Design-A-Vagina
 

While checking my horoscope on Yahoo (I needed a momentary escape), I saw this headline:

Design-A-Vagina

Is it just me, or is that just stupidly funny?

As long as they don't start selling those at Build A Bear Workshops.

:snap: Well said, CoasterMatt.

Owie.

I'm pretty happy with the one I have, thank you very much!

As am I

I dont even HAVE one and that made me wince

:eek:

So, where does the collagen go when it "drifts"?

ok, thats it. man I am soo out of this thread

I believe that's called the angry inch

I'm glad MY windows aren't open! :)

I'd hate to be the husband who gets dragged to the G-spot amplification consultation.



Say doc, can you make it big enough for Romeo here to find? Maybe make it visible from space.

Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty, HERE'S YOUR CROWN!

See, Lohan's just been building up a portfolio to apply for a new modeling job.

Do they have Design-A-Dick? Those sexist pigs.....

I thought this was gonna be a story about the Fleshlight (NSFW!)

Now it can have fur around it! :evil:

OMG OMG OMG

I actually watched the video.

I need a shower-

Why the HELL would a guy be humpin that thing when the girl is like 5 inches away???


WTH???

I am so kicking you for that when I see you again. :p

I'm not sure why I even clicked on this thread, but sure as hell ain't clicking on that link! ;)

I look forward to such a well deserved kick :D

I didn't click CM's link, but I am so laughing right now. In fact, my sides hurt.

For the record, no need, I have other things to do with money that are much more fun and less painful!

...and when R comes home I am exposing him to it and sharing the mind poison.


ugh ugh ugh ugh.....and I read the testimonials too....*shudder*

What does it say about me that I already knew about that product and didn't need to click the link to know what it looked like?

You're a fine, upstanding woman of the world.

I would totally do that.







What?

Oh, but those are total comedy gold!! :D

I'd be more impressed if this contraption doubled as a real flashlight. It'd make for some fun while camping - "OMG! There's a giant anus about to swallow our tent!" :evil:

Got a new one for ya'll-

Clone-a-Willy

ROTFLMAO!!!

I wanna do one in chocolate!

BEWARE: this is an adult site.

Funny stuff, though those have been around for years.

I thought I linked to that and we discussed it like 2 years ago.... but if I do a search for "vagina" I hesitate to think what will pop up.

(obviously, nothing in my pants)

I'm confused: why would you search for "vagina" if you were trying to find "Clone-A-Willy"?

No no I meant for the vajayjay thing.

Ah...

FWIW, this thread actually started back in September of last year.

Maybe this is the thread, and I am confusified. ;) I coulda sworn we had a plastic surgery thread tho.... oh well. It isn't like it matters.

Do straight men/lesbians think of "the perfect vagina" in the same way that gay men/str8 women think of "the perfect dick"? I just thought that all vaginas sort of looked the same, but then again I don't meet a wide range.

Oh there is definitely a variety in vag.

And each one is unique. As long as it isn't diseased or something, I don't think one could really have a bad "downstairs" (as the RAC refers to it).

"Bad" no. But I find I have a definite aesthetic preference for some over others.

ETA: I take that back. I haven't encountered one in person, but I've seen enough porn to know that a cooter doesn't have to be diseased to look like I don't want to be anywhere near it.

Strictly for scientific purposes of course!

Don't worry, it comes (pardon the pun) in "Nondescript" and "Backdoor" models as well.


...I'm just glad I was able to bring mine back into Australia Duty Free last year.... ;) :D

Wait, lashbear picked up a duty-free vagina???

That confuses me on more levels than I care to express.

er, the winky ;) was meant to indicate that I really might not be in the market for one, actually.......

On the other hand, confusion is a fun thing. I laugh. Ha hah !! :cheers:

I thought Aussies "guffaw" or "chortle" or "get the kangaroo jumpsie-wumpsies" or some such Aussie frivolity ;) But "laugh"? Well, you learn something every day!

we also snicker.

MMMmmmmm.... Snickers.