Most offensive (preferably topical) Halloween costumes
 

I've come up with a horribly offensive Halloween costume idea. One so bad, even I probably won't do it. But I lapsed into a bout of highly inappropriate giggles at how truly horrible the idea was.

So perhaps you've been similarly (un)inspired this year? Post your offensive costume ideas here!

I just don't think I can go to work dressed as an Amish girl with a gunshot wound...

Not that I've put any prior thought into this but...

I suppose it wouldn't be too hard to find some tan khakis and a rubber stingray.

Put peanut butter around your mouth and go as an asshole.

I dunnno, one year at our Halloween party I was the severed head of John the Baptist, some people were offended. It was horrifyingly good, very scary.
What always struck me as funny was that I conceived this idea after a week retreat. I mean take a look at the world, who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? But that year I really learned which friends didn't

Well I guess you could go dressed as Mohammed with a bomb in your turban :evil:

I've already discussed one Halloween costume here, and I think that one was enough.

Besides, that matter is still open. Cough up the photos, dude.

I don't know if I can get all the stuff, but I want to be a Q-Matic Slut. Pretty much I would wear one of those old school red number dispensers roll things on my crotch and then on my chest I would mount the "Now Serving" display screen. Then I could go through the numbers all night.

Not sure if it's as funny explained as it would be in person...

Perhaps you misunderstood. I mentioned that I was under the impression that all copies of this photo had been destroyed. I saw a copy of it. I do not possess it myself.

I once went to the MeloDrama during Halloween. A lot of people in the audience were wearing costumes. The funniest one I saw was a woman wearing a homemade tampon costume. We laughed, but others were offended.

I guess that would depend on what colour the costume was...... :evil:

Congressman Moby Dick. So many pages...

Hershey bar around your mouth and go as Screech.

Eeewwww!:eek:

Now that's offensive!

I wish I had never clicked that link.........

I think I saw that outfit last night at GayDay.

While I know it offended others, I thought a couple who came as a Rabbi and a pregnant nun was quite amusing.

What person with no taste would post such a thing?

Yes, well, there's no accounting for taste I guess. :rolleyes:

Especially with the words "Screech" and "Sex" in the same headline!:eek:

My curiosity got the best of me. Like trying to look away from a bad car accident.:D

1st)paint body brown
2nd)grab a giant 2x4 or what resembles a very large tongue depresser
3rd)break wood or giant tongue depresser to resemble a popsicle stick
4) glue to underpants on rear of buttocks
5)VOILA! Your a fudgesicle!


2nd costume made easy
1st) grab a green Glad garbage bag and put it on.
2nd)grab a bottle of Jergens (green colored preferably) and install all over Glad bag
3rd)Voila you are a Bugar!
Ok now if you think those are lame, I'm sure I can find more.:blush: :evil:

You could go as Tara Reid.

I noticed all the Jack Sparrows are sold out. Thar be loads of Jacks out there, maties!:rolleyes: