Welcome Frogberto!
 

Just wanted to give a warm welcome to Frogberto, our newest vict...er, member! :)

Hello there Froggie. May I call you Froggie?

Welcome to LoT!:cheers:

Time to warm the oil and find another sheep

Frogberto is a lawyer and writer who likes to post some pretty offbeat and cool threads over at MC. I thought he would fit right in. :)

Cool and offbeat and both great things in my book!

I enjoy reading his posts on MC.

Welcome!

Hi Frogberto. I'm Leo. I'm not around as much as I'd like anymore. Are you by any chance conservative?

And just so you are prepared Froberto, the NA to English translator is currently out of commission.

Bit of a different vibe over here.

Welcome. :coffee:

What's MC? My memory is fading....

Frogberto!!!!


Welcome!!!

Woo hoo, and thank you! I'm happy to be here, and boy are my arms tired!

No wait... that's not right.

Anyway, thanks for the warm welcome!

You may absolutely call me Froggy. Or Froggie. And by "absolutely", I mean "to the extent permitted by existing evidence."

:)

Oh goody! An initiation ceremony, or a virgin sacrifice - can't tell which!

welcome :snap:

Conservative about what? I do try to conserve energy, yes.

Oh, and I'm a libertarian, whom is conservative on economic issues, and in many ways, liberal on social issues. You know.

Umm... yes.

But it's gonna have to wait while we locate the chicken, he's taken to hiding whenever a new person comes around.

Jeez this board's getting libertarian-heavy. How many more till we get a toaster?

Got it. I'll try to learn to speak NA ASAP OK?

I see that. I like that. Good to see you here also.

Wait... I don't get a toaster? You guys need to update your brochure. :mad:

Wow, you too?!? Hey there! :D

Welcome Frogberto! Nice to see a new poster here. Pull up a comfy chair, make yourself at home...

Thanks! I certainly will, as soon as I can find something to sit on. Where's that sheep?

Kevy, you aren't by chance from Montana????


Welcommen, Frogberto!:cheers:

Danksa!

*waves*

Howdy and welcome. This is a great place, where you can relax and totally be yourself!!

(I'm actually French, which makes me a frog too, according to my Swedish/Scandanavian hybrid other half. He's a great one to talk- have you seen the **** that they eat?)

I've read your posts at MC, and I think you'll feel quite comfy here. Stay away from Scaeagles- he's got Neocon cooties.

(Just kidding- he's pretty cool, but if you tell anyone I said that I will have to do bad things to you).

We'll see what we can do. :)

MBC might have a spare ham as well.;)

Uh oh. I get to be myself everywhere else - why would I want to do that here???:cool:

Ribbit and Bon Jour! And no pickled herring with lingonberry meatballs for me, thanks.

Thanks for the warning! And can you please describe the bad things you would do to me? :evil:

As long as it's not cooked in bacon grease in Mohammed's image, we're sparky.:D

Oh, good lord- you may want to do a 'ham'search here- you could regret that. MBC is gonna be on your doorstep wearing nothing but an evil grin and lugging a big ol' ham shank.

(Scaeagles will be the guy in the background with the toasters).

I wouldn't have the heart to lay the bad stuff on you after all that.

now, now. What a sad and boring world it would be without surprises.

And the "Rumsfield for President" shirt. Also, he will be the one walking funny.

I'll be on the lookout. Hams, Rumsfeld, and walking funny. Got it.

Gee people, don't scare him away!!! ;) hehehehe

I've read his posts- he's doesn't scare easily.


Good thing we like a challenge!:evil::cheers:

Not scaring him away...rather, drawing him it. Someday soon, he will be puzzled to find that he has lost an hour or two of productivity from each day.

But, by then, it will be too late.

Ah, yes, draw him in. I have some shinny gold dablooms somewhere in my car. I'll go get them! ;) hehehehe

As Luke said to Yoda: "I'm not afraid."






Wait, go over the chicken and the lube thing again?

True. True. I'm sure that's a sign of something diagnoseable.

Geez, that's way over the line for a respectable place like this. :blush: I'll have you know that scaeagles was the unfortunate victim of a bestiality incident when he was younger.

Who invited this guy?:confused:


;)

Apparently you've been briefed, but you don't want to be asking for toasters around here. Trust me. MBC has many, but what you have to do to get them....well, it's a long story. With MBC, more like a short story.

Libertarians are cool.

A common misconception, MBC....with all the hair on my back I can't blame the guy for thinking I was a bear. It wasn't technically beastiality.

:)

Welcome, Frogberto! Make yourelf at home!

Howdy, Frogberto!

And Kevy, please leave the sheep alone while you're here. What you do in your private time is OK (as long as the sheep consents.)

Welcome to the Dark Side Froggie, it is was your destiny.

Of course he's not.

Awesome - and nice to meet you. Hope everything's healed.

Thank you Scrooge!

Howdy back - and I love your screen name! Very clever of you.

You have learned much, young one... but you are not a LoT-ter yet...

Hullo.

And welcome!

Thank you, and it's nice to be here!

Hello, and do you still have your outlines from school?

(Just kidding....mostly....)

Yes, and do you mean law school? Most definitely. I made some wicked awesome outlines in law school on my powerbook.

Heh. Law student = mooch. Actually, I'm taking a bunch of IP courses this fall, so unless you specialized in IP I suspect I'm on my own.

But welcome!

If any of this makes its way into my dreams tonight, there will be hell to pay.

Cheers, and welcome to the swank side

:cheers:

Welcome Frogberto :)

Hey, that's okay, call me a "former mooch". No one was more broke than me in Law School.