Allergic to your man-sting?
 

OK so I randomly came across this article (it was linked to from AOL) and all I was thinking was that it had to be a joke. But the article IS hosted on webmd...

Frequent Sex Helps Cure Semen Allergy

Is this a married woman's worst nightmare or what? Yeeeeeesh! :eek:

Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure.

Is it gonna have to be a 3-way?

Sounds like a plot line on "House."

And since I support women's rights, it would of course have to be a female doctor. Only the most vile, misogynistic, sexist pigs would consider otherwise.

But the mailman only comes once a day.

Your concern for CP's health should be an inspiration to all.

My mailman only came once today! He was in such a rush though.. He almost forgot to take the package i had for him!!!

The mailman comes whenever I want him to.

That aside, if I were suffering "genital itching, burning, and swelling", you wouldn't really want to stick it in there, would you?

And I can't mojo DPR again, damn!

He's a man, of course he would. But would you want him to?

I took care of it for you :)

I took out the word married, because although relevant, not necassary.
Then answer to this rhetorical question is YES!

And having been there.... I'm glad I wasnt married to that person, and didnt need to consider the treatment.
Although it seems viable treatment, I shudder at that possibilities.

Puzzle this though.... when you have a 'reaction' how quickly do you think a doc comes to this conclusion for your allergy.

(Not very quickly)

Now, back to praising GP for his concern for CP. ;)

Maybe it'll scratch that itch.

Funny how they deal only with vaginal ejaculation. I think if I had to get my body used to it, I'd have him do it on a less sensitive area (read: not on the face! :eek: ). It doesn't have to be internal, does it?

Speaking of which........

I saw a guy today with a bumper sticker on his jacked-up truck that said "BUKKAKE THIS". Does that mean he wants a bunch of guys to cum all over his truck?

Hummm...

I think I need to find a chat room where the folks aren't quite as shy. :D

Hey, that's not a bad idea.



Not about going somewhere else. But why can't we set up a weekly LIVE LOT CHAT as a new feature? That would be RAD! (This place seems surprisingly hoppin' for a Friday Night, fer instance.)

That was, in essence, the winning home grown Super Bowl ad this year.

I want LoT chat!

There you go with more football talk.

I need another commitment like I need to know more about football.


I'm happy it's a happening night because I need this at the moment.