Moose farts harming the environment
 

What to do about the Scandanavian Moose?

Develop a hybrid grass derived from Beano

A moose once bit my sister...

I had a friend from Alaska who had a moose come into his house. Stopped in a hallway, too afraid to go forward. It would kick anyone who came behind it. They had to knock out a couple of walls so it would go out of the house.

Damned moose are a threat to society I tell you!

Nonsense, all you need is a flying squirel to be his companion and you've got a hit show on your hands

I need to come up with some ridiculous idea so I can get a couple million $ in gov money to study it.

now entertaining ideas

Im thinking something along the lines of a lack of sunlight actually contributing to decreased visibility at night

I would like to study the adverse effects of dihydrogen oxide, a chemical so deadly it can kill someone in a matter of seconds, and is particular dangerous to children.

it simply must be eliminated from the environment!!!

think of the children!!!
:rolleyes:

No, really! She was......

I'd better stop. NA will kick my virtual ass.:D

I owes ya mojo, Pru.


Edited to ask: Do llamas harm the environment? Just curious.

Yawn.

Shouldn't this be in Parking Lot? Daily Grind?

They should hook the moose asses up to these.

Moose Fart. Isn't that a town in Minnesota?

Pull my antler...

Maybe you're confusing it with the drink.

Sounds like a good drink.
:)

Moose Farts aren't quite gross enough for the Parking Lot, and so far as I can tell the moose* haven't come out for either the Republican or Democratic parties, so no Grinding necessary.......yet. NA might move it to the PL if she catches the references Pru and I made, though.

:evil:


*(I'm sure if they did declare it would be for the Dems, of course.);)

I saw moose but in the window once (as mentioned in another thread).

I need to stop by the ParkingLot more.....

I thought Moose was the Independant Party Mascot anyway.

No, I think they'd be republicans. The dems would try to tax them for every fart because of the harm they were causing.

A great idea - a fart tax! No one likes farts, so why not tax each one to try to limit them?

Wisconsin.

Oops. I meant Moose BUTT. Sorry. :rolleyes:

Bull Moose party.

Whenever they talk about cow emissions (or moose emissions) I wonder about human emissions. If people are harming the environment just by having natural body functions, then I give up.

I can understand some concern over cows because we farm them to unnaturally high numbers. But wild moose in Scandanavia? Come on, people.

Is the problem just with the Moose Lodge? How about the Elks Lodge? Are the Masons gaseous?

Dihydrogen Monoxide is also the key ingredient in acid rain! Read more about it here.

Wouldn't the plural of moose be meese?

Are there really that many moose out there to cause this sort of thing?
Wow! :)

Maybe we should be worrying about the moose to the north of us in Canada, eh?!

Yes. All that LaBatts make them very gassy.

LaBatts would make me gassy :eek:

My thoughts exactly. One cow gasous eruption is equivalent to ten humans' on thier worst days, most likely. Mainly because grassy goods are harder to digest. I'm sure there are many more beef anus than moose butts in the world. But let's not even talk about elephants! Wowa! :eek:

And up in da Nort' Woods, we're talking industrial-sized ruminants ...

I know corn is real hard to digest. I've seen people fish with it, and my grandad said never to do that because if the fish bite, and get away, they will die because they can't digest or pass it. Also, I read that a large portion of the solids in the bottom of sewer pipes is corn. Corn that has gone through human intestins intact! :eek:

Next up, "CORN- nutrition, or decoration"......

Ever find yourself in the bathroom wondering: "When did I eat corn? I don't remember eating corn..."





Because, that never happens to me. Ever.

No, but I'll burp and think "strange, I don't recall eating that!"

Nor I. Ever

Nope... don't experience that either.

Hey, where IS SzczerbiacManiac anyway?

Sometimes I look into the toilet after I'm done and think, "Wow. Look at all that. I'm proud of myself."

:D

Have you ever taken a photo of it and titled it "Magic Poopie"?

Never done that. But if any of it is sticking out from the water, I call it a Loch Ness Poopie.

:D

I sometimes look and wonder how THAT thing just came out of THAT orifice.

My most common thought is, "Wow! No wonder i was so uncomfortable!"

I honestly think this is the most interesting thread we've every had.

You are also on record for being inordinately proud of your farts.

If you do take a photo, just send it to ratemypoo.com (NSFW)

My most common thought is "how could my intestine be that long?".

I am. Make no mistake about it, I am.
:D

You're the only person I know who actually nicknames his emissions, GC.:cheers:

When I read this statement, I thought of GC, and that ten might not be the correct number in his case. :blush:

This conversation has turned to sh!t.

Yeah, it is kinda crappy

I think this may be the appropriate time to post this for those that have not seen it:

The Farting Preacher II

Talk about air pollution!

However, Tilton seems to be able to get most of these off the internet due to "copyright infringement". I guess he wants to keep all his farts to himself.....