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Gn2Dlnd 10-28-2006 01:40 PM

Epitaphery
 
Time to resurrect this thread from another time, another board. Add your own, I'll add more as the, ahem, spirit moves me.

"I'm Gn2dlnd,"
That's what he said,
This pair of red longjohns,
Mark where he lies dead.

Remain seated, please.

Gn2Dlnd 10-28-2006 01:41 PM

Not Afraid,
Should have been,
EuroMeinke,
Turned out mean.

Gn2Dlnd 10-28-2006 01:47 PM

MickeyLumbo,
Tarzan's "friend",
Got too close to his float,
And dragged 'round the bend.

Gn2Dlnd 10-28-2006 01:48 PM

MonorailMan,
High atop a pylon,
Learned a Monorail can,
Smear you for a mile long.

Gn2Dlnd 10-28-2006 01:51 PM

InnerSpaceMan and Zap,
Caused an Atomobile e-stop,
Crushed by a snowflake,
With a deafening p-pop.

Gn2Dlnd 10-28-2006 01:53 PM

Cadaverous Pallor and Ghoulish Delight,
Jingle-Belled to death one Hanukkah Night,
Diverted a boat on Small World Holiday,
Weren't found until opening the following day.

CoasterMatt 10-28-2006 02:01 PM

Delightful stuff! :D

tracilicious 10-28-2006 02:14 PM

Do me, do me!

Motorboat Cruiser 10-28-2006 02:43 PM

Wonderful! :)

Snowflake 10-28-2006 02:54 PM

:D
Oh, I'm loving this!

katiesue 10-28-2006 03:38 PM

Keep going.

Kevy Baby 10-28-2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious
Do me, do me!

No: I'm married

Ghoulish Delight 10-28-2006 03:50 PM

Here lies Ghoulish Delight
Seems he died mid-fright.
Snuck up behind his wife
Who was holding a paring knife
And gave her the scare of his life.


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