The Cheer Up Sulky Alex Thread
 

Alex is feeling sad :(, This is the thread to cheer him up :)
:snap:

Awww, Alex... :(

Buck up, old pal!

Put on a happy face! :D

Awww, don't let the elitist whores get you down. Put a finger in your dyke.;);)

(((((HUGS))))

or

*hugs*

or

:)

If I were a woman and had mental issues I'd sleep with you...

Awwwww, Alex. Let Shiny Happy Rainbow Unicorn cheer you up!

((hugs)) for Alex :)

Who's Alex?



Just kidding.

Cheer up, Alex! The weekend's coming. Go do something fun!

Cheer up, Alex! Christmas is coming!

:p

OMG CP FTW! (heh, heh, HEH!) :D

ZOMG WTF's ^^ w/ all teh excitements?! :confused::confused::D:eek::confused::eek: :confused:

Hey Alex, just think about the bullhorn usage just before the MouseAdventures of old in the picnick area. That should cheer you up!!

Here, maybe this'll cheer him up....
 

Alex... *hugs*

What are you guys talking about? Alex doesn't have feelings.

(Awww...sorry Alex...I'll send over something homeopathic specially designed to combat sadness. ;) )

This will cheer him up!

:) :cool: :blush: :D :( ;) :p :rolleyes: :confused: :evil: :eek: :mad: :cheers: :coffee: :snap: :birdy: :cakes: :fej: :decap: :tiki: :argghh: :gnome: :iSm: :na: :babette:

:D Alex!!! C'mon get happy!!

Sometimes you just have to accept the inevitable.

I think we scared him off...

You unwelcoming bastard! :p

That's elitist bastard, thankyouverymuch.

AAAh, you're STEALING!!!!

Someone want to fill me in here?

I am sooo confused.

Where does one start?

Awww Alex, we still love the curmudgeon that is you;)

I picture Alex somewhere like the wicked witch, disintegrating into a pile of goo on the floor with each posted smilie, and shrieking out "I'mmmm mellllllting!"

Oh that's right....Alex doesn't like the :)

Takes me a while :blush: (sorry Alex)

Maybe if Lisa had free will, she would have sent you an invite, Alex, but alas.

Oh cheer the fvck up- for goodness sake you're bringing us all down!


(no clue what is going on- trying the tough love method)

Jesus! Must you latch onto the drama and then drag it around from thread to thread like a dead cat that is just starting to smell but remains cute enough that people still want to pet it?!

You just had to go and ruin this thread, the one example of goodness and love in my life right now! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!

:(:mad::mad::(:rolleyes::(:mad::mad::(:rolleyes:!!

Wow. 10 of them in 1 Alex post.
I don't know if this moment is as awe-inspiring as the moon landing or the end of the Earth as we know it.

:D

Ahem...new method....

I don't know why you're blue- but you still have reason to smile.

:)<---like this

(given I don't have a clue what the drama is- I just wanted to join in and poke some happy towards Alex- in a goofy way)

Stand aside, I've got beagles with me!
 

Hewwo, Uncle Awex! Don't be sad. We wuv you.

OMG it's the end of the world as we know it. Alex used smilies!

And I feel fine...

It was worth all the hard work in this thread since we got Alex to use smileys.

;)

SO THAT'S why it's storming down here. Alex used smilies. What's next? Earthquake?

Locust

No, that's reserved for Nephy voting Democrat...

I would vote democrat- if they share my conservative values. I would vote for republican who does not share all of my values if it keeps a loony liberal out of the office they seek.

Sadly it is a case of lesser of two evils-

So no earthquake-though I do suspect hell would freeze over if I voted for Hillary :p

I'm picturing Nephy in the voting booth hesitantly punching the Hillary button then peeking out to see if the big freeze has started.

You only need to worry if I come to the voting booth in a large furry coat carrying a space heater.

I will point out this is the second time in my online message boarding life that I've used smileys. So don't get all full of yourselves.

It was still worth it, LOL.

And you should all be insulted. Both times I have used smileys it has been in support of pretending infantile behavior.

So there! (You can't expect me to sugar coat it when the other thread has more posts!!)

Coming up next- the Battle of the Century-Grouch vs. Grouch!! Alex vs. IsM!!!

Hosted by Oscar and his singing worms.

:p

There! Did you see it? Multiple exclamation points!!!




I declare November 30th to be "Bait Alex Day"




though the thread was started last night, it wasn't until today that he posted

And I feel privileged to have been witness to one of them:blush:

Ok, my day is complete now. :D

Yes, true. But that was in the part of my post continuing to pretend pique. Just in case anybody isn't clear. I'm not upset about anything. I don't hate anyone. It is ok that you care more about katiesue being dead than me sulking.

Now, when you bait me into using smileys and excess emotive punctuation in all serious then you all will have scored a major accomplishment.

Now **** off all you spiteful wankers.

I heart Alex

Now, if we can get him to use an avatar, we'll have the trifecta!

We care about you sulking too! I will only add to this thread just for you Alex, although by myself I doubt I can equal Katiesue's.

Pretend? Pretend?!

Sigh, I've wasted my efforts.

My work here is done, you have a higher post count than Borneo and Katie's passing. Whew, that was way to easy!

what about Alex mojo?

There's so much that we share ... Feelin' better, Alex?
 

Awww! He doesn't hate me?

Darnit- there goes my average!

Blah blah, it's all about results.

That's Swankers.

Bat Alex Day?
Cool. Line me up.
:D




Oh, wait, Bait Alex Day...

Ha ha ha. From now on, you won't know if I'm calling us swankers or s'wankers. The ' is silent.

Yahoo - I'm more important than Alex!