievably gullable?

innerSpaceman 05-16-2006 07:30 AM

I dunno ... GD's been pulling the wool over CP's eyes for quite a few years now.

scaeagles 05-16-2006 07:35 AM

And they don't have kids.....hmmm.....

Ponine 05-16-2006 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JWBear
"Close your eyes, and think of England."

brilliant .... havent thought of that film in a while now.

Ghoulish Delight 05-16-2006 08:32 AM

The hardest part is faking the goatee.

SzczerbiakManiac 05-16-2006 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman
I dunno ... GD's been pulling the wool over CP's eyes for quite a few years now.

Or is it CP who has been pulling the wool over GD's eyes...? :eek:


:evil: ;)

CoasterMatt 05-16-2006 10:04 AM

It couldn't be that difficult to fake girthiness.

Cadaverous Pallor 05-16-2006 10:09 AM

It is my belief that in marriages that involve women who don't like sex, this scenario isn't actually that far-fetched. She lays prone in the dark under the sheets for a couple minutes every once in a while. She may not have had much experience with sex, or simply disliked it enough that she really wasn't paying attention.

As a woman who actually enjoys sex and loves leaving the lights on, I can firmly attest to my husband's very male sexuality.

Firmly. ;)

As for myself...if you look at pics of me as a kid you could assume I was a boy....

Cadaverous Pallor 05-16-2006 10:10 AM

Oh, and I've seen women with goatees...

cirquelover 05-16-2006 02:15 PM

I would think at least once in 17 years you'd see him getting out of the shower! I don't see how you could not know.

SzczerbiakManiac 05-16-2006 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor
I can firmly attest to my husband's very male sexuality.

I think I can speak for the rest of the "boys" on the LoT when I saw we're going to need proof. Hard evidence, if you will. :evil:



<wonders if he heeds to lay off on the GD comments for a while....>

Cadaverous Pallor 05-16-2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac
<wonders if he heeds to lay off on the GD comments for a while....>

Well, suffice it to say I won't leave you alone with him anymore. :p


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