Here's An Idea for a Las Vegas Swanking!
 

http://www.harrahs.com/EventsDetail....he%20Producers

The Producers starring David Hasselhoff at Paris Las Vegas.

There are group ticket prices available...

Don't hassle the Hoff!

No, thank you!

Keep in mind too that it isn't the real Producers but has been trimmed to the economic realities of Broadway on the Strip.

<Shudder....>

I'm almost ashamed that this is real.

I'd rather listen to a family of pigs being chucking into the Grand Canyon....

No thank you. David Hasslehoff has been very annoying in anything after Kight Rider. :evil:

spooky hoff.. i here he is also doing a fierce boy go-go dance when the explosions start on the strip..

There's SPOOKY Hoff...

AAAHHH!!! The never-ending Hoff!!!

"I will turn the "strip" into Hell and make you all my minions if you do not come and see the producers!" he said oh so aggressively..

I FELL OFF MY CHAIR! thanks CM LOL:) :) :D :snap:

I saw this thread title and thought there was going to be a Vegan Swanking.

Although I clicked on the last post to just post that one sentence, I had to be stupid and scroll up. I wish I hadn't.

Hasselhoff might be an incentive to go Vegan...

Does he really look like he is vegan??? Hell to the No, The HOFF loves the meat. He even adores Bacon!

I meant, if eating meat or meat products could turn you into something so bizarre as The Hoff, it'd almost make me stop eating cows, and pigs, and bunnies.

This thread has WAY too much Hoff in it!

My eyes!!

Hey, at least I didn't put in any Hoff audio clips - then your ears would be in ULTIMATE pain, too :evil:

Oh, I've experianced that already. I went to a Dodger Game and he sang the national Anthem. Baby cats being drowned make a more pleasant sound that The Hoff belting out off key notes amplified throughout Dodger Stadium.

www.dropitlikeitshoff.com/

sick of "the HOFF". Well check out this website.. its hysterical...

By the way, I hear the HOFF is not playing either of the two main roles in the Vegas stage production of "the PRODUCERS" he is playing the cross dressing director.. how fun... dude your the homo!!!:p

I'm blindly typing this after gouging my eyes out with a letter opener

That would be the aforementioned Roger DeBris.

I want to make a shout out to the HOFF!

Highway to Danger...

Its called the 15 FWY going into Vegas...

SCARY HOFF

comes with the bushy hair and speedo...