*NEW* Banana Guard - Get yours here
 

I am wow'd, speechless and turning red all at once.

I mean why didnt one of US think of this, and why arent WE making the money from it.

And why would anyone create an item that is assuredly going to create tons of conversation the second anyone sees it????



It's a banana guard.... really. No, the kind of bananas that you make into pie...
Banana Guard
And before you ask.....

well it does prevent banana trauma.

omg, why would you NOT??????

that falls into the "Dewd! I gotta get one of these for (insert person of interest here)....where did you get that????" marketing technique

cha-ching!
basically, make it...theoretically-semi-kinda-useful and make it look obscene. it'll sell by the ton. :D

Oh, that is just awesome.

Personally, I think they should be combined with this as a must-have gadget package. ;)

I would never use a product that shows me whats inside a hot dog. I mean I love hot dogs, but that picture almost made me puke.

We have an octodog.

They were selling it at Copia, the "American Center for Wine, Food, and the Arts" in Napa, and we bought one. So did Heather's brother.

I think we used it once. It made us laugh. Now it is somewhere hidden away in the kitchen.

(next time a LoTer visits SF, I'll be sure to whip it out for ya)

Okay, but just don't ask me to whip out my hot dog! No way I'm stickin my wiener in that octo thingy!!!

However, I think we should write the book "101 things to do with you bannana guard":D

Batteries not included.

Fun with context

Note to self: Must ask Euro and NA how much of Mousepod they saw while in SF.

Oh my, BTD! I never realized you could take that comment out of context and make it seem naughty! Color me embarrassed.

I should have said "Next time a LoTer comes to SF, I'll be happy to show you fun things you can do with a weiner."

I dare you to find something naughty there.

I want a banana guard! Why didn't I think of that and make millions?

I see how it is. We're not good enough for the octodog. Well, there go your chances of ever seeing our fondue pot. Or our pasta maker. Or our juicer. Or...

Weren't there similar products after the Lorena/John Wayne Bobbitt incident a few years back?

similar, but not exactly. that was the oscar mayer haketauff device. mostly it just cut the weiner into bits and launched it out a car window. not nearly as cool as the 'cut it into tendrils' thing

WARNING! Do not attempt to use Octodog™ on an actual dog.

Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip...bannana phone

POOR INCA!

Don't make me come up there and rescue her. ;)

I want an Octa Corn Dog!

OMG...think of the added corn-breading surface area! Genius!

<drool>!