German squirrel on a rampage injures 3 people
 

72-year-retiree dispatches rowdy rodent with a crutch


Really no need to read the article - the headline pretty much covers it.

That's one wrathful squirrel!:eek:

I suppose I'm too old to have a chance at also being a 72-year-retiree. But I'm going to quit work tomorrow just in case.

That's how the birds started - one feisty pigeon...

Well, that statement would make me feel better if I were bitten! How about you?

I want to know how they determined the Squirrel's nationality

Who else in Europe goes around attacking people for no good reason?

It could have been an ileagle Serbian immigrant squirrel

I bet it was a Russian Spy. Or maybe a Russian Spambot that keeping trying to join LoT.

You know, I'm suspecting the Poles as well...

Silly people. That squirrel is obviously Turkish.

Ha ha. That German Squirrel is no match for my Boston Ninja Squirrel of Death. There's a thread about it here somewhere...
:D

Or my Kings Canyon Squirrel-who-thinks-he's-a-bear.

You'd be pretty angry too if people kept telling you they can't distinguish your love making from disease.

From the looks of that picture, I'd say the squirrel was from Rio Linda, California.



/Northern California regional humor

Poor squirrel!

Yeah, it's a shame the squirrel died that way, but I feel more sorry for the innocent people that the raging squirl attaked for no reason.