Alive and Well
 

Despite rumors to the contrary ...


Hot Canoe Boys are alive and well at the Disneyland Resort







That Is All.




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Hey, he was NOT THERE when we Twained by a few weeks ago. Good eye, good eye!

Not nearly broad-shouldered enough for me ;)

He's young, give him some time.

Welcome summer. That was the joy of the Disney College Program. Got you young , easy on the eyes canoe boys.

That can't be all; I want to see the bottom half.

I was just talking about Canoe boys the other day!! My boyfriend was teasing me over the fact that I dated Canoe Boys when I worked at Disneyland (to be fair, I dated Big Thunder Cowboys & Jungle Cruise Skippers, too. I'm all equal-oppurtunity like that.;) )

He was like, "what, did you date somebody in every land????"

The answer is NO. I never dated anybody in Tomorrowland. (and by date I mean date- not "knock boots", pervs & pervettes!) ;)

Naked.

I mean, if we're going to be judging suitability and all that.

I was exclusive to jungle cruise skippers and zoo crew myself. ;)
But my next door neighbors were 4 canoe boys. Made hanging out in the jacuzzi a nice experience.

So you have knocked boots with someone Tomorrowland?

what? no canoe girls?

Here's what I say:
Boo to the canoe girls.
AND
Boo to the boy CMs on Storybookland Canal Boats.
:)

Just a personal preference. Call me sexist.
:D

you say pig like its a bad thing. ;)

remember, we have an entire thread about bacon worship :cool:

Public Mojo. Sexist, perhaps, but it's a frelling SHOW and these are CAST MEMBERS. Boys riding sidesaddle on storybookland canal boats are beyond faggy, and not entertaining anyone.

Girls NEVER (well, practically never) paddled canoes in the Western Frontier. Geebus, these are the worst examples of political incorrectness at Disneyland attractions.



(oh, and I'll try to post the "bottom" half of Hot Canoe Boy later. Alas, neither naked nor one of a quad jacuzzi invasion. I'm not even sure the costume allows for the revelation of much package. But that's all part of the suitability of Hot Canoe Boy in my personal below decks, and nothing to do with his suitability to paddle canoes ... which the photo reveals he is quite capable of. Not only that, the last of a dying breed of Hot Canoe Boys. He's the lone cutie I've seen there in a long, long time.)

Sexist

Hear hear!!!

/sigh

so much for my dreams of an adventurous outdoors girl with a paddle....


erm...I mean an oar. yeah...thats it, an oar. :blush:

Jack: have you tried Storybookland? You sit down in the boat, they sit up on the "house" of the boat.

Just sayin'...

...I'm entertained...:blush:

but I have to admit I'm more entertained, well, okay, titilated by the canoe boys...;)

By the way, I saw said canoe boy. His eyes were mesmerizing.
:)

That's good, because in the above picture they look like they've been permanently sewn closed.

no, not since....forever. that and when last I did...well, lets just say it would have been bad form to ogle (sp) the ships matron (not to mention dangerous to my personal well being)

dunno. I would feel terribly awkward riding that ride with eye candy in my mind.

Just wait until you hear what Aladin and Jasmine have been up to on that ride...

please....dont tell me. there are no cold showers here at my work :(

As promised, here's the full package. Alas, no package visible. And that stupid, backwards buttpack(age) is so fugly anachronistic (and they were all wearing them ... but I'll only let the cutie get away with it).


His eyes are not sewn shut, but are an icy and mesmerizing blue that cannot be allowed to glare full force, lest his medusa-effect cause drowning or worse.


Sorry that we caught him squinting on a shot taken from a moving steamship. :rolleyes: