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CoasterMatt

10-29-2006 09:53 PM

Take a moment to be tender

Quote:

Chicken is so rich with potential.
It's ready to be elevated into tender sliced chicken breast.
It longs to be premium all-white meat chicken.
It wants to be crispy or grilled chicken breast that's laid across a honey wheat roll or an incredible hand-tossed salad.
Chicken doesn't want to be ordinary, it wants to be juicy, tender premium chicken.
That's why the best chicken, Tyson chicken, goes to McDonald's so that you can have a tender moment... with chicken.

As seen on a McDonald's trayliner today - just who writes this stuff?!?

Kevy Baby

10-29-2006 10:07 PM

I deserve a break from this BS

JWBear

10-29-2006 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

As seen on a McDonald's trayliner today - just who writes this stuff?!?

Someone who drinks to kill the pain they feel as their soul, long ago sold to corporate hell, slowly dies.

wendybeth

10-30-2006 12:10 AM

Why do I get the feeling that this person is required to register his address with the police department, and not reside near a school district or public park?

Jughead P. Jones

10-30-2006 07:13 AM

Bah-da-da-da-dah...I'm HATIN' IT!

Moonliner

10-30-2006 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JWBear

Someone who drinks to kill the pain they feel as their soul, long ago sold to corporate hell, slowly dies.

No way! I didn't write that stuff.

RStar

10-30-2006 07:48 AM

I think this person had an unhealthy relashionsip with a chicken at some point in his life. And wrote to tell about it.

Capt Jack

10-30-2006 09:32 AM

Quote:

while admittedly strange coming from a horridly non-vegan member of society, Im willing to bet that the chicken would really prefer...being alive

RStar

10-30-2006 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

while admittedly strange coming from a horridly non-vegan member of society, Im willing to bet that the chicken would really prefer...being alive

True, I'd hardly call loping off one's head a tender moment.....

Which reminds me. I watched Sleepy Hallow with Johnny Depp last night. Great movie.....

Capt Jack

10-30-2006 11:54 AM

havent seen that in ages. dont remember it being one that requires watching it un-cut to be good, but thanks for the reminder. I need to see that again.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded

10-30-2006 12:28 PM

Sleepy Hollow. Great movie. Just got it on DVD the other day.

Actually this reminds me of a special episode of South Park. The one with the Chicken F**ker! Creepy!!

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