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Six Flags, Cockroach, front of line...
Now you know I just had to post a link to a story about how eating a 2 Inch horned cockroach can get you (and three friends) font of line passes for the month of October...
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Does eating food in the park at Magic Mountain count?
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I used to keep a pair of Madagascar Hissing cockroaches as pets. Yes, I kept them in the kitchen. :D
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Ugh....
You know what makes me sad? People will do ANYTHING for freebies or notoriety these days (i.e this particular stunt, Fear Factor, etc.) I mean, how badly do you want something that you need to lower and degrade yourself? It's not even like these fouls stunts are being performed survival necessities- it's for FRONT OF THE LINE PASSES. Sigh...:rolleyes: :( Now, having said that, excuse me while I step off my soapbox so that I may go down on 15 horny, drunken & syphilitic carnies in order to secure my front of the line rights for the Tilt-O-Whirl & Scrambler at the Los Angeles County Fair. My mouth may be virtually humming with disease, but it's nothing the Loop O Plane and a free bag of Kettle Korn won't cure. ;) :p |
LA County Fair doesn't have a Loop O Plane... :p
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Now, I mention the Loop O Plane and BJ's in the same sentence, and you focus on the Loop O Plane? I've lost the love...or maybe it's the syphilis. :p Nothing's sexier then posts about STD riddled lovin'. I tease because I love, CM. :) |
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If I were getting on the train and was behind (or even near) anyone who had just consumed a cockroach, I would wait for the next train to avoid the inevitable protein spill.
I predict that promo is going to backfire or just be cancelled. |
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I used to eat cockroaches on the back patio of my parents house...
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Um have you guy's seen the line for Tatsu?
I would eat the roach and even go so far as to risk open chauncer layden brainfreeze by straining a slushie thrugh Ally's country fair strain syphalitic polkadot minimouse panties to get my hands on A front of the line pass... Then again I am drinking heavy at the moment getting ready for the MaiTai bar they are setting up in the parking lot... wooohooo |
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Shhhh! As long as no one let's on that this does not start for another week, that should work! :D |
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I'm DYING! Hahaha! That's so wonderfully sick! :D Except that I don't even bother with panties. I have only seconds of pleasure awaiting me between the time the carnie pushes the stop & go button on the Tilt-A-Whirl, and why waste precious chlamydia-infested time making the carnie fumble through diseased panties? Unless he requests me in a cotton candy bikini. Doing "tricks" with fried dough. I just made myself gag. Hey..I only had to wait 25-30 minutes to board Tatsu! Although it felt like 3 minutes because I was TERRIFIED! However, I conquered my immobilizing fear of coasters! :D |
I just have to say, Ally's avitar makes me giggle every time I see it.
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