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Screech Sex Tape?!
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Um... ew |
While I have not dared to click on the actaul link, I think I can be on fairly solid ground when I state that your 'ew' does not even begin to cover this situation. For proper emphasis you should have used at least a:
EWWWWWWWWWW!!!! |
That is soooo something I do not want to see.
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What would Lisa Turtle say? :)
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tmz doesn't want to come up for me... :(
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I'm guessing she'd say that she was glad she got away from Saved by the Bell before she got stuck in the dirty sanchez episode. |
I heard this on Howard Stern this morning! :eek:
But I'm not going to lie- I'd give my eye teeth to see Screech engaging in dirty sanchez shenanigans. Of course, I'd giggle immaturely the entire time. Curiosity always kills this Allycat. ;) |
Geez. is that a goatee or was Screech the recipient of a dirty sanchez of his own?
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That was pleasant. :eek:
This is "Ew" on so many levels. |
I've said it before but it bears repeating:
I don't want to read the words "former child star", "sex tape", and "Dirty Sanchez(s)" in the same story unless it's about the Olsen twins. |
I'm relatively (totally) sure I'll regret asking, but.....
WTF "Dirty Sanchez"? o,0 |
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Still, it's my duty to inform another LoT'r because, we're like, brethren n' stuff. Let me know! And I'll weep and type because damn, my lot in life has become exactly this. Still, I'm semi-proud... |
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eh, I've heard worse. although, my dear AotD ....I'd love to hear (read?) you actually describe that to me. :evil: :evil: |
Check please!
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I feel old. And lucky.
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The wikipedia page for dirty sanchez already links to the one for dustin diamond. Behold the power of the internet.
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Ooh la la! You've got yourself a deal...but only if you tell (or read) to me what you've heard worse... :evil: :D |
Cleveland Tornado, chili-dog...comparable if not really worse.
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Ooh! Might this be the same as a Cleveland Steamer?? Howard Stern, I thank thee. :D |
uh...sadly similar
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Tonight when I crawl into my warm n' soft n' snuggly bed
I'll have visions of sanchez's & steamers (tornadoes!) dancing through my head.... And blumpkins. :D I just love that I come to life on a foul sex thread. I couldn't be prouder! ;) :p |
As long as you don't have beautiful bean footage rolling in your head...
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Oh yeah, Ally, make sure to turn anybody down who offers you a "Bakersfield Chalupa" :)
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I thought a "Dirty Sanchez" was a drink - that's the last time I order one of those at the Folsom Street Bars....
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...I found it. (sometimes I think we live in a truly messed up world) :( :eek: |
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What..you're supposed to just have regular ol' intercourse? Yawn much? :p You know what's heartbreaking? I really am a good Catholic girl. You'd never, ever know it on this Board... :evil: |
Is it just me, or does "Dustin Diamond" sound like a total porn star name?
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I must agree
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LOL. good times. |
Is there a single site at which all of these arcane terms are defined? I don't want to do this many diferent5 searches. (Heck, I probably don't want to do any, but my curiosity is apt top get the best of me.)
And no, I do not want or need pictures. |
try UrbanDictionary.com (just not at work) :)
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If only this story was about a Dirty Sebastian!
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Now when you look up a "Dirty Sanchez" it falls under a "Dirty Screech".
That just ruins everything. As if the act in itself isn't foul enough. No, I'm not offended by THAT. I'm offended by the newly Saved by the Bell appointed moniker. :( Couldn't it have been a "Dirty Zack"?? :p |
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no. you dont. the descriptions are bad enough :eek: |
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