Avast, You Scurvy Scum!
 

:argghh:

Arrrr, it be upon us, International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Tomorrow, September 19th, it be your duty to confound the lubbers, batten down the hatches, and order those scurvy bilge rats back to the galley.

:argghh: < Arrrr! Just like Christmas, tomorrow shall be...
:decap:

It's "International Scare the Heck Out Of Your Coworkers" day :evil:

avast ye lubbers! I be joinin' yer crew :argghh:

Oh goody! I can't get away with it at work, but I can drive Bill crazy after I get home tomorrow evening! Arrrr.... :evil:

International Talk Like A Pirate Day Once again like a cursed wind be upon us, who knows what foul and most unholy deeds have gone on before the mast in its name? If Ye knows whats best you will stay home and drink grog till you pass out for there will be utterd tomorrow such lubbarly inpersonations of pirates that if ye know whats good fer ya fo'cssail swab ye will do as I warn and be drunk on yer ration of rum for the week.


Her's an instructional video for anyone who is not fluent in Pirate

Thanks for the heads up GD I didn't mark my calendar

Tomorrow I have a meeting at the nuke plant - I wonder if those scurvy dogs in security know it's talk like a pirate day?

Or do you mean Hanukkarrrrr?

Dude, Laffite was Jewish! :cool:

Cast off the Mizzen and hoist the, er, chain doo-dad thingy

Anchor?

No Sam, Disappointment.

YAARRRGGHH!

Where be the booty?!?

停止您的小船以便我們能來登上, 強姦您的婦女, 竊取您的材料, 和仍然然後現在破壞整件事與您登上。我們之後將行動快活在我們掩藏我們的戰利品的某一私有海島直到我們發現 籬笆洗滌金錢。當合作不會保證您的生存它將延長您的生活。 我們是現代中國海盜攻擊印度尼西亞和Malaysian 商業船。

From my poor chinese lerned in high school, I think this means:

So that we can stop your boat to board, ravage your women, steal your material, then, and still now and you undermine the whole board. Afterwards, we will we hide our booty action lasted a private island until we find the money washing fences. When the cooperation will not guarantee your survival will extend your life. We are modern Chinese pirate attacks in Indonesia and Malaysian commercial vessels.

Hey dudezzz wHats zuup? I got warez t0 trAde. Adobie, Microsuck Winders, all the c00leSt Shiz. You snap me ya's lisT and I'll sEE if Youz worth dEalIng Wit.

ARRRRR! A fine mornin' for pillagin' and takin'. Thar she blows!!!

arrr mateys, that'd surely make it easier t' type wit me hook!
:argghh:

Hah! The Dodgers be corssing swords with the Pirates today. Arrrrrrrrrrr

Shiver me timbers! Those Thai swabs be taking today too seriously

a few..guidelines as it were

Even Wife Swap was in the pirate mood last night--they featured a family that lived with "piratitude."

No I'm not kidding.

And please don't ask why I know what was on Wife Swap last night. It was a long day.




ARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I believe that family is actually associated with the original TLAPD group as the episode was mentioned prominently on the TLAPD web page.


Um...scurrrrrrrrrrrrrrvy!

Holy crap! 40 lashes for carrying a candle without a lanthorn. Pirates were harsh. I like their no raping rule.

This is like, so totally cool!

Anyone else wearing their pirate panties today? :argghh:

Yep - I got mine on!

well yeah, but think in terms of 'candle in the hold whar we be storin' the powder fer the cannons'

A group of guests greeted me with "Avast there!" this morning :argghh:

With cat-like tread,
Upon our prey we steal;
In silence dread,
Our cautious way we feel.
No sound at all,
We never speak a word,
A fly's foot-fall
Would be distinctly heard.

At the beginning of the show they said that the husband was the originator of TLAPD.

Avast LoT
I be inspired to write
Piraty haiku

I tried annoying Bill with pirate speech tonight. He asked "Is there a National F*ck Off Day?"

Obviously, he's just not getting in to the spirit of the thing.