Disney Dream Job
 

Ok, who's applying??

http://www.dreamcmo.com/

I'm tempted. :D

Cool. And nice that they're reaching out to skullcap and tallit-wearing Jews.

^^ LMAO!!! Maybe we should start a performance of "Fiddler on the Castle Roof" as CMO :)
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(to the tune of "If I were a Rich Man")

If I controlled Disney
hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuck!

Slash the budgets, Emmer's gotten canned
If I controlled Disneyland!

Wouldn't have to work hard
hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuckhyuck!

Oh Rasulo I'd be your "yes" man
If I controlled Disneyland!
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:D I should apply!

Sadly, CMs don't qualify. :(

BD, I wish I were there to tape you. If you can find anyone to do so, you can mail me the tape and I'll edit and upload it for you.

I don't think my boss would like me to apply...

That's bcause they already have a "Dream Job!" ;)
Why not? "Cheif MAGIC Official"- it has "Magic" in the title even! :snap:

I'm so tempted. According to the Magic-O-Meter, I'm Cinderella. but I think I am still in the stage waiting for my prince....

You've never worked at Disneyland, have you!

yeah, just took their test. so did I.

good thing they didnt ask any questions about my short temper, criminal background, and tendancy to solve problems by passing it off as someone elses mistake and making them fix it.


unless of course thats what they're looking for

Mickey Mouse here too.

When I do the test in the animation building, I come out as Yzma.

I notice though that they spell "Aptitude" as "Appititude" on that page title. I thought, hmm mebbe it is a pun, since you're "Applying" for something, but that doesn't explain the extra "i" in there. So apparently, you don't need to have spelling/grammatical skills, be able to use spell check, or be intentionally funny in order to be the CMO. Or Jay Rasulo.

I'm Simba and I'm qualified!

You'd better hope you get the job before Disney comes pounding at €'s door... then you won't be qualified (grumble, grumble...).

Tinkerbell, huh?

I'm mickey mouse (and I was suspecting Mary Poppins)

Yay, I'm Mickey. I guess I could apply but I don't think I'm dynamic enough to win.

Nope.

That's why the ;) was there.....