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You guys are silly...
...that is all...
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Pffft... you were silly first!
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I do not!
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I know you are but what am I?
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If you lose pressure the antenna may bend.
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Silly like a fox.
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Sily Old Bear.
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Where am I?
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It was the one armed man!
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yllis!
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Nuht uh! You ahhh!
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Who am I? Oh wait, is this thing on?
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Splort
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Yeah . . . so? :p ;)
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This has been an announcment of the LoT Brodcasting System. Thank you. |
Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
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I like the color of silver, for it is most like silly... okay.. only the first three letters.
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That's not OLD, that's prime ;)! |
What me silly?
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If it weren't for being silly, how could I do my job day in, day out? :)
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I refuse to post in this thread.
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I refuse to even read this thread, much less post.
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Stop! This is getting too silly!
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FEJ is right.
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Seeing this picture lightened my morning immeasurably.
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And now for something completely different.........
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Always look on the bright side of life!
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Hey, when did all of you guys sign up over here.... Ohh wait. Never mind. This is the LOT. My bad.
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MickeyMouse: Your Honor, I didn't say I wanted a divorce because I thought Miny was silly, I want one because she is Fvcking Goofy!
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Just thought I would throw this out . . . I LOVE your avatar, RStar! :D signed, Mrs Ruthie Depp ;) |
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. . . as opposed to me, who is vintage. :eek: |
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AHHHHH but there is such a perk to being vintage my dear! |
Knock Knock...
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(I know this woman and I am allowed to harass her . . . from afar! heehee ;) ) |
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Am not!
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There is no door...
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Boing...
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...boing...
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...boing ...
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... boing...
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Kilroy Was Here
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....boing....
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....boing...
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...boing....
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.....boing....
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....boing.....
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BLAMMO!!
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Splat
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Knock, Knock
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TOY ROBOT!! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! (jumps through nearby window)
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KNock, knock...
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Who's there?
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la la la la la
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KNock, knock..
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Knock Knock Who?
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What KNOCKERS!!!
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KNock Knock..
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Who's there?
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This is not a drill - drills go Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker...
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I want to skip around my house singing connect the dots, la la la la la connect the dots, la la la la la connect the dots, la la la la la connect the dots, la la la la la connect the dots, la la la la la
Thanks to Babette |
Knock Knock..
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Had this been an actually emergency, it would have been followed by....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H |
Excuse me while I go insane now.
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Go?!?
I thought you were already there. :p |
Excuse me while I kiss this guy. (sorry Jimmy)
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squish, squish, squish, squish
elephant wearing wet sneakers |
I really don't understand anything that's happened here since Graham Chapman.
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Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.
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Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
That's the way it should beeeee Wahoo Yeah! |
Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy La la la lo lo |
Munnah munnah.*
*That one's for Not Afraid. She LOVES that song. :D |
Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah!
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<Backing slowly out of the topic, and shutting the door very quietly....>
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A wop bop a lu bop a lop bam boom
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Tutti Frutti!
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Shang-a-lang hear the strum and drang in the air...
Yeah yeah yeah |
A TRUE SOUTHERN LADY................
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids." She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?'' She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumbass Yankee." |
Q: Why don't Southern ladies like orgies?
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Yankee Dum-dum.
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Hello Dum-Dum, you bring gum-gum
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Ninety-nine thunk
Ninety-nine thunk Ninety-nine thunk A centipede with a wooden leg |
I think my mind is leaving me in it's own wake...
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Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...
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Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said Louie Louie, oh baby Me gotta go* (*Preferably sang whilst in a drunken stupor. Goes over really well at frat parties.) |
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I wanted a sweater this christmas...... but I got a Moaner and a Screamer instead.
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There's a monster in my pants and it does a dirty dance...
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There's a place in France where the nakeed ladies dance
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I was just hit in the head with a SpongeBob Squarepants mallet- wielded by a guy who looked JUST LIKE Rip Taylor!!!
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With or without wig?
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This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends. Someone started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because, |
If you take a moment to look out the driver's side window, you will see absolutely nothing.
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The building is popping and cracking - I don't think it's supposed to be popping and cracking... :eek:
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I was told there'd be multiple orgasims in this thread, I'm waiting......
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I'm wiping... there, all done. :evil:
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Ok damnit!
Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Knock, Knock Who's There? Orange Orange Who? orange you glad I didn't say Knock Knock. Thanks for all who didn't participate. :P |
Silly? I got your silly right here.
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Stupid sled boy. Love it. |
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Hmm.. silly.. ah! Flurgen shmurgen, Moort moort moort ! |
Knick knack!
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Paddy whack
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give a dog a bone
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This old whore came rollin' home..
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This old man came rolling home . . .
I think I might have killed the poor little sledding boy too :eek: ;) |
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opps . . .I am too slow - yours was MUCH sillier! :D |
Shave and a hair cut......
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Two BITSSS!!
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RUBBER BISCUIT!!!!!
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Rubber Dickie, you're the one,
you make bed-time lots of fun, Rubber Dickie I'm awfully fond of yooooou, Poo poo, dee doo. Rubber Dickie, joy of joys, Switch you on and you make noise, Ribber Dickie you're my very best friend it's truuuuuue. Every night as I stumble right to the boudoir, I see a lil' cousin who's cute and buzzin' and Woo-hah!! (Buzz-A-Buzz-Buzzy) Rubber Dickie, you're divine, I'm so lucky that you're mine, Rubber Dickie I'm awfully taken, When I use you my bed is a shakin' Rubber Dickie I'm awfully foooooooooond, of you. ....With apologies to Jim Henson and Ernie. |
Wow, that sounded just like Ernie. Good job LB.
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Damn you Lashbear, I want back my childhood! ;)
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Ok- so the chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- "well, I guess that answers THAT question!"
ba dum dum..... |
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LOL!!! took me a second but HAHAHA! :D |
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Say this five times fast.
"The skunk thought that the stump stunk. The stump thought that the skunk stunk." |
this this this this this
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Hattie told Maddie
'bout a brand new dance get out on the dance floor and take off your pants WOOLY BULLY!!! |
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Who's There? Banana Banana who? Knock, Knock Who's There? Banana Banana who? Knock, Knock Who's There? Banana Banana who? Knock, Knock Who's There? Banana Banana who? Knock, Knock Who's There? Orange Orange Who? orange you glad I didn't say banana. |
Yeah, everyones a critic. :P
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but not all are good at it RStar....
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I heard this thread has a loop
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whos there?
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With the proper restraints, you can go upside down at any speed!
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When you're a musician, if you have the right key you can play in any flat !
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but isn't dragging that baby grand behind ya a bit of a give away? |
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These aren't the testicles you're looking for...
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Who's there?
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Broken record who ?
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Silly is as silly does
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Knock, Knock...
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Who's there?
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Atch!
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Atch who?
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Bless you...!
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Type "silly" into a google image search and you get...
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2005/...ing-silly.html http://www.univie.ac.at/cga/art/walk...ly-walks-4.jpg http://www.superbad.com/1/silly/silly.html http://pedram.redhive.com/__imagery/..._mummified.jpg http://blogs.ipswitch.com/archives/s...0invention.jpg |
I like the Mummy Dog picture :)
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My brain's full. Can I be excused?
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Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell Miss Susie went to heaven The steamboat went to Hello operator Please give me #9 and if you disconnect me I'll kick you from behind the fridgerator There laid a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it And broke her little Ask me no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the park Miss Susie and the principal were Kissing in the D A R K D A R K D A R K DARK DARK DARK |
I was right :D
Experiment over :P |
It's not over until Fej becomes a REAL poopyhead.
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Hmmmm, can I still post in a locked thread?
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I sure can!
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WHEEEEE!
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I think perhaps Fej may be premature in declaring an end to his experiment
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Me too.
Of course, we could just unlock the thread. |
Hmmmm....Typical. Guys never know how to close anything,;)
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While my part of the experiment is over, it is still running as I predicted :D
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I do not!
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