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CoasterMatt

02-06-2008 10:19 PM

Lesbians Win; Men Obsolete

http://science.slashdot.org/article....44213&from=rss

Quote:

"British scientists have discovered a way to turn female bone marrow into sperm, allowing women to reproduce without the need of male companionship. All children born of this method would be female, due the lack Y chromosomes, and there is high chance of birth defects. Eggs also can be created from male bone marrow, but men looking to reproduce would still need to find a surrogate mother to handle the gestation period. I'd like to take a moment to welcome our new amazonian overlords and remind them that men are still very good at mowing lawns and fixing cars."

innerSpaceman

02-06-2008 10:22 PM

I wonder if they'll have to read a listing of the probable birth defects over the television commercials for this one??

:D

Capt Jack

02-06-2008 10:24 PM

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I'd like to take a moment to welcome our new amazonian overlords and remind them that men are still very good at mowing lawns and fixing cars

we're so 'effed
:(

Bornieo: Fully Loaded

02-06-2008 10:25 PM

The birth defects include growing a Penis and occational Vagina fireballs...

CoasterMatt

02-06-2008 10:27 PM

HAHAHA!!

Kevy Baby

02-06-2008 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Capt Jack (Post 189956)

we're so 'effed
:(

No we're not. I have just one word:

Spiders!

JWBear

02-06-2008 10:30 PM

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I'd like to take a moment to welcome our new amazonian overlords and remind them that men are still very good at mowing lawns and fixing cars

So are lesbians.

Isaac

02-06-2008 10:50 PM

Those kids will have the Disney look.

;)

Jazzman

02-06-2008 11:09 PM

Good thing for Bill Clinton that this wasn't discovered thirty years ago.

alphabassettgrrl

02-06-2008 11:15 PM

Fascinating!

I'm very good at mowing the lawn and smashing spiders. Maybe not so happy about cleaning up flattened spiders, but I'll smash 'em no problem.

Long live the lesbian rulers! :)

Ghoulish Delight

02-07-2008 12:14 AM

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British scientists have discovered a way to turn female bone marrow into sperm,

Ewww, now I've got this disturbing concept in my head of a woman walking around with bone her entire skeleton having a cream filling...

LSPoorEeyorick

02-07-2008 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jazzman (Post 189981)

Good thing for Bill Clinton that this wasn't discovered thirty years ago.

Why do so many people imply that a strong woman must be a lesbian? Sure, I know plenty of strong lesbians, but I know plenty of strong straight women, too.

Also, GD - SICK! Though I can think of several "suck out the marrow of life" jokes to accompany.

Jazzman

02-07-2008 09:22 AM

I wasn't implying that. I was joking that Hilary just plain wouldn't need Bill if she could reproduce asexually. Honestly, the thought of her diving for muff gives me all kinds of ickies. Bleh...

LSPoorEeyorick

02-07-2008 11:44 AM

Ah. Sorry to jump to conclusions! I've heard so many people imply her orientation that I assumed you were, as well. And contrary to the popular adage, assuming only makes an ass out of me.

SacTown Chronic

02-07-2008 11:47 AM

I've long assumed no penis wanted to get to know Hillary and the feeling was mutual.

Where does the perception that she's a strong woman come from? I've never had that impression of Hillary....she's long seemed a coattail rider to me.

Capt Jack

02-07-2008 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzman (Post 190038)

Honestly, the thought of her diving for muff gives me all kinds of ickies. Bleh...

...and with that, Capt Jack jumps ship on this thread.

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