Miss Teen South Carolina: What the HELL are you talking baout?
 

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My daughter was watching this last night, and I was half listening while at the computer. I thought she sounded really dumb, but that goes beyond what I thought I heard.

I don't watch the pagents but tell me that child did NOT win?

I especially love how every time she referred to the country where Saddam Hussein used to rule, she called it "the Iraq".

And where the heck did South Africa come into the picture?

I couldn't watch it all, too painful.

Probably Oprah.


This chick defines 'vacuous'.


That reminds me:

A blond goes into a library, walks up to the front desk and says "I'd like a cheeseburger, large fry and medium diet Coke".

The librarian leans forward and gently informs her "This is a library, dear"

The blond replies "Oh, I'm sorry!" Then, she leans in close to the librarian and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, large fry........"

:D

Hey! I'm blond!!!

And I'm still waiting for my order.....

Kinda makes you wonder, the ones with the looks AND would join that type of lifestyle of pagentry...well let's just say they can be the stereotypes at times. Not to say there aren't exceptions, I'm sure there are. But golly gee, this one fits the bill!

And I'd still like to see world peace, BTW.

What's wrong with that answer? This was the Miss Sh**-for-brains pageant, wasn't it?

Back in 1991, one of my law school friends, a burnt out violinist, was going out with a Curtis Institute trained opera singer. On a whim, she entered Miss Chicago and won. On to Miss Illinois, where she won. On to Miss America, where her "issue" was AIDS, and she was the National Enquirer pick to win (and they're hardly ever wrong). She did not win. The rather limited Miss Hawaii won. Her "issue," apparently, was the Donald. My friend, who attended, said that Donald was seen giving the thumbs up sign to the judges. The next year, Miss Florida, whose issue was AIDS, won.

Oh. Wow.

As much as I despise the whole concept of pageants, I do happen to know the new Miss Teen America (different pageant). We are good friends with their family, and my wife was her 6th grade teacher several years ago now.

Brittany Brannon. Super smart. Beautiful. Talented. On academic scholarship to Pepperdine. Here's a link -

Miss Teen America

Yay! An exception. And an exceptional young lady.

They great thing about said pagents, is that it gives the winner a way to fund college, start a business, or get a leg up in a career. It can be helpfull.

You just have to hope Donald isn't rutting for your competition, or that it is in any way fixed. And doubts abound on that subject, now don't they.

I had to listen to it twice and I still don't understand what she was saying. Me thinks she doesn't either.

Well, there is a transcript below, though not completely accurate.

Typo or clever pun?

Typo, I'm not that clever. I meant rooting. ;)

I think rutting a teen may be illegal.......

I saw that video elsewhere yesterday and immediately thought "wow... just wow..."

I used to have to keep a journal in one of my creative writing courses. We had to write in it everyday. One of the things the professor told me was when you didn't know what to write, just write whatever came to mind. Even if it's gibberish. Maybe that's what she was doing verbally. :D

I was watching the Today show earlier (wow, free-time is amazing!) and they had her on it. The competition was on Friday, I guess... and she said she just froze up. Seeing her on the show this morning - she didn't sound like the stupid girl I saw on the video. She gave the response she wished she'd given, which was still a little on the juvenile side for my tastes, though it was safe and much more intelligently put.

Oh, and she came in 4th for the competition.

Asked and answered, bitches. What's the problem?

Mo Rocca is holding a contest on his blog:

It's the Miss South Carolina Word Scamble.

And she's right....the Iraqi people deserve no less than to have their great country referred to as 'The Iraq'. Anyone who disagrees obviously hates freedom.

Also, is she 18 yet?

Do you need a countdown clock like I have in my signature?

Leno had it (the clip not her) on last night.

She was on The Today Show this morning and clarified her answer. Apparently, the conflicting vibes coming off of host Mario Lopez confused her.

Are you implying that Miss Teen South Carolina has a penis?

Or does Mario Lopes have a VaJayJay?

Thinking about his manjayjay has me t-minus real close to blast off!

:eek: :eek: :D

TMI!!!!!!!!!!!












Is there such a thing as TMI on the LoT?