On a Wing and a Prayer
 

The Vatican started an airlines today.

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Now they have real flying nuns.

Ba dum ching!

Instead of commuter flights, they could have communion flights.

Ba dum ching!

No need to guess who the co-pilot is!

Ba dum ching!

:D





I have more.

See, I wondered why that plane I saw landing the other day had a bullet proof bubble sticking out above the cockpit.

On Vatican Air, you don't sit, you kneel!

Ba dum ching!

:D

Don't order the supper, it could be your last.

Ba dum ching!

On vacation, flying with Vatican Air is no fun because they make you come back in three days.

Ba dum ching!

:D

On Vatican Air, the planes don't take off, they ascend.

Ba dum ching!

I'm writing these down for my dad. He'll get a kick out of them. I'm going to dare him to use them during one of his sermons. :D

Vatican Air, God only knows if your flight will make it

Somebody stop him before he kills again

I tried to mojo him to (Gemini Cricket, not the Pope), but I can't.


Will someone please remind me why the mojo system doesn't reset after a certain time interval?

Don't order water while on board unless you want a wet forehead!

Ba dum ching!

I believe it is not by TIME but by PERSON - you can't mojo an individual again until after you have mojo'd X number of persons.

The kinder gentler safety spiel would include "In the event of a mass baptismal, you seat cushion can be used as a flotation device."

The seatbelts connect to make a cross. The only downfall is that one of them is vertical across your face.

Ba dum ching!
:D

And . . . kids fly free!

The only Original Sin is our low, low prices!

Fly Vatican Air, Sister, make it a habit.
:D

And because of our extensive network of collaborations, you can earn miles on Nazi Air, too, and while staying at our newly refurbished Auschwitz Microtel.

Vatican Air: Fly Like a Cardinal!
:D

Vatican Air: The only thing that isn't hol(e)y is our fuselage.
:D

I found the answer here, but in searching I found that you previously answered your own question :D

Ok, well, every once in a while then, I will be giving EVERYONE on the board free mojo, so that I can force a reset. It would not be fair to pick 7 random people for this (and the choosing would be difficult), so I'm going to mojo every regular member. And I'm going to make a habit of it. Because when I want to mojo someone, I don't want the mojo system telling me who else I must mojo before I'm allowed to offer such praise to whomever I think deserves it.


(Sorry for the derail ... or does that only apply to Vatican train lines?)

Hmm, apparently there's also a daily mojo-giving limit (which appears to be quite generous).


I think future resets will involve me giving mojo to the last 7 persons posting in the "Soooo" thread at any given time.

I love free mojo

Get used to it, bub.

My dad said that these jokes were funny and that he was going to use some in his next sermon.
lol! :D

Do the stewardesses walk on water?

:snap: mojo for your Dad!

And I am going to send these to a friend of mine who will send them to her pastor, he'll love them!

Only in the event of a walk on water landing.
:D

Can one join the 700 Mile High Club?

Does Pontius Pilate fly a plane?

Put a man on a plane and he flies for a day. Teach a man how to earn frequent flyer miles and he flies for an eternity.

"In case of water landing, your Savior can be used as a flotation device."

Is it a water landing or a large scale Baptism?

Vatican Air: Join our Mile High Club (males aged 15 and under only, please).

Vatican Air: Don't worry, that's just he blood of Christ your pilot's drinking.

Peter Griffin: Woah! Is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes.
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day, huh?