Best Quote I Heard All Day
 

From the boys at Project Rungay: "There's no i in team but there's one in bitch."

Got a worthy quote? Add it here.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege
-anon

“When one's expectations are reduced to zero, one really appreciates everything one does have”

Stephen Hawking

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity."

Horace Mann

"To be stupid and selfish and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, the others are useless."

Flaubert

One of my all time favorites, in fact it's my standard sig for my personal e-mails:
"Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice."

"I have done so much with so little, that I now attempt to do the impossible with nothing."

My motto at work....


My favorite quote currently resides in my sig line. ;)

LOL !!!!

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting.

Charles Bukowski

"The Celtic countries, by the way, are the only places where
you can find peat. God did this because he knew that the Celts
were the only people who drink so much that they would
try to burn mud."

-P.J. O'Rourke "Trips to Nowhere"

"Consensus is the absence of leadership." Lady Thatcher

And two I've been quoting a lot lately -

"I would not say such things if I were you!" Prince Humperdink

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K." Bill S. Preston Esquire

You know, the minute I saw that you posted here, Leo, I said to myself "Ugh, here comes the friggin' consensus quote again". :)

I thought we were gonna hear about ham...

Okay, this thread is inspiring me to finally add a new feature I've been keeping in the wings...stay tuned.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."

-Albert Einstein

When someone starts a thread for "quotes you've never posted before", then you won't have to read it. Except in my signature.:)

Tee hee. :cool:

There was a young man of Calcutta
Who had a most terrible stutter.
He said, “Pass the ham,
And the j...j...j...jam,
And the b...b...b...b...b...b....butter.”

Some of my rotating sig lines


I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
Jane Austen

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
- H. G. Wells

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
- Mark Twain

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.
- Theophile Gautier

Ah! I was wondering what this new link was. :)

3894? Sayyyy, I know that number.
Welcome.
:)

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Marcel Marceau





It'll be a while until my husband gets home, so let's see if you guys can help me before he does.

Cadaverous Pallor

From one (mildly upset) guest to another at Universal Studios - "Look, you drove all the way up here from your hotel in Anaheim and NOW you bitch about the prices? Cuz Disneyland is so f**kin' cheap, right?"

All I could do was smile and keep working, but man it was funny...

"Failsafe Systems Don't"
- LashStoat