The Secret Crush
 

We all still get them. The secret crush. Maybe a stranger. Possibly someone you know. They can be fleeting. Or longer. But aren't they great?

They sure are. I have a crush. But I ain't saying who...
:)

Mine change on a frighteningly fast basis.Perhaps it's because I'm 17/23/28 (see EH's post:D ). But it's fun:evil:

I will never ever tell. I get ribbed enough about my lust for Chris Cornell. Let alone a man that I see whenever I...oh yeah, I ain't telling. :evil:

Sure is fun though. ;)

I'm crush girl. I have so many crushes. I love crushes. Crushes are my favorite sport.

But right now I don't think any of them are much of a secret.

Oh the giddy, butterfly in the tummy inducing gigglefest of a secret crush is wonderful. I bask in warmth of the secret crush feeling :blush: I need a new one.

We've seen your avatar. We know who at least one is.
It's Rena isn't it?
:D

But that isn't a secret! I'm all about boasting my Rena love from the hilltops. She's a vixen! She's a brain! She's cuddly! And her kid is super duper!

I have a crush on a close friend's brother. That alone wouldn't be too bad, but he shares the same feelings towards me. It is one of those situations where I can feel a charge of attaction when we are together. Luckily for my marriage we are not together very often. ;)

I crush a lot. I probably have a crush on most of the people here. I crush on friendships.. does that happen to anyone else here??

yeah, mine arent secret, my wife refers to them as "wife number 2" and "wife number 3"

dosent help that I am a complete flirt..... :-\

Yeah. Why do you think I have so many husbands?

Crush? Oh, you must mean the tall lanky one with hair of spun gold and ice blue eyes. He loves to flirt. I just wish I loved to be flirted with as much. I didn't know they made shoes that big, either.

I have a secret crush. Shhh. ;)





Ok, maybe more than one

I hate relationships. They suck.

I've given up on love.

While I have no second wives, there are certainly women here I admire and find attractive. I've certainly flirted with a few of you.

But, I think I'd rather go "continental" taking mistresses or lovers instead of other wives, who show up after I'm dead, standing by my gravesite, veiled and dressed in black - exchanging knowing glances.

I've gotten over it, but I used to have a crush on Gadget - yes, the Rescue Rangers character.

It's true. Actually, Gadget reminded me of a real life person who I was gaga over at around the same time - she had a bit of an overbite and kind of a similar voice - I think I even told her once that she reminded me of Gadget. Dang, now that I think about it, I'm not over this one!

The only Crush I know about is in that song by The Jets! :p

I've got a couple crushes...
not that I try to keep any of them secret, I usually dont go announcing them also. (though actions speak louder than word's, some posts might make them obvious)

Sometimes they are the best when they are not totally in the open. the crush/flirting stage is fun, and usually pretty innocent. :D

I'm not going to lie and say I'm not blushing right now.
Look, I have the avatar up too on MC and most people are receptive to Ed and Shaun. I mean, how could they NOT?!?! :D

My super dee duper crush is on Audra. Not because she has a crush on me, but because she's fun to talk to in the dark and on rainy nights. She's literate, she writes witty things and likes blonde boys named Sparkle... or Shine... oh wait... BRIGHT!! [Ed]gayeeeeeeee[\Ed]

Don't tell me you're serious! :eek:

What? And she didn't marry you on the spot with smooth lines like that?!

I love Flippyshark! :blush and run away:

Yup. Pretty sure I am. Of the three people I've "liked", only one liked me back, and the whole thing caused basic global devastation. Too much trouble.

Awwww, see, you have expectations! That's an evil word. It's best to just love and be in the joy of love and crush. It's the Joi d'vivre!

A sample of three is too small to have statistical signifigance - I think you need to try with at least 246 before coming to a statisticly valid conclusion - or so I remember from statistics class...

246?????



Baaahhhahhhahhhah

Wish I hadn't already spent Mojo points today :D


Still, 33.3% is not a very high chance. Since even that 33.3% didn't work out in the long run, I'm putting my chances at about 5.42%. Why? I don't know. I just like how 5.42 rolls off the tounge. And 246 people is just about half our student population....so you are suggesting I go out with just about every girl at school? Ha...fat chance :D

My last authentic crush was on the landlady from the film, Babe: Pig in the City. An actress friend of mine promised to introduce me, but she never brought it up again and I never asked. Sad na-lang. I made everybody I know sit through that movie. I believe I was quoted at one time as saying, it (Babe) was a better sequel then Godfather II. As for the actress, I was told she was in the film, The Grinch that Stole Christmas. So, I asked my Niece to watch it with me, as she owned a video copy.

Unfortunately, try as I might, I could not tell who the actress was in the film; everybod'a had such freakish make-up. And that movie ... holy mackerel ... it was so bad! So awful! Pain! My eyes. My TV watching eyes!

At one point, about a half hour into the Grinch, my Niece left to go potty. As soon as she was gone, I fast forwarded the tape all the way to the end. When she returned I was casually lying back on a pillow, seemingly en·raptured by what I was witnessing on the screen. I gestured confidentally toward the TV set, "Welp, it looks like the movie is over!"

She peered toward the TV. It was true. The movie was indeed, over.

"And it was good, too!" I added, for no particular reason. And then I ran out of the room before she could figure it out.

Uh ...

And that Ladies and Gentlemen, is my Grinch story. I thank you for coming to my post. Ku-ma-in ka na?

I do not know why I am told you that story. I think I missed the turn-off and kept on driving right past my point. I could take this next exit, but what if I get lost?

Ah, what the hell ... I'm taking it.

Uh, you can come back now. That was hardly a revelation.

She loves me!!! Yaaaaaayyyy!!!

No need to limit yourself to the student body - why, I bet there are plenty of attractive women that don't go to your school. But where ever you look, you'd better get to it, it may take some time to date 246 wowmen before you graduate.

I like those odds. That's only 1 in 20 women. How fun! Now go out and find twenty applicants.

Crap. I haven't had a crush in eons. Years. Needs to be rectified immediately. Sure, my Starbucks guy is beyond hot in his Hobbit-reading, dark-haired, dark-eyed, excellent-latte-making way, but even he hasn't captured my imagination or caused me to flirt. Darn.

My sister's fiance's friend's brother has a crush on me that's a little uncomfortable at times...he's a cranky curmudgeon and will only leave the house if I'm going with the group somewhere. :rolleyes: He's cute, but damn, the man has issues, hates half of Jon-Erik and Sarah's friends and he's always so freaking negative and grumpy. I couldn't crush on him if I tried, but I'm flattered by his affections.

I need a crush!

My not so secret crushes this week are:
#1: My Ed. My Zack Braff. Rena.
#2: Jesus Boy from the bus
#3: Mr Reads A lot on the Bus, though I don't see much of him anymore.
#4: Celebrity Crush = that asshole Sawyer on LOST.
#5: True book loves = Oliver Mellors and Professor Snape
#6: My one crush that is actually a secret.

And there's a man who rides the bus with me. The only commuter I actually converse with from time to time. I'm fairly certain I'm *his* bus crush. It's too bad I don't reciprocate his feelings because he *does* do a lovely Mr T impression from the A-Team, and he's a very nice guy.

One day, DF will fall really hard for some girl, do everything in his power to land her, knock her socks off, and bring her to DL for our blessing.

Then we'll show her this thread and say that he almost gave up on love just before he bumped into her. ;)

Awww!!! :D

Yes, but then he'll be forced to explain the 245 women that came before her

Those were only practice for the real event... :D

How does the Bread song go 'What does it matter if you're not the first? As long as you're the last?'

Or something like that....

Yeah, the last is the most important position of all. Of course, that's no good if there's a lot of crushing going on.

"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."

My secret crush right now is Vin Diesel. I really am embarrassed about it too. Why is it that I can have a crush on Steve Buscemi, Edward Norton, Luke Wilson and Professor Snape that I will flagrantly admit too, but a Vin Diesel crush leaves me hanging my head in shame? It's because he's all muscle (which I really don't usually care for), doesn't seem too smart, and certainly isn't the world's best actor. I saw Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick and was converted. He's just so hot as a bad guy hero. Don't tell my husband. :blush: :p

Obviously you have not been talking to Erica or Zapp about him or you would have heard that he's been on every wishlist I have for the last 4 years. That man could read me the dictionary in nothing but a pair of jeans and I'd be happy. [insert drool smilie here].

Does a secret crush count when the crushee has a crush on the crusher?

If I fall really hard for someone, the LAST thing I would do is introduce her to you guys. Instant relationship breaker there :D



"Oh yea, by the way, I talk with a bunch of middle-aged people on a Disney discussion board. Want to go meet them?"

Ouch :(

Excuse me Sir, but you might be pleasantly surprised. A very interesting person and well rounded mind might be much more interested in the Swankers than the average high school crowd. I am not being defensive, as I am not part of the crowd that you speak of. Just a 40 something from elsewhere. ;)

Ahhhhh...now I digress. I remember big parties raging at my first boyfriend's house. I always got the biggest kick out of hanging in the back room with my boyfriend's grandma. She had to be at least 65 at the time, which actually sounds so young to me now. I called her "Granny Goose", she was the swankiest, coolest and most interesting chick around! :cool:

Damn :(
//puts hand down//



:p ;) :evil: :eek: :blush:

No disrespect was ment to you guys, I mean, I'm one of you, right (except for the middle-aged part)?


But its not exactly the first thing I would mention :D


MerryPrankster, I would probably do the same thing. I hate parties.

Damn... I didn't make the list

Don't feel too bad. The only person in my life that knows about my online life is my husband. My friends and relatives just wouldn't get it. But if someone I was involved with didn't get it to the point that my family wouldn't get it, I'd probably have to find a new relationship. And, um, I'm only 24. Does that make me middle aged to a high-schooler? I hope I haven't reached that age yet. (No offense meant to the oldies on the board, of course. :evil: :p )

I have a crush on 2 friends. They're all mutual friends of my husband and m yself and he knows I love them. One more than the other. :Sigh: he makes me feel weak in the knees, that boy..... :p

I might have a secret crush. Or I might not. But if I told, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. If I had a secret crush, that is. If I didn't, then it would just be a lie, now, wouldn't it?

Heh...I take back what I said earlier ;)

So it was Miss 246 wasn't it?

With an eye patch like that, he's bound to go far. "Date me or I'll feed ya to the sharks! Arrrrr!"

Actually, it was 247.


And yes, the eyepatch is one of my highlights.

TEeheehee

Hmmmmm, I wonder if I could out you?????:evil:

Alright, you got me.

I secretly want to crush anything animated (including, but not limited to, that evil smilie) on these boards.

In case you haven't noticed, I have a VERY small attention span when it comes to crushes. And you've been out of sight for FAR too long, friend.

xoxoxox

Ah, how the wind doth change in the high school world. ;)

I know you were kidding when you called us middle aged...right? I mean, I'm still like, cool and stuff, right? I need validation from a guy 12 years younger than me! :p

Hey, since it's just past Valentine's Day, perhaps you should get her something belatedly. :) Good luck in love, Sean! :snap:

I forgot all about my secret zoo crush. We have annual passes to the zoo and everytime I go to this one snack bar he is there. He's definitely nerdy, but he has the cutest smile and sparkly eyes. We have witty raports about ice cream sandwiches and Icee flavors. This sunday we were at that snack bar and someone else came to the window. I was oddly embarrassed when he came out to fill the napkins and saw me in all my pregnant glory with Michael and Indi. Not that I would ever want anything to happen, but it was a funner crush before he busted me with a family. ;)

That could have gone somewhere very wrong from there...

Well there is a very burly orangutan with flappy cheeks that keeps giving me the eye...:eek:

Well, you are a librarian, so that docks off a few points....and you said "doth", so that knocks off some more....

I'm just kidding. Yeah, your cool. Your all cool. With the exception of Kevy. He's just weird. (just kidding!)




We arn't exactly "going out", per se, yet. So no presents. Yet.

With that philosophy, "yet" will never be.

I must add: our resident g-man here is a correct. There is never too soon for presents. There is a too soon for presents within a certain league, but presents are good, even when it's bringing something you learn she likes. Like a favorite beverage or something. Something you found funny. Those are the things that win big points, early on. At least IMHO.

Heh. I say "doth" and he says "will never be." Looks like love stuff brings out the lameness in both of us. ;)
"Stop screwing around! You kids screw around too much!" ~South Park

There's truth behind the stereotype. I work with some exceptionally crotchety old people. But isn't there another stereotype about really hot chick librarians? ;)

Ok, I'm going to stop talking about this with DisneyFan before I get busted by the cops. :eek:

Whoops...I knew I should have taken off that wire....


I only see her once every 2 weeks (we are on the City Council Teen Advisory Committee together, but she goes to a different school than me), so it's not like I can rush out and give her something tomorrow :D

(And you should see the ones I DIDN'T post!)

excuses, excuses.

Links?!?!?! (with disclaimers of course)

I'll let you do your own Google search for "Sexy Librarians" (with "Safe Search" off).

Besides, I am already pushing it with what I put.

Troublemaker!!!

Huh.... :D ;)

I really liked the one that you couldn't hotlink.
Do NOT click the link - copy and paste it or it won't work.
http://edifyingspectacle.org/pics/nympho-librarian.jpg

To save everyone the trouble, I downloaded it and hosted it myself:

OMG! I have actually held a copy of that book in my hands. Back in my used book store days we got several boxes of really old adult novels in. I wish I could remember the titles, they were so awesome. There were some really weird ones like "The Rapist" and "The Strangler" too, though. The covers were to die for. I wish I had bought them now. (Just for cool factor of course!) They were some of the lamist novels you could ever lay eyes on.

Got to love sexy librarians... :) Great pics, Kevy! :)
edited - forgot the color.

I love what that cover says. "with any man who asked...."

LOL Just looking back I see she is on a man not pillows!! :blush:

I think I need to look at everything twice.... :evil:

It's a not very well guarded secret that often times I crush on my best (guy) friend.

I also crush on a couple of the dads in my program....wow how their kids would kill me if they found that out!! :eek:

love at the library is the best.:snap:

I'm with you on Vin Diesel. There is something about that big hunky man with a deep voice that just makes me shiver! Yum Yum

So my longest crush has been Charlie Sheen. I love the bad boys.

As you all know, my biggest crush passed away. I pine for thee, Jerry O. :(

I was thinking of "secret crushes" this afternoon, and I have always had a little crush on Joss Whedon. To me, he is absolutely brilliant, witty and sharp. He has also kept me locking eyes with the television with Buffy The Vampire Slayer & Angel, for ages now! THANK GOD they live on in syndication (and now on DVD! I'll never stop watching! :snap: )

I really want to purchase Firefly on DVD, a series that I never got to catch the first time around. And, I just read an interview with Alyson Hannigan (Willow, Buffy The Vampire Slayer) hinting about discussion of a Buffy movie built around Spike, who just so happens to be another monster (no pun intended!) crush of mine!

Sigh. My Buffy & Angel fanzines are like Penthouse to me. (insert 25 geek smileys)

GrrrArghh! ;)

edited to add: :snap: for mistyisjafo's Buffy sig above me! Yay Buffy!

My Hobbit-reading Starbucks crush has stepped up a notch. :giggle: I love being greeted by name and drink order by Richie. :giggle: Richie :giggle: I think I love him. He's putting together an awesome basket of cups and thermoses and coffee and all sorts of goodies for my auction. :giggle: He's got my home number now. :giggle: Have I mentioned recently that he's HOT? :giggle: He is!

Last weekend I went with one of my pals to the WonderCon (a comics/fantasy convention here in San Francisco). Joss was there with 3 members of the Firefly cast - all of whom were also guests on Buffy/Angel. They were going to be doing a signing session, but in order to meet them you had to participate in a raffle (each autograph session was limited to 125 participants). I was given strict instructions by Heather, my beautiful wife, that it was mandatory for me to get Adam Baldwin's autograph. I lost the raffle, but instead won a raffle to get Christian Bale's signature. Luckily, there were some very young girls who had a winning Firefly ticket and were drooling over Christian, so a trade was made. That afternoon, I was chatting with the local Universal Pictures rep who, for reasons still unknown to me, decided to bring me "backstage" to the press room. I got to walk to the autograph room with Joss and Adam and was first on line for autographs. I returned home with a 8x10 inscribed to Heather by the three boys (Summer Glau just signed her name) and I was allowed into the house. "Secret" crush? Some secret. ;)

You know, my crushes are always on people's brains.

:snap: :snap: :snap: :snap: :snap: :snap: :snap:
Cool!! Mega major snaps for you!

Up close with Joss deserves endless snaps! :D Did you get see Nathan Fillion from Firefly? He was wicked creepy as Caleb on Buffy. :(

I'm also so excited for Serenity!

Yep. Nathan was boy #3.

I'm psyched for Serenity, too.

I'd say that's where my crushes are, too....

Brain crushing...

But not in that creepy zombie way... right?

Braaiiiins. Braaaaiiiins.
Use your brains to help us.




Delicious braaaaiiins.

sexy!

Regarding intelligence favorably reflects exceptionally perceptive individuality distinctiveness. Undoubtedly identifying intrinsic personal characteristics indicating unquestionably superior societal standing.

Moonliner's saying what we're all thinking. :snap:

In words of 3 syllables or more! TEehee

Me, too! Like my Chuck Palahniuk crush. It defies logic, but I want to lick his cranial region and make sweet love to his medulla oblongata.

If "brains" is slang for boobs, then yeah, I crush on brains too.

brains IS slang for boobs...

no. I'm not a big boobs fan.

But your husbands are....!

This is an adorable crush.

Me, too. I met the producer a ways back and he seemed very hopeful about the movie. I've heard such good things. Love, love, love Firefly. Adam Baldwin. Le sigh. Le sigh! He's just so...BIG. And he was in My Bodyguard.

And was great fun on Angel.

And, and, and. Yeah, geeker Whedon fan. I'm loving yours and Ally's posts. Adam Baldwin. Damn.

Saw Nathan Fillion when he contributed to Tom Lenk's little one man comedy act recently. He's very square looking. It kinda looked like I was watching him in widescreen. He's one of those "more attractive in photos" types, I think. But, man, he's a charmer on Firefly.

Ah, I just love that entire cast.

And now I have a crush on you. You kill me nearly every time. LMFAO.

My crushes are completely random. In high school I was wild about Wilde. His writing, his mind, and foppish pictures of his younger self.

I've even developed crushes on voices. Stood in line behind a man ordering bagels once. I couldn't see him at first because I was looking away, but his voice was making me tingle. Looked up and he was an old, old man with a beer ruddy face. But the aftershocks of his voice left me tingly. If only one could bottle a voice like a perfume.

I've crushed on sweet natures. I've crushed on people's brains (Mr Barata, my 11th grade English teacher, I'm looking at YOU!) many, many times.

Some are superficial - lust, lust, lust. Some are kismet, I could fall in love with you type crushes.

I read a book on Rasputin, and wanted to take him to the prom.

Right now I happen to be unhappily fixated on a physical ideal who seems to carry the quality of intense stillness and quiet about him - a quality I'm rather taken with, maybe because it makes me feel calmed down. He just happens to love Jesus. A lot. And his quiet stillness could easily be subdued rage, so quite possibly he's a serial killer. It would probably be easier for me to date a serial killer than a bible thumper.

A girl can dream.

I fell in love once. The real deal, I guess. The personality; his charm, humor. His brain was huge and squishy. Interest in experimental theater. He appealed to me physically with his big blue eyes, his dark brown hair with a red beard to not match, his pudgy tummy, his VERY hairy hobbit body, his laugh, and he had these HUGE soccer player calves. He was a hugely flawed person. Possessive and jealous. Capable of unkindness. He was a bit of a turncoat. He masked insecurity with arrogance, which was probably his least attractive quality. But, man, to this day, no one has ever been able to make me laugh as hard as he could make me laugh. For a short time in my life he made me happier than I've ever felt. Which was a nice experience to have. Years after we broke up, we'd speak from time to time on the phone, and he could still make me laugh just as hard.

So, first love = last love? Maybe. Maybe not. Probably not. Screw him. Heh.

But in the meantime, I like crushes. Brains in. Brains sucked out. I know what's genuine and what's not.

Well, not always. Truth be told, this bus crush has me a bit turned around and beside myself at the moment. I just don't know what to do about it.

I have many crushes on voices. Right now I'm listening to Scott Simon on NPR (be still my heart) but he's just one of many of my favorite radio voices. I'd make a list but Scott is distracting me right now...