"This is just a test..."
 

for anyone in the area tomorrow night, do not be alarmed. The DLR and mutual aid agencies, will be conducting an emergency/disaster DRILL in DCA, after hours. This may be visible to those at the Main Entrance, DTD, Paradise Pier Hotel and the surrounding perimeter streets.

It is only a TEST.

It's a test to see what the park would be like with activity......


:D

Have they studied for this test?

What if it comes out positive?

And, if it does, how would it affect DCA's reputation?

Would the public shun it, in fear that they may catch whatever it has?

(Um, actually, nevermind that last question. We already know the answer. ;) )

Will there be snacks afterward?

Will it be oral, essay or multiple choice?


(I know a few people on here who are rooting for the oral option...;) ).

Get it? Rooting? Oral? Get it? GET IT?

red text on a greenish background makes my eyes bleed... ;)

So is this really some cryptic euphamism - will there be a pyrotechnic recreation of an emergecy/disaster? Will characters engage in a paniced evacuation parade? Will structures be demolished?

One can only hope....

They can start with the Maliboomer...

I heard they were going to set fire to the Eureka! Parade and send it flaming off the pier...

Mission Accomplished.

Though I wouldn't put Maliboomer first on the list, I'm not sure where I'd start...

wow...Ive yet to experience DCA (yes, yet another screamin virgin) and here y'all wanna frag the place

sounds like great fun

Well, I like riding the ride... I just hate seeing the structure. It's the ugliest thing on the DCA skyline (along with that weird half-tunnel thing on Screamin'. Is it a tunnel or isn't it? Make up your minds, guys!)

I thought you'd been on ToT? How can you not experieince DCA, yet be in it?

oh...well yeah. that I did and would do again and again. however Ive not seen the bulk of DCA. or maybe I have and it really is that unimpressive. :p

however a screamin virgin I am. (which when taken out of context, doesnt sound like me at all) :D

Sounds like someone needs to set up a "Screamin' Virgin" meet up!!

I will bring my kneepads in case it is an oral test.

And Whale Bacon please...

Teacher: Johnny, I want all of your answers on this test to be oral.

Johnny: OK

T: What is the capital of the state of Nebraska?

J: Oral

T: What is H2O?

J: Oral

T: Who is the author who wrote "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"?

J: Oral

Johny's kinda slow.

Can't say much for the teacher, either.

It's a noise shield that was unfortunately petitioned by the surrounding hotels. It's designed to direct the sound at scream-prone areas back into the park. It was never part of the original design. :(

I wonder if it is effective with Matt on the ride?

Not at all - and it also doesn't help that the ride makes the most noise at two points AWAY from the "scream shields" - bunch of tards...

Which explains most of DCA I suppose.

"This is a test, this is only a test. Had this been an actual theme park, you would have been directed to more fun and E-Ticket rides. This is only a test."

LOL!

We just got back from dining at the Grand Cal. Didn't notice anything going on.

You didn't see any commandos in mouseears? Aw, I'm disappointed :(

When do we get back the test results?

Was it graded on a curve?

Will these questions be on the Final?

The results are in: the rabbit died.

NO!!!!

At least it wasn't Brother Bear.......

;)

Woohoo! I hope it's mine!

Sure: you can have the dead rabbit

it was all in Hollywood Backlot. not comfortable describing details, but agencies participating included FBI, ATF, Homeland Security, APD, AFD, DLRFD, and others. all over by about 9:30pm.

all vehicles staged backstage to prevent panic and no sirens used.

Looks like the whole alphabet showed up!

The Muppets were probably right at home...

I bet they all rode Tower of Terror after...that's our tax dollars at work.

But were there hot looking rescue personnel? If so, pictures please.

Oh, yes.... please? (We have to have our priorities straight, after all.)