Gay O Meter
 

Interesting, according to the Gay O Meter I am 43% percent gay. "Right in the middle. A happy & well adjusted hetero man." I knew it!

Thank you Gay O Meter!

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsi...gayometer.html

60% gay -- "Right down the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!"

:snap:

I probably got there with my automotive knowledge...

I'm 53% gay. :snap: In the middle and well-adjusted. Good to know.

Claire's chasing me!!

hahaha.....hey, Erica, wanna look at some of my lesbian porn? :evil: Bring your leather pants, lubricants, flowers, and we'll change your oil.

WOOHOO!!

Sounds like a party to me, babe!

Well, yeah. Since you're 60% gay!! :snap:

Hahahaha

I'm apparently 60% gay and Matthew is 50% gay. Quite the shocking result.

Hey I am 46% gay!!!

My life is now completete!!! Does that mean I can come out to my family...

Mom... I am 46% gay. I still like men but deep down I enjoy women. As friends.

"Gn2Dlnd is 40% gay!
You might act straight mate, but I bet your mother always knew you'd grow up to be a gay guy!"

In bed.

53% Gay

I never test well

in bed

I thought I'd be 100% - guess I'd better go out and buy some Facial Cleanser. :rolleyes:

26% gay.

I'm probably too straight to be posting on LoT. It ain't easy being a manly man.

36% and i guarantee you it had to do with the facial cleanser.... damn stuff the wife buys

33% gay.

"Losen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto."

Hey, I've been dieting and exercising trying to get rid of my soft edges as it is!

I'm only 33%!
I was sure it'd be higher!

I'm a straight laced gal that occasionlly lets her butch side peek through.

man... I was soo... sure.

53% - Happy, well adjusted, and hetero

33% gay here "straight laced girllie girl with just a hint of butch popping out" :cheers:

Like Ponine and Dsnylndmom, I am 33% gay.:D

So the three of you together would be 99% gay? Sounds like it's time for "LoT: The Movie". :evil:

How can the Park Inn SinDig be all that sinful if you ladies are all so straight?? :evil: Damn.

It's all an illusion, pay no attention to the (wo)man behind the curtain!

56% gay!

"You're very open-minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets!"

If Claire is chasing Erica, I'm beating her to it. :cool:

So does using lube in bed mean you're gayer or straighter? :confused:

Female + Lube = Straight

Male + Lube = Gay

Hahahaha!!!!

But which is gayer, going to their place or coming back to mine?

Either way, Greg.....is gay.....if you're both men. :evil:

Ok, I knew the second part, but there are plenty of reasons why a gay female couple would use lube. So there. :p But yeah, I do see the point.

lol. I suppose that would account for my low gayosity score. The lack of man-sex.

I think he's talking about the two lesbians...

How dare he call us lesbians! ;)

"Joycie is 40% gay!!!

How does a straight acting girl ever manage to get a date???
Any more girlie and you'd have to be straight!!"

I have to say, I loved the Elvis question. I never quite thought of it in that way....

Well it sounds like, either way you ride the pony, that Sindig is gonna rock! :snap:

Uh-oh.

Crystal scored out at 53% gay and she's super-bi. Party on, CP. :snap:

:p







:cheers:

Heh, I think that may be more the case for male fantasy based lesbians than actual lesbians. At least that's what the lesbians I know have led me to believe.

Reminds me of the time I was at the horse races with a lesbian friend of mine when this fine woman walked by and my friend said, "Damn! She's lucky I don't have my dick on."

Please tell me how to explain to my four year old why I'm laughing my ass off right now....:eek: :D

80% Gay, baby!

You can all bow to this queen.

:D

:snap: :snap: 2 snaps up.

"When a mommy loves another mommy..."

Hahaha!!!!

What's funny is that I've had a LOT of talks with her about same-sex relationships and marriage (she keeps saying that girls can only marry boys, and I disagree), but she's turning into a preschool Ann Coulter.

Kids. :rolleyes:

Uhoh, we may have to hose scaeagles down if he ever catches wind of that phrase... :evil:

I know. I'm so ashamed. Where did I go wrong???

Thanks alot SacTown, now I'm wiping coffee off my monitor! :D

Ah, yeah, I know it sure looked funny when my friend and I went to Palm Springs and came back all butch. LOL Well, we were trying to be biker chickies but I think since we were just two women....well, you get the picture.

Okay, how do you explain to your 7 year old son that mommy can not have a boy friend??? {or at least one he knows about... ;) Kidding!}

My son told me to get a boyfriend when my husband was working way too long hours and I was always alone...He actually told me where I should go look! 'Yeah, that's a good place to find a boyfriend for you, mom!'

Will do. :cheers: I am a librarian, after all. ;)

I can't believe I took that gay test here at the elementary school. :eek:

Ah, the ol' BBC Channel 4! I turned out to be 53% gay, and Tom is 50% (I made him do this "utter rubbish of a quiz.") So I guess that makes me the slightly gayer one, i.e., the wife.

Sigh. Pass the lube please.

60% Gay

dammit

Lisa is 46% Gay

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!


I coulda told you that! After as many years and I've been around! Sheesh! ;)

Should I admit this sounds like the most normal statement to me?


I guess I just did.:eek:

46% gay here and well adjusted:D

I'm 53% gay. Funny, Could have sworn I was 52.5%, but who am I to argue with the quiz?

Yeah, well, guess where I took it...


I'm 33% gay. I'm kinda dissappointed, I always thought of myself as way more butch than that.

Hummm, I came in at 16%. Almost makes me wonder if I'm supressing something...

How dare you privately reference homosexuality in relative proximity to minors. Someone could think something.

Hmmm.. What I haven't been able to figure out yet is how/why some people were told they were gay at lower percentages than even I had, a well-adjusted hetero babe?

Anyhow...

Claiiiiiiree? Could you pick up the lube on the way home?

Has she been spending time with your dad?


My kids are all for gay marriage. I think they've been planning one for me and MickeyLumbo behind my back.

You know, sometimes you have to be careful how much you try to impress upon your child. This can go for musically, politically, whatever. It can go several ways with how kids come up with their views, but I can't even begin to tell you how many people I know that hold opposite opinions from their parents.

Of course, there are those that are the same, and those like me, who became apathetic to the whole political discourse.

My sisters liked crappy music until I backed off from trying to play jazz and other eclectica off the pop charts all the time. Now they are enjoying it, and even know the tunes.

What I was :eek: about was the images they used. Hehe.

How did she steal your heart away? It's because she posted faster than I did, isn't it? I'd have been there for you, but some of us have to work, you know! :rolleyes: It doesn't mean you're not in my thoughts!

One day when you realize that 53% just isn't good enough for you, this 56%er will be waiting for you. ;)

:cheers:

Now wondering if I'm willing to fight Claire off, she's a tiger...

Back off my woman....this 53%er is one sexually well adjusted hetero who can please please please Erica til she's weak in the knees......

Oh. Except I put that I liked to receive more than give. Oops. That's probably why you're the 56%er and I'm not. :p You win!

I think Ally slapped you back into submission. ;)

*slings Erica over my shoulder*

Are you calling me whipped??? :eek: :p

Does this count as a public fight? Are we more gay now??? :confused:

40%
"You're a straight-laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out"

Popping out? Like Janet Jackson popping out?

Merry is 36% Gay!

"How does a straight acting girl ever manage to get a date? Any more girlie and you'd have to be straight!"

Belle is 30% gay.

obviously, an anomaly.


MickeyLumbo is 53% gay!


:rolleyes: considering that, you are more likely 73% gay... God's gift to men!:birdy:

in bed.

THE funniest quote of the week!:snap:

hahahahahaaaa!!! :D

Keep fighting girls.. :D

you'll make a lovely bride, dear.;)

I'd be happy to perform the ceremony. I am pope, ya know.

Isn't this ironic? I can't access the site...

And I have the proof!

Pope performs gay marriage on Matterhorn following emergency tracheotomy.
Film at Eleven.
:gnome:

sphincter lock

Ya know, I think I'm going to just leave that alone, tempting as it might be to respond. :)

chicken:confused:

Well..... Tastes like, anyway... :p


...and will you girls quit it with the lesbian tease stuff - you're going to have Cemeinke & STC & Kevy Baby buying new keyboards !! ;) :D :evil:

Obviously you have gender confusion issues, biyatch.

No, no.....continue what you are doing. Ignore the man lurking in the bushes outside your window.

I didn't know you could type so well with one hand. :evil:
You are such a player! How'd I ever get wrapped up in a tease like you? You'll have to choose, babe.

Or perhaps all three of us could hang out...

I am only a ordained minister...


really

66% gay here. And after 15+ years of practice too! Bad, bad Chernabog.

Though of course, there weren't any "can you deep throat a chocolate covered banana (with nuts) at Disneyland" questions. Hmmmm. I sense this quiz wasn't written by a homo.

36% ... I thought I was more "sensitive"...

Me? A player.... no......


Hmmm

:evil:

Read as:

Ah yes, my father who protesteth too much.....:evil:

Erica, my new girlfriend, I'll see YOU in July. :eek: ;) Bring your cameras, boys. It will be HOT. Being July and all.....at Disneyland.

^^^That's going to be one hell of a SINdig at your hotel!!! Did you send out an invite to Paris Hilton? :evil:

Aw, I'm late to the party. Oh well, turns out I'm 53% gay: Right in the middle. A happy & well adjusted hetero babe. I actually didn't know WHAT I'd score! :D

Hahaha, I called her to invite her and to share details about Erica's pubic region tattoo....then her phone got hacked and my number was on the internet!! What a pain! I've got Eminem and Christina Aguilera calling me at all hours of the day wanting details about the SINdig!! :evil:

*sigh* Me too. :rolleyes:

Yeah, it's been non-stop harassment from Carson...

There's no way I'm gayer than SzczerbiakManiac. Hissss heelssss are higher than mine. It'ssss impossssible.
:D

I can't truly be the gayest one. (Ignore the Cher avatar...)

Oh, that's right, we haven't seen Dusty's results yet...
:birdy:

Yeah, where is the Dust-o-meter??

He's abroad. And by that, I mean that he's overseas....not a broad. :evil:

30% Gay and said something women liking soft edges to grab onto. (In bed)

Already got those.

Hey! Quit looking.

I'm working on em!

BarTopDancer is 46% gay.

Congratulations! You've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero babe!

I'm, like, the gayest straight girl around these boards, aren't I?

I really think it's the automotive stuff...

Plus the fact that I couldn't care less about shaving my head...

I think I got 46%.

I've shaved my head. I highly recommend it--you can wash your hair with a bar of soap!!!!

Does stealing another guy's jokes make one more gay or less?

Yes. More or less.

More, I'd say ;)

46% gay.

LOFreakin'L!!! :snap:

My results:

Perfect!

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