What can YOU do?
 

Not that anyone will top that, but what can you do?

I can flip my eyelids inside out.

That's gross.


Uhmm, I'm really very limited. Tori can wiggle her ears like crazy, but she doesn't get that skill from me. Could be a latent skill as my nephew can do the same, but his mom and I can't do it.

I can juggle.

I can make computer programs run the way the sales guy said they would.



Ohh god, I really am pathetic.


Wait! I can juggle four balls at a time...



That's tennis balls you sick minded bastards.




Updated to add: Damn you and your fast typing skills GD.

I can roll my tongue, make farting noises with my hands and make my eyes vibrate. I can also make a hidden Mickey with my mouth.

BTW - Any mod who wants to fix the title of the thread, please go ahead. I didn't realize I couldn't make something in a thread title in italics.

I can provide Ally practice equipment.

We'll just add that to your 'can't do' list. :D

I can wiggle ONE ear, my left.
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Why can I think of nothing else?

GC has posted elsewhere that Ally can slap hard, too. Hey, uh, Ally....whatcha doin' his weekend????;)

I can make my nose squish flat, all the cartilage is broken.

Back off, she's mine! Unless of course you want the both of us...:evil: :p

I can do the following accents:
Scottish
Irish
British
Cockney
German
Italian
Portuguese
Chinese
Japanese
Jewish
Southern
Texan
Minnesotan
Bahstan
New York
Pidgin Hawaiian
Korean
Australian
French
Swedish
Mexican
Spanish
and others.

But you'll have to take my word for it. I can't do it on demand, it makes me nervous.
:D

I can imitate several different birds.

I once recited the entire screenplay from 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' from beginning to end with my ex while building a house in Mammoth. Don't ask me why.
:)

Eh, leave it for iSm. Give him something to do around here.:D

I do a really good East Indian accent. Worked with some for a while.

I can install and configure one mean storage area network.

I can access my home computer from the office, thus thwarting the evil IT trolls who forbade me to bring my laptop to work.

Excellent. :)

There you go! Utilize this with your new calling, literally, a call service from home and people will think they're being outsourced to India.

aparrently I am able to sweat out my entire body weight every 30 to 45 minutes...today anyway. :(

(ok, maybe not...but it sure feels that way)

my other tricks arent nearly as good.

Hmmm, what can I do?
Type badly, oh and tap dance a bit (Ginger Rogers I'm not, but I did want to be Fred Astaire for a while)

I can haggle like no-other at the car dealer. And I enjoy it too.
Something about me causes people to stalk me.
I can burp louder than a lot of guys.

Oh, well if thats what we're talking about....
I can recite the entire animiated film version of The Hobbit

Provide you with words, lyrics, and tune to any Andrew Lloyd Weber musical, or Schonberg musical.

Provide entertainment for small children from my purse on request.

Create a craft project from thin air.

Make any situation into my fault whether I was there or not.

Stalk you? Is NA stalking you, too?

I can go to a LoT meet and survive. I did it once.

I consider this a direct challenge.
Next meet....a burp off. (spectators should bring a poncho)

:evil:

Feel free to keep it along the lines of Ally's original "can" item.

Oh wow... well... hmm.. Let me think of how to phrase that then.

Not in public.

I live to close for her to have any interest in stalking me.

What makes you think you'll be so lucky next time? (and yes, there will be a next time).:evil: :p

So someone farther away then?

Next time? Would love to make July 9, bt I don't think's going to happen.

OH LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's because I offered to let you share my hotel room, isn't it?

*sigh*

I have the ability to bring all activity in a room to a dead stop whilst enjoying a popsicle.

(yeah, Ally's just a lot more... BOLD than I am)

I should say she doesn't need to stalk me, I willingly come to meets.

I can make a face that looks like a 200 year old turtle.

I can perform Columbia's tap dance during The Time Warp.

I can produce whatever odd thing is needed out of my purse.

In the original vein?

Oh.

I can hammer a nail without using my hands, and put stains on a cathedral ceiling .

Ah, but can you do it in heels? :evil:

I can stand on my head, whilst doing the (nearly) full splitz in mid-air...for extended periods of time, or, for as long SacTown can handle it :evil:

Ok. I'm officially frightened by some of you...

I can claim to do a bunch of things I can't really do and you'd all believe me. ;)

I apparently have some skill as a matchmaker.

You and Susan should have a competition

I can suck a basketball through a garden hose while handcuffed and preferrably on my knees.

I can be right over.



Seriously, though, I can do wonderful things with Crisco.

Welcome to my world.

NA can stalk real good.

I've got a few talents of my own but they're a bit hard to explain. It's a "you have to be there" kinda thing.

I've got a pretty good ability to flip books, too.

I can kick a soccer ball into the goal on a corner kick.

Either corner?

Bend it like Stan4dsteph.

Best avatar ever! :blush:

I can rebuild the carburetor on a 1948 willys jeep (flat head, 4 cylinder). Not as useful a skill now, as it probably was in 1948.

I can't bend so well from the left; I'm a rightie.

GC - he is a hottie, isn't he? :)

I can crack/pop most every joint in my body, it really freaks my husband out when I crack my shoulders and back over and over. He says I'm just old and falling apart!
I can bend my thumb over to touch my forearm.
I can also produce most anything from my purse. I always wanted to go on Let's Make a Deal because I'm sure I could find what he asked for in there somewhere!

My husband and son can roll their tongues. They make fun of me beacuse I can't.

Yes. Yes, he is. :) I hate Posh Spice soooo much. :D

What a surprise when I logged on this morning! Oh, how I love this Thread! :D I just don't know where to begin! I'm so honored!! I'm going to quote y'all when I get a free moment..

Moonliner mentioned he wanted to keep this thread in the original vein. So, my question is this:

Am I posting my random talents, or talents I can perform on the original, um, most important vein of all...;) :D :p

I'll leave you with this, per my Doctor. I have little to no gag reflexes. That's the truth. I learned that when I had strep throat as a child & literally had no reaction to the tongue depressor. With such an anomaly, I could go either way. I chose to use it for the purposes of good. Such as? I can deep throat a Big Stick. ;)

The dude with a sphincter avatar claims we frighten him. There's spin and then there's spin.

Whatever is fine with me, but we've already established what keeps our attention best, Ally.

Trust me, Sac....that was the most tasteful sphincter avatar I could find. Plus, around here, it is my identity.

That's hot. :evil: ;)


mmmmmmmmmm Big Sticks...And Rocket Pops...

Speaking of Rocket Pops I can...

Yes, the challenge is to keep your attention with something OTHER than sex.

Is there something oher than sex? Oh! Food.

I can install a car stereo.

I am a well practiced kitchen scavenger. As in, I've put together some pretty damned good meals with whatever happens to be lying in our fridge and cupboards.

I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never ever let you forget you're a man.............

I do puzzles!

And shiny objects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can hold a pen or pencil in my toes and write legibly. BTW, I'm right-footed as well as right-handed.

aparrently I have the ability to type legibly while all the blood in my body is headed ...uh....elsewhere. :blush:

I can open doors as well as pick stuff up off the ground with my toes.
I can sit in the lotus position.

I can, if the timing is right and the CHP are otherwise occupied, make it from Palo Alto to Disneyland in under five hours. My best time is around 4 1/2.

I used to do Napa to Anaheim in 6.

I would go solo to visi some frineds in college. Prior to leaving, I would kill a bee and put it in my car in a shady spot. Would then drive very fast with the windows down. If I got pulled over, I'd put the bee on my dash.

me: "Oh, officer, I am so sorry. A bee got in my car. I'm allergic to bee stings, so I was deserately trying to kill it and wasn't paying attention. I just killed it."

officer: "Oh, I understand. Next time don't panic and just pull over."

me: "yes sir. Thank you."

oh I am sooo gonna remember that one.

I can make it from here to Vegas in 3.5

I have finger toes like SzcerbiakManiac. I can pick up stuff with my toes.

I can make mistakes on my federal tax return.

Me too but luckily mine zero'd out.

I can make sense out of nonsense and vise-versa

I can make milk come out of my nose.

Why?!?

I know I already posted this, but since I just had another spark of success - Matchmaking! Leanne's Geek Dating Service strikes again.

I can throw darts with my toes (only fairly accurately)

I can vomit and hit a target from 9 feet (I literally have to stand away from the bowl when I'm gonna spew or I'll get wicked backsplash)

I can build computers that are chilled to subzero temps, and require special attention to keep from having condensation issues...

TMI

I agree. That whole dart-throwing thing is just... weird

The dart throwing thing won me many bets in college.