Britney is down some more dead weight
 

Seriously... is this a surprise? :rolleyes:

For the life of me, I can't figure out whose side to take in this one. :rolleyes:

I don't know why she married him in the first place.

Madonna was taken.

I think Federjerk is scum.
He abandoned his pregnant girfriend to hook up with Britney.

He's an idiot, and she was an idiot to have anything to do with him.

wow, I just don't know what to say... oh I remember... SO? ;)

I normally don't open articles regarding these wastes of oxygen, but I had to open the one titled, "K-Fed begs to play to empty house." Turns out only 300 tickets sold in a venue that holds 1500 for one of his concerts. According to a bar tender there, he had to beg management not to cancel the show. And when the show day came, he waited 3 hours hoping more people would show up, then did a 30 minute set where at one point he just started pacing the stage saying "hey" over and over.

Ouch.

as much of a non-fan of Brit as I am...good for her. white trash or no, she can do better.

"Thank you Mr Spears...erm...I mean Fed-er-something. Your 15 minutes of lame...oops...fame have now expired. Next!"

I think they both suck. Poor kids.

Exactly - what a jerk. Of course then Britney used said kids for photo-ops which was equally scummy in my opinion.

I never thought a whole lot about her, just lumped her with the other 'pop princesses'.

When she hooked up with him, that showed complete disregard for the woman and his other kids. How could she think he was a worthy man after what he did to her and the kid?

It's like when the guy comes up to you in the parking lot with a 'fabulous offer just for you today'.....you just say no thanks.

I think she was pretty sure of herself, full of herself and didn't think he would be that way with her.

Ah, he is also scheduled to play locally here as well. Hmm. I think this venue would let it go on because I've been to shows at this place where they've only sold a small amount of tickets.

katiesue, yes, she did. {kids/photo op}

Mousewife... not to stereotype but, the 99% of women i've been interested in my lifetime turned out just like that. Go for the scumbag, it's more "interesting." I don't know what it is, but some medical college should start researching for some kind of drug. People see what they want to see. ;)

I thought she looked hot in that schoolgirl outfit in one of her early videos.

Stupid, stupid people. I'll never understand why thay are "stars".

Because thay know how to spell?


Runs and hides

I'm not stupid, just sloppy and lazy. ;)

Bornieo: if 99% of the girls end up going after guys like that, ever give thought that you're not looking at the right type of girl? I honestly know few girls that would go after white trash like that... unless you mean bad boy.

Bad boy is one thing, but K-Fed wasn't a bad boy, he was just white trash. There's a clear difference... ;)

Ah, potato, patato. ;) I didn't pay enough attention to K-Fed to even see if there was a difference. But both "bad boy" and "white trash" fall in the the scum catagory IMHO.

I've stuck a fork in my "looking."

I sure hope this doesn't screw up the WWE's K-Fed storyline.

That's what Britney said :evil:

Oh, yeah, I have to agree with blueerica, 99% is kind of high but I know what you mean.

And, yes, she certainly saw what she wanted to.

I guess I should've said 99.9%. ;)

Oh, duh, I just read you said women in your life. I thought you meant women in general.

Aw, well, toss 'em to the curb and move on.

And, yeah, think twice before you pick them up. ;)

So I hear Brittney Spears is available... :evil:

I guess that the thing is - while I know a number of girls that do tend toward the 'bad guys' - there are certainly enough of us who go after good guys, or at least predominantly good guys.

You should see how many girls that used to ignore me started coming around as soon as I started dating Rose...

Wimmen is the devils :evil:

Getting married makes you a chick magnet.

I experienced that (briefly) whan I got married.

Jeeez....

LOL, I've heard that women do tend to magnetize to married men. OK, that's the solution Bornieo... get married, then the wimmins will come.

There are so many ways I could exploit this line, but I shall leave it alone.

Yeah, that's the solution. Why didn't I think of that?!!:rolleyes: Oh man don't I feel like an Idiot! There is all was right in front of me! :rolleyes:

The REAL solution is to start being a jerk!!:evil:

Hey LoT!! **** you!!!


;)

Aw, c'mon. Go for it so I can feel even more pathetic!! :cool:

So it's not 99% of the women in your life. It's 99% of the women you've been attracted to. Because just from observing your LoT lady-friends, I know that there ARE women who are interested in good men. Lisa loves Chris. Jennie loves Greg. Susan loves... well, Kevin's debatable as "good." But you see where I'm going with this.

Maybe the problem is not that some women are attracted to bad boys. Maybe the problem is that you're attracted to women who are attracted to bad boys.

I have faith that you will find that woman someday. You have to keep your heart open, though. It's too big and full of love to be closed down.

I feel sorry for the kids...

Aw how sweet... well, if you have "faith" start buying lotto because there's more of a chance. This shop's closed. ;)

Quote:

You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to LSPoorEeyorick again.

HEY!!

I, um... er

never mind

The media is calling him "Fed-Ex".
That's funny!
:D

Aw. When I met you, just the once, you were very very nice. Remember you even offered me some of your pizza?

Well,as well as being married making men attractive {there are always women who want what someone else has} a man who is not looking is attractive. You will be a lot more easy going as opposed to worrying about what this or that girl is going to think about you.

Ha ha. FedEx.

And, I have a great guy. Come January it will be 25 years we've been together. 25 faithful years. ;)

Getting back to Britney...

I get to use this horrible gif again (might not be safe for work, so I'll spoiler it)



:evil:

EW!! What is that from?

Aw, thanks. :cheers: But I was just pawning off bad pizza. ;) :p

Oh you dawg!

{ha, you were not! It did look delicious. Had to have been...right?}

hehe, it was ok. Nothing I'd pay for again, really. (It was at UVA Bar for those just joining us)

I am quoting a clever acquaintance's blog, because it made me laugh:

The CNN headline this morning has re-named him Fed-X - which made me laugh.

I read he want custody of the kids. Poor kids.

According to soundscan his album sold 6,000 copies. Of the 6,000 sold, 4,000 of them were purchased by Britney to hand out to the general public for promotion. After failing to sell tickets to his show, he had to give them away & still couldn't fill the small venue. People who saw the show said he sucked. It's reported that he actually begged a photographer to purchase a pair of shoes for him and the photographer actually did! Seems that due to a prenup Fed-Ex left the marriage with exactly what he brought to it; nothing. So now Federjerk is seeking full custody of their children in order to receive spousal support from Ms. Spears.

:rolleyes:

Wow, he sold 2000 copies of his album? That's only 2000 more than I sold!

He sucks but the Partridge Family doesn't.

{yes, it was the UVA bar...}