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Kevy Baby 01-10-2008 09:57 AM

Man spots his wife during visit to brothel
 
Man spots his wife during visit to brothel
‘I was dumbfounded. I thought I was dreaming,’ he tells Polish newspaper

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WARSAW, Poland - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.
The rest of the story.

Ghoulish Delight 01-10-2008 10:02 AM

I'd think he'd be thrilled to be eligible for the employee discount.

Kevy Baby 01-10-2008 10:09 AM

If secretaries go home and have sex on their day off, do prostitutes go home and type on their day off?

Morrigoon 01-10-2008 10:49 AM

He can hardly be angry with her... he was visiting a brothel!

Capt Jack 01-10-2008 10:55 AM

...AND she was working to help support his butt.

its not like she actually lied. she was indeed working at a store...however likely failed to mention what exactly said store was selling.

scaeagles 01-10-2008 10:56 AM

Hey, at least she should be a good actress when the are engaged in sex themselves. He should always be feeling pretty good about his prowess.

Morrigoon 01-10-2008 10:57 AM

Wow, that means she was working in a brothel to help finance his trips to the brothel. If I were her, I'd be PISSED.

Kevy Baby 01-10-2008 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles (Post 184730)
He should always be feeling pretty good about his prowess.

But if she had been taking care of business at home, he wouldn't have needed to look elsewhere.

Morrigoon 01-10-2008 11:18 AM

Unless he's just a cad and a perv.

Alex 01-10-2008 11:29 AM

Sounds like they had a rock solid relationship until this unfortunate sequence of events.

Ponine 01-10-2008 11:42 AM

And since they have a relationship no more, let it be a teaching model to those looking for good role models.

Kevy Baby 01-10-2008 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 184745)
Unless he's just a cad and a perv.

Whereas she is just an innocent victim.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 01-10-2008 12:16 PM

He likes to visit brothels and his wife is a whore. Frankly, it sounds like a good match. They should reconsider getting a divorce.

Ghoulish Delight 01-10-2008 12:18 PM

Seriously. How many couples are lucky enough to have such compatible interests that bring them together in the work place?

Morrigoon 01-10-2008 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 184755)
Whereas she is just an innocent victim.

I'm not saying that. However, conditions in that part of the world lead many, many women to prostitution. If their family needed money badly enough for her to get into that line of business, then perhaps her husband should not be wasting money on whores.

Does anyone really believe that hookers are happy with their life choices?

Strangler Lewis 01-10-2008 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 184763)
Does anyone really believe that hookers are happy with their life choices?

1) Don't you watch HBO?

2) And, yes, according to "Borat."

Alex 01-10-2008 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 184763)
Does anyone really believe that hookers are happy with their life choices?

Do I believe that all are? No. I don't even believe that most are. But that is only because it is treated in such a way societally that generally only those with bigger issues are going to deal with the risks, repercussions, and recriminations (the three R's of whoring).

But I've known several non-street walking prostitutes who were were quite happy and satisfied with it.

I imagine nobody enjoys being a street walking prostitute because regardless of the industry, cold selling sucks (sometimes more literally than others).

LSPoorEeyorick 01-10-2008 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex (Post 184775)
...risks, repercussions, and recrimations (the three R's of whoring).

Silly Alex. There are many more than three R's of whoring.

Alex 01-10-2008 01:56 PM

rubbers, retrovirals, and ravioli

Kevy Baby 01-10-2008 02:06 PM

Rashes was the first "R" I thought of.

Alex 01-10-2008 02:08 PM

rashes, rectums, raunchiness

Morrigoon 01-10-2008 02:56 PM

rascals rapscallions and rapists

Alex 01-10-2008 03:09 PM

That's not rape! That's theft of services!

(I know, I know...calm down, just a joke. If we can't joke about rape then this world is a sadder place.)

Capt Jack 01-10-2008 05:56 PM

the worlds oldest profession....even older than previously thought?


Kevy Baby 01-10-2008 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack (Post 184839)

Wait a minute... grooming is considered payment? Does that mean that foreplay can now be written off on our taxes?

Ponine 01-10-2008 08:41 PM

I thought it alwys could, isnt there a deduction for gifts?

Cadaverous Pallor 01-10-2008 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack (Post 184839)

Psh, as if grooming isn't a social thing. As if buying roses for your sweetie or giving her a massage is akin to purchasing sex. :rolleyes:

All this really proves is that women want to cuddle.

Tref 01-12-2008 12:59 AM

How much did her spot her for?

Tref 01-12-2008 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Tref (Post 185101)
How much did her spot her for?

How much did he, how much did he

Damn, I hate when I screw something up that makes me laugh.


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