"Keep Your Jesus off my P*n*s!"
 

Warning: Not for those with no sense of humor when it comes to Christianity. (In other words... don't flame me; you were warned!) :D

Keep Your Jesus off my P*n*s!

I'm not going to click it, but curious....would you post something similar about Allah? Might lead to death threats.:)

Keep your Allah off my <o<k!

Humm...


wwlco?

Naw, better play it safe and not click either.

In a heartbeat!

As might this; however, it is funny, spot on and says nothing rude about Jesus (unless emphasizing that he was a Jewish teacher is rude).

If I could find a synonym for my ding-dong that rhymed with Allah, sure! :evil:

^ Wally.

"Keep you Allahs off my Ball-a's"

Or you could feminize it - Keep your Allah out of my vagina

That would indeed be more the case. Interference wise, as respects to the retards of the world's major religions.

Fatwas off my tatas

I'm just amazed how well Allah and Vaginah work together.

Brilliant and I have to say, that was quite funny. Above and the video, who knew I'd enjoy country music?

Who made the Saladin?

You guys are sooooo going to hell.

That video was pretty funny, though.

Keep your Zarathustra out of my Kama Sutra

Keep your Hubbard out of my cupboard.

Keep your Vishnu off my my fish

Who let the dogma out?

Apparently Iran has been monitoring this thread....

"Don't masturbate during Ramadan"

No masturbation?!? That does it, Ramadan...I'm out.



R U jackin' it?

I was thinking Allah and Labia might be the more relevant paring.

That article only said deliberate masturbation is forbidden. How does one accidentally masturbate?

Wet dreams

A wet dream is just accidental ejaculation though. I'd hardly call that masturbating.

Right. Accidental masturbation.

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

I was cleaning it and it just went off!