I wish......
 

I had a closet consultant with a crystal ball. I want to know what I won't wear next Winter that I can give to Goodwill now. I also want to know what I will be sorry about giving away, so I don't give it away. I also want to know if i will remain the same size for another few years or if I will ever drop 25 pounds so those things that are just a bit too tight will fit again......or should I just toss them? Oh wise muse of the closet, where art thou?

I wish I could use the internet at work. It really is the only thing wrong with my life at the moment...

Are we living parallel lives? I wish all of my dresser drawers that currently line my living room would magically sort themselves so I can contain all of my new summer clothes without giving away something I will desperately need later!

Dang! When I read the title, I thought this was going to be a thread about Into the Woods!

I wish I had a money tree. Then I'd fund our utopia.

I wish...

My laundry would do itself
My shirts would take themselves to the dry clearnes so I don't have to iron them
My paper would write itself
That Target would deliver
My clothes would return themselves.

I'm feeling lazy. Can you tell?

I wish

I could eat as much ice cream I want to without gaining weight.
I would hear back some good news about my resume I submitted for a very cool sounding job.

I wish I had a new job already.

May I introduce you to this?

I wish that all leftovers reheated back to their original yummy goodness. Why can't someone invent a machine that does that?

I wish our spare bedroom would clean itself.

I'm worried our spare bedroom will grow its own intelligence and instead of cleaning itself it will whip tentacles constructed of junk into the other rooms and tear the walls out while we grab the bunny and run...

I wish we had a garage for all the stuff that's in the spare bedroom.

I wish our garage would clean itself. ;)

Cool, then I could just claim the insurance and not have to think about it anymore.

I wish I could move away from this armpit!

I wish Tic Toc would show up at DL sometime in the next 2 days. ;)

I wish I could deliver lines like Bogart in the Big Sleep

"I wish to go to the festival..."

OK, now I KNOW you're a show-queen. :D :p

Isn't that called a steamer ?

I wish I was more cultured.:blush: :coffee:

Yes, and don't get me started! ;)

I wish I could have the breakfast of my choosing delivered to me in bed.

Hmm, I wasn't aware you could reheat chinese food in a steamer. Sounds a bit messy. :)

I wish I had a few more hours between now and when I have to leave.
I wish LoT didn't have such a sucktastic vortex.
I wish my paper would write itself.

I wish BTD would do her homework already. :p

I wish this week would be over with already... Rose hasn't been gone 4 hours, and I already miss her madly

Oh, perfectly fine !

Second only to my favourite method, which is put the food in a ziploc bag and run it through the regular cycle in your Dishwasher.



JWBear: get you started???..... "Startin' here.... startin now... honey"

:p

It's progressing.

I wish students who are paying to learn new things could all be like me, starting a new job in which I am being paid to learn new things.:)

It's done. Everything is done. Now I can pack and leave. Yay me!

I wish this lottery ticket in my pocket had won.
I can picture a week long all expense paid LoT party that would be the stuff of Disney legend....Guiness Book too if I could figure a way.

Maybe next time folks. :cool:

Me. too, Captain- I've got my eye on the POTC suite at the DLH- if ever I win the lottery, we are gonna have one seriously Swanky parrrrrrrghty.....:argghh:

There's a POTC suite at the DLH? I losing touch.

Al mentions it in his latest update.

*drools all over his keyboard*

oh I may just have to do that lotto or no! :argghh:

only $2,500.00 per nite.

is the doorbell and a nite in the sac worth it:confused:

holy crap....ok, guess that IS going to require lotto.

I wish it wasn't so blasted hot!!!

:D

well...this afternoon, 3ish, my car thermometer was reading 112.

I wish my voyage to DL tomorrow wasn't gonna be such an undertaking...

why is it an undertaking?



I wish I could have talked my mom into going tomorrow.

I get to spend close to 4 hours on bus/subway/bus to get there..

Awww quit your bitching. At least you are going there while I'm stuck here . :(

I wish the upheaval in my life at present would quickly be resolved. It seems as if almost everything, far beyond the job change, is in a state of flux and I don't enjoy looking at so many unknown variables at one time.

I wish my life would quiet down so I could enjoy it.

I wish I weren't so wrecked so I could make it to the park tonight.

But I'm tellling you the same I tell kings and queens:
Don't ever never ever mess around with my greens!
Especially the beans.

Should have left at 9pm :)

And miss the booziest hotel room on earth? Hardly.

I wish I had an air conditioned suit or I didn't have to go to the Park today.

I guess I could stay home but I'd leave my husband stranded.

I hear if you don't wear underwear the perceived temperature drops 15 degrees.

GD, as always, an excellent point. Life is a compromise.

...Or open your mouth.... :D

You know nothing of madness
Till you're climbing her hair
And you see her up there
AS you're nearing her,
All the while hearing her:
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-

...Agony!
Far more painful than yours,
When you know she would go with you, if there only were doors...

I wish Sondheim's music didn't grate on me so.

{not sure if this is appropriate but....}

I wish I could find my gosh darned t-shirt I bought last night at the Foo Fighters show. :( I am sooooooooo sad. I am thisclose to tears. So not a happy camper right now.

Must keep up the search. {although in all honesty, where else is there to look??? :( }

Doesnt make it any less fun to quote. ;)

I wish Nickolas would hurry up and get dressed so that we could go. This summer he has had a thing where he wants to sit around in his underwear until noon. It is driving me nuts. I have to go to Target to exchange something of HIS, and he won't get dressed!!! I am about to leave his fuzzy butt here.

I wish GD had better taste!

I wish for wings that work.

I wish that fellow public transportation users were more courteous. For instance, when you occupy an aisle seat, leaving a window seat open, someone may want to actually sit there, and you should not make that person feel bad when she indicates that she would like to get past you. Furthermore, sliding your legs to the center aisle still doesn't leave much room for a person to pass you by without giving you the ass or the crotch, so the more polite thing to do would be to stand up for two seconds while someone takes her seat. If this is to much to ask, then take the fvcking window seat next time, dumb sh!t.

Is that too much to wish?

Oh, I am ecstatic!! I found my shirt!! Unfortunately, I've been depressed about it eating a lot of junk...I hope it fits...

After I found it I rode my bike...maybe it will counteract those chips??? :D

Pfft Wings

I'd rather have a tail.

I wish the obvious cavity I have on my upper right would go away because I fear the dentist in a most irrational and complete way.

That would be your ear. It's not going away and you don't need to see the dentist about it.

Moonliner, you are my hero. Thank you.

When I wish upon a star...
Oh, wait. That's a satellite.
Never mind.

I wish my allergies would stop. I have been itching (the deeeeep inner ear itching) and sneezing for the last week!!