Porn For Women (Work Safe)
 

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http://www.allowe.com/Humor/femalePorn.htm

I feel so dirty.:blush:

Very funny.

I do most of that, except for asking for directions.

I don't watch football (or any other major team sports), and I like crafts fairs, so, guess I feel sexy.

Too bad the guys weren't more my type visually. Their actions were pretty hot though. :D

Aw, those are cute.

If only the Hubster could do these things with that same smile and not mumbling things under his breath, he just might make this list.

Chicks lie!
 

Okay, short rant coming....

This is largely me. I don't watch sports, love outdoor craft and art shows, I cook, I keep a clean house, loved taking care of a newborn, and always put the seat down even though I live alone! Do you know what that gets you?

You're the guy women come to to complain about their a-hole boyfriends!

you can't win

ron

Then you are clearly dating the wrong women, 'cause I know a whole bunch of gals that would think you were the bees' knees!

Dating? Like I even get that far....

Seriously-- you're barking up the wrong trees if the women you're interested in are interested only in jerks. I remember being hugely frustrated when I was younger, when men I had crushes on would say "all women are only interested in a-holes"-- no, just the a-holes that YOU'RE interested in.

Might I suggest an online dating site? It is how I met my lovely husband. I pounced on him when I discovered he was kind, sensitive and interested in fun things like art, history, travel, silent movies and Stephen Sondheim musicals (AND was straight.)

Dude! That's exactly (well, except for taking care of a newborn bit) what I went through - until I met my wonderful Rose.

Okay, I'll fess up. I actually know two single women. Two. One is way out of my league and the other has made it quite clear that I'm the example to her ex-husband that she can be "just friends" with a man.

And if you remember the history of my marriage, you might say I have mega-baggage regarding online hookups.

But when did this thread become about me?

LOL Her example of how men and women can be friends? Well, sorry, but that can suck. But, really, that means she is cool 'cause she can keep the two seperated. All important, if you ask me.

And, the one you say is out of your league? Only if you say so, honey.

Believe it or not, at one time, I thought Rose was out of my league.

I believe it. :p

I think she still is.

Let's just say that, when she's ready to start dating (she's "newly single"), she'll have way better options than me.

as it was said to me when I ,word for word, said that same "league" thing about someone I met

"thats for her to decide...and until you approach her, she'll never get the chance to decide"

just sayin

;)

What he said.....look around you. Don't you see people all of the time that you think, Wow, that is an interesting pair....and, give her more credit to appreciate your qualities that you aren't giving yourself credit for.

But, that newly single part. What is up with your friends both being newly single??? Is it something in the water or what?

OMG. That was quite good for me. Thank you.

Now, back to the real world...

;)

Most of the people I know who are single but profess to be looking make one of the following two mistakes:

1) completely discounting someone they get along well with, love being with, consider their "best friend", with whom they have so much fun and so much in common and the person makes them feel great about themselves -- all because the person doesn't measure up to some preconceived notion of what they need/deserve in a mate. (true example: my friend who is nearing 40 and wants a guy older than her, never married, no kids, likes cats, who has all his hair, and who has the body of an underwear model. I mean seriously - if that's what you want, then fine, but don't whine to me about how you don't have any dates....)

2) completely discounting someone they feel exceeds their preconceived notion of what they need/deserve in a mate because obviously that person will want nothing to do with them, and thus denying someone who is not impeded by mistake 1 from having a happy pairing.

Actually, one's been divorced for five years, the other just this year.


ron

Oh. :D I was sort of kidding....;)

I am wondering if they may think you are out of their league? This can happen. People go round and round.

Hey, you've seen 'Friends'. :D :coffee:

Pru, you are oh so wise!

On #1, my best friends, for some reason, have always been women. I currently count among my closest friends three women who are intelligent, talented, beautiful women I would be thrilled to be with, but their husbands seem to object.

#2, I'll have to think about. My one relationship since being on my own taught me to doubt the mental stability of any woman who is attracted to me.

Oh, and MW, you're so funny. I can gaurantee that's not the case.

Why?

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Okay, so I completely misread one part of Pru's post: