Zombies!
 

What is it about Zombies that creep me out, even as an adult male I get freaked out by them, am I the only one that is terrified by the undead?

I think being a zombie is my least favorite potential fate.




Even though it's a comedy, the zombies in The Return of the Living Dead scare me the most.

theres undead and then theres undead

a vampire I think would be a far superior fate than zombie. I forget, are werewolves considered undead?
not that keen on becoming any one of them really.

Actually, I've always thought it would be a hoot to play a zombie extra in a George Romero film. But actual zombies would be pretty unpleasant.

I really wouldn't want to be a zombie. That might be the worst fate of all, but then... if I became a zombie, would I care, or would I just want brrraaaaaaainnns?

Vampires seem superior in many ways, but I have to wonder how that whole eternity thing works out for them. I'd want to die at some point.

I don't think werewolves are undead. I think they're more along the lines of mutant, right? Or are they just blighted every 4 weeks?

Just like women :p

I love zombies far more than vampires, warewolves, and other monsters. I still adore a super-gory zombie flick, with blood galore. I can't say I'd want to be any one of them though, or want to be attacked by them.

Imagine if you came back as the alcoholic beverage type zombie...

I'd go with "infected" or "cursed" for werewolves. They don't really qualify as "undead". Zombies, mummies, vampires, they all have a very close relation with the trappings of death (rising form the grave, sleeping in coffins, etc), that's not really the case with lycanthropes.

See, more reasons to love the LoT.

This thread reminds me of my sig line:)

David Sedaris spent quite a bit of time talking about zombies the other night. It started because his recommended book on thie tour is The Zombie Survival Guide He even had copies for sale at his signing table. Apparently, the book is filled with every fact you'd want to know about zombies. Read it. I'm sure it will clear up all of those "urban zombie myths" you've been hearing.

Zombies are boring...all they eat is human flesh. If I were a zombie, I'd still want my chocolate fix! Ah well...maybe I could eat the CEO of Hershey's or something.

But, I wouldn't want to be those zombies from the remake of the film Dawn Of The Dead which came out 3 years ago. They run...and as a member of the undead, I would want to get as little exercise as possible to eat the brains of the living...I wouldn't want my limbs to shrivel off, after all.

The whole Devouring thing is what gets me.

We tend to be scared poopless of anything up the food chain from us, like sharks and bears (Jabberjaw and Winnie as notable exceptions).

The thought of being devoured by anything, especially something that resembles us, is very creepy.

David Sedaris was very emphatic over this zombie mischaracterization, zombies cannot run. He read us a passage from the book he recommended, detailing this.

For a quick tutorial, please see the SURVIVAL GUIDE feature on one of my favorite websites:

http://www.dawnofthedeadmovie.net/

Good call, Boss.

Max Brooks, Mel Brooks son wrote this book called World War Z. It is an oral history of a world wide Zombie infestation and how the world crumbles and society collapses.. It is so spooky and has so many references to whats going on in the world today... eeeeeekkk..

But it is a book called "The Rising" by an author named Brian Keene, that basically about a year ago after reading it, I could not sleep. It was such a disturbing Zombie book unlike I ever read before....

I just don't find zombies very frightening. They're too easy to get away from, unless you're one of those people that gets paralyzed by fright, in which case the horror genre equivalent of natural selection takes place. Vampires aren't very scary either. Well, Nosferatu was scary, but all the others are mostly sexy. Some of the scariest things I can think of are real-life things, like Ann Coulter.

The whole sexy vampire thing has always caused me to roll my eyes. If the category is horror, then what's so scary about a monster who is good looking, eternally young and fabulous in bed? The worst thing he can do to you is make you eternally young and oversexed as well. All such books should be moved into the fantasy section.

Is there a sexy zombie sub-genre?

Zombies are usually slow and clumsy, it would be better to get away from them in an open space, (street, avenue, parking lot) So hiding in a building, closed space can possibly trap you inside and the "Z's" will multiply and barracade you in.

However, the only zombies that can run are the one's with the rage virus...

The only zombie movie that truly scared me was The Serpent and the Rainbow.

I see zombies as the least threat. pop a cap in his cranium and hes toast. vampires and lycans...you need all this specialized stuff to knock one off. wooden stakes, silver bullets, holy water.....sunlight. feh.

just give me a good ol cricket bat and stand back. (I cant believe this thread has gotten this far and no one has made a Shaun of the Dead reference yet.)

I thought the Shaun of the Dead reference was a given. You know, inside all of us.

At least it was for me. ;)

Same here. I was going to mention SotD, especially in relation to the "zombies are slow" discussion, but it somehow seemed implied.

I don't think I've ever been afraid of Rob Argent or Colin Blunstone.

eh, fair enough.
I stand corrected.

How come no one ever sits corrected or kneels corrected.

Oh, I kneel corrected quite often.

Hmm, I venture to guess that zombies are interesting to the type of person who has seen at least a few zombie flicks, and is probably more interesting to someone who's seen SotD.

Which reminds me... I have yet to see Hot Fuzz. Damn!

My favorite zombie movie ever is Peter Jackson's Dead Alive!

Absolutely over the top disgusting, hilariousness.

(Oh yeah, wanna have some fun? Serve your friends custard, then watch this film :) )

In Night of the Comet, zombies go to the mall.

Did anybody get my Rob Argent reference?

Or is everybody ignoring me?

Do you mean Rod Argent, from The Zombies and Argent?

Damnit.

It is tough being the same person when one of you is smarter than the other. ;)

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say "one of you is less dumb than the other"?

Just in case you like playing with zombies! You can just pull them out and use them.... hey you could even eat em....

Hey - I actually HAVE that Zombies board game.

Its so heartwarming to know that zombies can actually bring some happiness and joy to someone for hours...

http://addictinggames.com/thelaststand.html

Not bad for a crappy web game.

Night of the comet does rule.. the zombies werent that scary though...

Zombie Claus...