Kitty Pic Fun
 

Enjoy :)

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

There's always room for pie.

Reminder to self: never google image-search "Cute Pussy" again. :eek: :blush:

I'm quite certain that last picture has happened in the NA household a few times, especially by Charles.

Cute pics, CM-thanks!

Thanks for the kind words

What were you thinking!?!?! LOL!!

Make sure you don't google image search "mixed nuts" either :eek:

"Tech Support" is my favorite so far

You won't believe what I found when I did a Google image search:

OMG. That bottom picture of the kitties is ADORABLE!!!!!!

I owe ya more kitty mojo, Matt.:snap:

I've got a kitty porn pic, I think I'll put it in the Parking Lot :evil:

I love this thread

OMG, this is a great thread! Major MOJO!

LOVe the kittens in the sleeping bag

I am SO taking that "I love this thread" picture to use on the board I moderate. So, DIBS!

Wow, some of these have blue eyes, some brown. And some have one of each! Is this trick photography, or real?? It's cool!:cool:

Lol! Color that Pie Kitty white, and you've got my cat Boris- he's HUGE!

LOL...monorail cat. :D

Yup, Monorail Cat totally wins.

KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Awww. I need to put TechSupport off on my Data Center door.

I want another kitty!

(erica, sush)

More proof that I need another kitty. (And my husband still says no. :( )

Sooooo, Matt.....Got Simba? :evil:

annulment? ;)

I don't know if I have a house at the moment... :(

Ooooh! Now that's some good leverage. :evil:

Except you'd have to return the wedding presents.

Hmmm. Then scrap that idea. I have a better one - we need a kitten as a wedding present. ;) :evil:

Oh! I can do that! :evil:

Just remember Disneyphile (or anybody else on here), my wife has access to a nonstop supply of kitties and other animals :D

I wonder what would happen if you started to print something with that last picture? I think a combo of the first and last pictures! :eek:

I have totally had days like the poopin' cat's.

I am SQUEELING!

I love the kitties!!!!!!!!

Those tech support ones will be printed out at work tomorrow.

Btw, BTD- Tori has quite a 'stuff on my cat' collection going now. I'll have to gather it together and post it here for you. Samwise is a good sport.

Kitty and bunny!!

I never thought I'd say this, but....these cat pics just about make my day :)

Bunny, Kitty.:D

ok, thats just plain scary :eek:

Zoidberg!

Cthulhu kitty!

Thanks !! I just love a picture of a Tight Pussy !! :evil: :D

:eek:

Your kitty is a red x in a box :(

It's an X-kitty, it has ceased to be, it has turned up toes and gone to meet his maker, if you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up daisies by now.

This is an X F'n Kitty !!

Does the poor little guy show up now?

Yup, works now.

Sad kitty!

Davey Jones kitty! :eek:

That's a brave naked person in the shower with a water-hating cat !!!

OMG. That is so sad and funny at the same time. I feel so sorry for it, yet I want to point and laugh.

I'm a bad, bad person.

Chris used to get into the shower in jeans and a sweatshirt to bathe our old cat.

1. Know that although the kitty cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try to bathe him in an open area where he can force you to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If your bathroom is more than four feet square, we recommend that you get in the tub with the cat and close the sliding-glass doors as if you were about to take a shower. (A simple shower curtain will not do. A berserk cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower curtain quicker than a politician can shift positions.)
2. Know that a cat has claws and will not hesitate to remove all the skin from your body. Your advantage here is that you are smart and know how to dress to protect yourself. We recommend canvas overalls tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face-mask, and a long-sleeved flak jacket.
3. Use the element of surprise. Pick up your cat nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his supper dish. (Cats will not usually notice your strange attire. They have little or no interest in fashion as a rule.)
4. Once you are inside the bathroom, speed is essential to survival. In a single liquid motion, shut the bathroom door, step into the tub enclosure, slide the glass door shut, dip the cat in the water and squirt him with shampoo. You have now begun one of the wildest 45 seconds of your life.
5. Cats have no handles. Add the fact that he now has soapy fur, and the problem is radically compounded. Do not expect to hold on to him for more than two or three seconds at a time. When you have him, however, you must remember to give him another squirt of shampoo and rub like crazy. He'll then spring free and fall back into the water, thereby rinsing himself off. (The national record for cats is three latherings, so don't expect too much.)
6. Next, the cat must be dried. Novice cat bathers always assume this part will be the most difficult, for humans generally are worn out at this point and the cat is just getting really determined. In fact, the drying is simple compared with what you have just been through. That's because by now the cat is semi-permanently affixed to your right leg.
7. You simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet. If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat.
In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine.
You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him a bath. But at least now he smells a lot better.

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

A 5 step guide to washing one of our furry little friends, without
risking life, neither yours nor the lives of anyone who happens to be
stupid enough to voulenteer to help you with such a monstrous task.

You will need:
- A cat (obviously).
- A good friend (one who will sacrifice his/her life for you).
- 200 meters of band aids.
- Patience, and the mentality of a kamikaze pilot.
- Immediate access to a good doctor/plastic surgeon/psychiatrist.
- 5-6 SWAT team cops (or Navy SEALS if you prefer).
- A strong deathwish


Getting Started.
----------------

First, here are a couple of things you should know about cats, before you
start:

1. Cats hate water about as much as you hate getting your face torn to
shreds by frantic cat claws.

2. Cats do not care whether you survive or not. They have little or no
respect for human life in general. A cat will, without any hesitation or
remorse, tear your eyeballs out, or remove all the skin off your body.

3. Although you have the advantage of size, the little bugger WILL use any
dirty tricks he can think of, so should you.

4. Do not expect to outsmart your little feline friend, as it is a
well known fact that any cat is smarter than any person who is dumb
enough to try to bathe one.


Ok, now you should be somewhat prepared for the task that lies ahead,
although, you should be aware that no man can ever really be prepared for
the ultimate test of manhood, catbathing.


STEP 1
------

Take your cat under your arm, nonchalantly, like it was just to pat
him a little, make sure that the cat has no idea of your foul
intentions, you can control this by putting your ear next to the cat's
throat and making sure that the the cat shakes kinda like the strange
banana you found in mom's bedroom. If there is a soft purrrrring sound,
you are safe. If the cat just stares at you with a suspicious look... DROP
THE STINKER AND RUN!


STEP 2
------

Wait a couple of hours, until the animal is sound asleep, and go in for a
surprise attack. Sit down next to him and start talking to him, patting
him carefully on the tummy (NOTE: some cats do not like to be touched on
that particular spot, you should know if your cat is one of'em, check your
hands/face/arms/shoulders/legs/back/groin/butt for scars to make sure).
Keep this up until the cat has started purrrrring. Put your sole in to it,
or else the cat will know that foul play is involved. Remember the cat has
nine lives to spend, while you have but one. If you have to spend the next
two days assuring your wife that you love her just as much as the cat, you
know you did a good job.


STEP 3
------

Redecorate the bath to make it look like a kitty heaven, cats have an
instinct, you see. Even a cat that has never seen the inside of a bath
will instinctively know what is going on when you take him into a
bathroom. This is known as "predestinate water syndrome" and has also been
observed on young human specimen. Take the cat in your hands, and start
running for the bathroom. You should hire proffesionals to open/close the
doors for you, or else you will fail miserably. Navy SEALs should be a
good help here. Try opening a door with a rabid kitty in your hands, and

You'll see what I mean.


STEP 4
------

a) Try to throw cat into bathtub.
b) Remove cat from scalp.
c) Consider getting a new cat.
d) Push cat into tub.
e) Go see a doctor to stop bleeding from hands and face.
f) Consider getting a new cat.
g) Put duct tape on cat's claws.
h) Get friend to hold cat while pouring water on him.
i) Remove duct tape from inner ear, and remove cat from friends'
reproductive organs.
j) Consider getting a new cat.
k) Tie cat's legs together with dental floss threads, get friend
to help holding the cat down while soaping him up.
l) Remove Dental floss from anal opening, remove slippery cat
from friends face (NOTE: Very hard).
m) Consider getting a new cat.
n) Get four Navy SEALs to help hold cat's paws, while you try to
dry him with a towel.
o) Pay for Navy SEALs' bills from the plastic surgeon
p) Consider getting a new cat.
q) Open door to let cat go lick himself dry.
r) Go see a psychiatrist (by now, you will need it).
s) Consider getting a dog.


STEP 5
------

Nobody has ever reached this far, but if you do, call guinness book of
records.

Congratulations, your cat is now clean, although you now look like
something one would normally cook for dinner.

Method #2 is my favorite!

I have printed this out and it is outside my cube. Everyone loves it.

Need more kitty pics!

Hello Lisa??

Why are you looking at me like that?

I bathe my kitties all the time, and they plan my death while I sleep.

And now, for something truly disturbing...

One more for now...

His Nose is a Hidden Mickey !!!!!

The Kitty-Shark looks like it's laughing !!

Sharky Kitty!!!!!!!!!!

How about- Kitty Shark!
And the snow kitty looks like "Mine, all mine!!!"

NOT a happy kitty
 

cute!

I have two additions - both are ours.

First, there is Moglet, our (usually) white cat who decided to take a dirt bath. Normally, her whole body is the color of her face in this photo.



And Rufio has decided that he has had enough

Cuite Kitties!!!!!:D

Teeheehee.

Chris needs to post the pic of camping Jack.

And last but not least, just because they are so stinkin' cute...

Baby ratties!!!

Cat on the keyboard video

And Toygers

Tiger cubs and Orangutans
 

Not a happy kitty

WTF????

must have caught him during a wardrobe malfunction

I'm ROTFL'ing at the name of the file....... Trust Kevy.

I missed that detail.... Hee!

Oh, and I won't ask what you typed into Google to find that picture.....

A friend actually sent me that picture in an email with the name of the photo as part of the subject. hee hee

Here's my Cat squeaks in one of his relaxed moments..



Some have already seen these... It was soo random. I have never seen him do this particular position.:p

This one cannot be posted because the word filter interfers. Also, the image has a naughty word in it, so be careful about where you view. But copy the link below and paste in your browser (but add an "ht" at the beginning and replace the asterisk with the obvious letter)
tp://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/f*ck-gravity.jpg

I have a scary large file of cat macros on the home PC. I'm addicted!

OMG!!!

NSFW, but cute none-the-less:

My friend Mylo took this photo of her cat, Ninja:

I'm just not sure what to make of that picture. Is he mad? Is he contemplative? Is he trying a Jedi mind trick?

He's probably thinking humans are dorks with string.

Insulted is the word that comes to mind. Or, maybe, humiliated.

He's glowering.

Midnight: she likes no one...no even herself

MuShu loves the water

Does MuShu love being in the water? She certainly looks intent there.....


Great cat name, btw!:snap:

She is intrigued by it. She hasn't quite gotten in yet though

That is exactly what my cat was doing when I got the scars on my arm.

If you are having a bad day, just go through this thread in its entirety. It is guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Kev, that kitty with the printer is sooo what Cordelia does when I print something. That was hysterical.

My first attempt:

OMG. Satan looks like Emmy. :eek:

new take on an old favourite (wait for the animation):

Even funnier !!!

omg. for some reason I am shocked that there is an lolcat.net website.

Endless entertainment, I love this thread. My 4 year old laughed and laughed!

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Have you seen such a sad face?


Or such an angry one?

I received spam today entitled "Feline Cheese Wheel" - I so wanted it not to be spam...

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Cute kitty pics that were linked here were switched to porn images and removed - sorry BTD

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Cute video:

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=684456&cache=1

So, if I film Calliope watching this responding to the screen, can I post it?

A post by GD in another thread led me to these:

animal bloopers

The kitty one is in the middle and beware...monkey porn at the end!:eek:

Sasha Washa Princess Pants in her new feather bed:



And her close-up:



(The orange bit on her left eye is actually there - it's not a camera weirdness.)

It's not often you see me posting in this thread but cuteoverload.com led me to this, which I had to share:



From IKEA.


Naturally, this pic shows up on Flickr:



Kinda freaky. :)

Yeah, I've fondled that little item many a time. Never bought it though......yet. Maybe it's not available any longer and I'll be saved.

That statement alone may send me to the nearest Ikea a.s.ap. to get one for you. :p

*matching cat sold seperately

Kitty Pic Fun
 

OMG i want one of those kitty beds seriously. Wonder if Steven would even go near it thinking it is another cat lmao...never knew IKEA had that...ok i so need to get one asap...

....I thought his name was Matt.....

:p

Astoundingly cute! ;)

Hey, Matt's no pussy!

A good friend sent this to me. Tango's grandmother, actually.

Attachment 244

Well, they say you are what you eat!

Kitty Video Fun

Hungry Kitty

So true!

That was cute, Snow!

Hehehehehe - That's really funny. I like the sound effects.