Paris Hilton campaigns to save drunken elephants
 

You just couldn't resist clicking, could you?

(That's okay, neither could I: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=284021&GT1=7703 )

Actually, given her rep, this is probably THE best charity campaign she could latch on to - because her history with alcohol abuse actually makes her more legit, or at least not less legit. Kinda brilliant, in a funny-drunken-elephant-rampage kind of way.

Whoops, I see BTD scooped me on this one

I think I was the one who posted the story about the drunken elephant rampage.

Nope, it was BTD.

Yes, we need to keep our assignments straight. CM: Bovines; BTD: Elephants.

No, I posted about drunken, rampaging elephants here

CM wins for reporting on the drunken elephants, but BTD posted the Hilton tie-in and therefore is the overall weird-news winner of this round.

Man Marries Dog - ain't that a bitch.

Maybe we have CM to blame for Paris discovering this plight. I heard that she lurks on the LoT a lot.

She probably eats a lot of lobster corndogs, too.

she should be trying to save her own drunk a$$ instead of someone elses drunk arlyfants

Ooh... dems was gud!

Paris copied CM - he invented liking rampaging drunk elephants, that's his cause.

See, this is EXACTLY what happens when we allow gay people to marry. :D Where will it end? Oh the humanity.

I can only find this in one place so far, so I am not sure if it is correct, but:


ETA: It is showing up in more places now.

Thank God! I was worried about those elephants- I had a sneaking suspicion that she was only after them for apparel purposes. I mean, how hard would it be to turn a pasted elephant into a matching bag and shoes?

So it was just Coaster Matt in a Paris Hilton suit?

I don't know how to reply... :)

Doesn't matter, they've gotten the attention by association either way.

Paris Hilton on Parade.