Home Depot Scam!
 

A "heads up" for any of you who may shop at Home Depot.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two handsome 18 or 19-year-old guys come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, then take off their t-shirts to dry the windshield. It is impossible not to look at their lean, muscular chests and ripped abs. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No thanks" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way there, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, three times yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!!

snort! ha!

:evil: GC
:p

Thanks for the warning, but I really think this is one scam I won't be falling for.

My dad's a manager at Home Depot. I'll have to tell him so he can keep a weather eye out. :p

I'm on my way to Home Depot in search of pot-filled bathroom vanities. I'll keep an eye out for roving bands of homosexual thugs.

Then give my cell phone a ring, will ya?

I'm imagining GC sitting in his parked car in a Home Depot lot.

Sitting there, watching guys strap two by fours onto their scratched trucks, lift heavy paving stones into vans, and wipe the sweat off their tanned brows with rough work gloves.

^ omg, I got hotter from CP's parking lot voyeur description than from GC's Homo Depot scam.

You bi-sexuals... :rolleyes: :D

I found CP's post to be biographical.

I aim to please (or is that tease?)

You may be on the other coast but I still know you well enough.

I'm sure that GC would gladly give up his wallet many times over to be "scammed".

And the scam would be on them. My wallet's empty! :D

^ exactly. I was thinking of going out and buying about 20 cheap wallets, and putting $5 in each ... but then I realized this is probably a Boston Homo Depot scam that hasn't reached out to Cali yet.

C'mon, two sweaty teen guys with ripped abs doing obscene things in your car has GOT to be worth more than 5 bucks.

a matter of perspective I think.

*scratches Depot off his list*

:D heehee

Ah yes, GC, I got a similar email a couple of weeks ago but it was far too hetero for my tastes. Your version reads much better. :)

....does either of them have any facial hair ?

Are you kidding? Every other guy at Home Depot is required to have facial hair - not to mention towering physiques and deep voices.

And they help you load entirely too large bags of potting soil into your trunk! :snap: :snap: I should go without my husband more often!

This morning a hot Cal State student handed me a flyer for a play she's in, do you think if I go to the play it might be a variation on this scam?

Ha ha, you missed it. I had a mustache and goatee for a short period of time for the new play I'm in. The director wanted to see it grown out. Once I did it (it took 2 days, darn Portuguese/Sicilian blood :D) she said that it made me look 'too notorious'. Ha ha. My character, in her mind, is more of a clean cut, wholesome type of guy.
I should have taken a picture...

Sounds like a rap name to me, "Notorious GC" :)