So, I'm wondering.
 

I'm wondering what food, other than asparagus, can make one's urine smell like asparagus has been eaten. I'm wondering becasue I cannot stand that smell, and would like to only have to experience it after eating asparagus, a vegetable I love. It's a worthy sacrifice then. If I can avoid eating this other thing, I'd prefer to do so, because YUCK.

I'm wondering why there isn't a cure for acne, yet.

I'm also wondering about all this certified mail I have to prepare for mailing right now. It's already been sealed. Why is it so important?

What are you wondering about?

I'm wondering why it is that men and women seem to speak such different languages.
Why isnt it as simple, as I like you, you like me, why cant we just shag?

Why can I not find the Dasani lemon water anywhere but the cold case at VONS?

Why did no one proofread the circular BEFORE it was sent out to all the sites, now causing many many confused phone calls.

Who broke the revolving tray in the microwave? And why wont they fess up?

Why havent they devolped a cure for rosecea that works for me?

Why cant I be taller?
Why cant I have more confidence?

I'm wondering why EH 1812 cares that her urine smells like asparagus.


I'm also wondering what the odds are that Crystal will throw one my way tonight.

OMG....this thread is right up my alley! My mind is always going a mile a minute with crazy thoughts and wonderment.

~I'm wondering if GC and LSPE are having nice birthdays... I'm hoping they are.

~I'm wondering if my husband might pass out. He had oral surgery today and he hasn't eaten anything. He's now on percocet and Diet Pepsi. I'm watching him closely.

~I'm wondering how long our Spring-like weather will last. It is so gorgeous today. The sky is the most beautiful shade of blue.

~I'm wondering if I have a bag of TJ's asparagus in the freezer.

~I'm wondering if STC will get one thrown his way tonight. :D

STC's wondering makes me wonder why we don't have a national Sex Day. Or Get Laid Day. Or Get Off Day. I'm open to name suggestions.

This wondering caused me to enter "national sex day" into google. What kind of a social commentary is it that the sites I get are about national sex offenders, World AIDS Day, and Prevent Teen Pregancy Day? Why are all our "days" depressing ones?

There are 7 of them. I call them "Monday" "Tuesday" "Wednesday" "Thursday" "Friday" "Saturday" and "Sunday".

I wonder how much I can get away with, why we really need insurance, if there's light at the end of the tunnel, what Mouse Adventure will really be like this time around, why some people just can't seem to get along, what other people think of me, whether I'm really content, why coffee never tasts as good as the first sip in the morning, what will the traffic be like, how much longer will I be able to post from work.

You are cracking me UP today.

I'm thinking about Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday.

After reading Not Afraid's "I feel so bad" post, I'm wondering how I can sneak a quik visit to Chevy's into my evening plans for some tamales. Mmm tamales.

LOL at the second. As to the first:

Because it is pungent. And I fear other people in stalls next to me will notice it. It’s unusual and makes me wonder if it’s signs of a cancer slowly taking hold of my body. It's a sick smell.

I think you ought to stop wondering about Tony, wondering where he is, you know, who he's with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return to you one day.

Now I'm wondering if EH 1812 is drinking enough water. I'm also wondering why my answer to almost every potential medical type situation is "drink more water".

I wonder how many people actually take note to smell their pee

After eating asparagus, how can you not?

I wonder if my pee will smell better after drinking pineapple juice, I wonder if pee can ever smell good...

I'm wondering how long it's going to take for all of the equpiment I need to actually do my job to come in. I'm wondering if anyone actually expects me to get my job done without enough equpiment.

Wondering how I would deal with the possibility of having one thrown at me tonight.

... well, and the whole "Tony" thing. I'm wondering about that too.

I'm wondering if it's a gender thing due to the fact that the way women pee is different than men. Maybe the closer proximity to the bowl from sitting allows them a better opportunity to smell the pee. I'm wondering because I don't ever remember smelling my own urine -- but that could be because of all the water I drink. I wonder if I'll remember to check the next time I go number one.


I wonder why this topic interests me.

I'm wondering if a certain patient will call me back. He's been so hard to reach, and he always has this attitude like we're screwing up with something. It doesn't help that we didn't get the voice message he left at our office at 730 this morning, until half an hour ago.

I'm wondering if I'll get out of here earlier because the doctor's gone.

I'm wondering if my paycheck's going to be tiny, like it was last week.

I'm wondering if my tax return check is going to automatically deposit itself soon.

I'm wondering if I'll ever catch up to all these projects I have going on.

I'm wondering what's going to happen this weekend, exactly, because it seems things never quite turn out the way they are originally planned.

I'm wondering if I'll be able to afford a massage or a manicure/pedicure soon, because I'd actually like to get all 3.

I'm also wondering how my hair can be half curly and half straight at all times without a curling iron, or flattening iron.

And the asparagus thing. I wonder that, too. Beets can change the color of urine, but I love them when they're freshly roasted. An easy decision for me to sacrifice. And think of all the good you're doing for your body, eating all these good foods! Though I do remember being panicked that once...

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I don't know about pee, but the pineapple can make other things better! ;)

As she looks nervously around the office to see if anyone's behind her...

I'm wondering if you've ever seen Lewis Black's comedy routine about water. If you haven't, it's pretty darn funny.

Also, to answer your question, I NEVER drink enough water. I have to force myself to remember to drink it. But this is an exceptional odor. I mean, there's strong pee smell. And then there's asparagus pee smell, and apparently something LIKE aparagus pee smell. I might take Chris' advice to self and drink some pineapple juice in addition to your veiled advice to drink more water. Though I thought pineapple juice was more about deodorizing unpleasant sperm smell than anything else.

I wonder if that "other" stuff can ever taste good? :evil:

A lot more than you thinkIt's in Murphy's Law, somewhereAlways. Whether you make it to the end of the tunnel alive is the kicker.That makes two of usVariety is the spice of life and the stuff of conflict.People love you. I've heard a lot of sh!t-talking in my time and it's never about you.Sorry, can't help with that oneTastebuds get used to itThat's what the Caltrans website is for:( Don't tell me you won't be able to soon!

No, I haven't. I wonder if I'll be seeing it soon.

My God it stinks in here! It stinks of stupid women wondering about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return someday.

I wonder if drinking some pineapple juice will help my chances tonight.


I wonder if Crystal was joking when she said I could get better odds from MickeyLumbo.

I'm wondering if I should go to poker night with my co-workers after class.

I'm wondering how anyone expects us to get any work done with a slowass T1 line.

I'm wondering why my co-worker thinks it was a good idea to steal my idea.

I'm wondering what MA will be like.

I'm wondering how much I can spend at Sephora.

I'm sitting here at the slow branch (they need extra help on Thursdays for now) wondering how I worked here for over 1.5 years without going completely insane. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!!!!

Or maybe you went completely insane and didn't realize it? :D

I'm wondering if I am actually going to do the things I plan on doing on my two days off. YAY 4-day weekend!

So, I'm wondering why my left foot feels like it's been walking for hours, and my right foot feels fine. I'm wondering if I injured it a while back without really realizing it.

I'm wondering what I'll be having for dinner, or if I'll give up, and not eat dinner.

I'm wondering... Well,.. I'm just wondering.

Perhaps... They usually increase Steve's...

I'd say the odds are always stacked in your favor with Dr. Lickey!

That is the exact same thing I'm wondering....

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? I made the damn thing.

I was wondering if anybody will ever love me for what I am not. Opposed to not being interested in me -- period.

The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets? And if so, how many pockets? Will the number of pockets our spiritual selfs have be determined by our actions on earth? What will we keep in these pockets? Will these pockets be labled, as with the pockets of Ronald McDonald, who has earned (through chanting) multiple pockets, each marked with the food that lies within?*

I wondering if you are going to finish that sandwich?

Why are there no phones in Heaven?

Why am I here, as opposed to someplace else, that maybe has a little more action going on?

Why does my can of Underwood Chicken Spread have a drawing of Satan on the label? Is it a warning to me not to eat it?

Where do our dreams go when we wake in the morning? And I am refering specifically to the dream where I wake up in a dry bed.

Why do we need mini M&M's? Are people really struggling with the regular sized ones?

Who wrote the Book of Love? No wait, let me rephrase that, who wrote the word, Loser, all over my copy?

I wonder who my advisor is. I wonder what classes I'll take next year and how I'll choose now when I haven't even finished this year. I wonder what my cats are thinking. All the time. I wonder if I'll ever have kids. I wonder where I'll end up working. I wonder how long my cat will live. I wonder what the professor has been saying for the last five minutes. I wonder how much a "crown lengthening" costs. I wonder if I'll lose enough weight before vacation to justify buying new clothes. I wonder if I'll lose *any* weight before vacation. I wonder who will feed the cats while we're on vacation. I wonder how the ancient Egyptians did mummification. I wonder how to translate Linear A. And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?

I'm wondering what a "crown lengthening" is...

I wonder about eating beans. And George Wendt. And George Wendt eating beans.

I'm wondering if I am going to make it through all 777 posts that I had waiting for me upon log-in this evening

Hasn't it already been mentioned that that is not a problem for the "girthy one"?

I wonder why people feel compelled to answer questions ;)

I wonder why?

Why ask why.

I wonder if tonight will be the night I finally sleep. I'm seeing trails. Some of you know what I mean...

try bud dry

I'm wondering why gorgeous, articulate Ally is so shy? I wonder if I will think she's a meanie if I ever have the good fortune to meet her IRL?;)

I wonder about Eliza's olfactory processes.

I wonder if all men think their urine doesn't smell? Because it does, really.

I wonder about Sac Town's.....Oh, hell- I flat out just wonder about him, sometimes.

I wonder what on earth I ever did to get to inhabit the same space as all of you wonderfully crazy, talented, and very fun people.

Oh, yeah- I also wonder just when in the hell my damn tax refund will get here?:rolleyes:

:gnome:

I was wondering the same thing. I'm also wondering when Michael will take my advice and drink more water. That mans pee can stink.

I'm wondering now whether Michael is wondering if I'm going to throw one his way tonight. He better not get his hopes up. We've got a lot to do.

I'm wondering if Michael really doesn't resent diminished pregnancy sex drive.

I'm wondering if that was way too much information to share.

I'm wondering how long the weather will stay nice before it turns to sweltering.

I'm wondering if I'll get so big that I will explode. Or worse, not fit into rides at Disneyland.

I wonder wonder wonder whoooo-ooooo-oooo, who wrote the book of love?

This entire thing was a delightful and hilarious read.

I'm wondering if tracilicious really doesn't have time to squeeze in a quick throw.

Norm! I'm wondering if CP wonders about George Wendt a lot.

I wonder if there's anyone nicer than AllyOfTheDolls.

Because people get bored at the slow branch on Thursdays ;)

The Bhagavad Gita?

I wonder why the bible can't be a delightful hilarious read

Oh, shaddup, you!

Hmmm, time? Yes, I've got it. And while sex certainly is possible at places like my midwifes house, the hair salon, trader joes, and target, having a two year old along makes it considerably more difficult. ;) Come to think of it, he makes it considerably more difficult at home. :p By the time we get home we'll probably be pretty pooped. And it hasn't been nearly long enough for your token, "I'm exhausted, but I pity you" sex. Heck, it would be "Sex!? I've magically learned to defeat diminished pregnancy sex drive! I'm the smartest man alive!" sex. At least I no longer need to wonder if I'm sharing too much information. :eek: :p

Now I'm wondering how Tref knows there are no phones in heaven.

I'm also wondering if it looks like I stole Tref's book of love thing, when in actuallity I'm just a slow typer.

I'm wondering why Tref and I can make a reference to the exact same thing, yet his turns out infinitely funnier than mine.

I'm wondering if I really am getting stupider with each passing moment or if it just feels that way.

I'm wondering if I should be ending these sentences with questions marks.

I'm wondering how many years it will take me to get to a thousand posts.

Now I'm wondering how a woman with so many can't-have-sex excuses managed to get herself knocked up. :p

I wonder where I'm going for lunch. It's on the department (I think we're treating a new hire to a welcome lunch or something).

I'm wondering if I'm going to have to brush off the VCR to make sure both Arrested Development and Desparate Housewives get recorded, 'cause they keep changing AD's time slot which screws with the DH recording on the Replay.

I'm beginning to wonder if this is going to be one of those days where nothing I try to get done at work actually works right.

I wonder if I'll be able to swing for this t-shirt after my next paycheck. I want it want it want it.

http://store.muledesign.com/detail/squid_w.html

I wonder how I can be so bored and it's not even 10:00 AM. I wonder if I can leave early today, I wonder how my presentation will go tomorrow, I wonder how much time I'll actually take to go over it. I wonder if I'll make it to the park tomorrow. I wonder if Steph will beat the snow storms. I wonder if Steph has a ride from the airport. I wonder if we're insured today.

Oooooooooh. ZING!

I'm wondering why some woman here are going out of their way to avoid having sex with their husbands.

Oh, I think it can. Job is great physical comedy.

I'm wondering if the new dressers I just bought from Ikea actually have more drawer space than the old one they replaced, or if it just looks that way. I'll find out when I try to put all my clothes back. I'm wondering if I'll be able to part with some of my old favorite t-shirts (many from concerts or vacations) that I don't wear anymore. I wonder if the super cheap really crappy Ikea dressers will hold up as long as the super cheap really crappy Home Despot dresser they replaced.

I wonder if I'm going to check out the Tiki Room tomorrow, or wait until the big meet next week.

I'm wondering why I haven't ever had roasted beets.

I'm wondering if you are insane if you ever realize it yourself.

I'm wondering why my sandwich is so salty today.

I'm wondering just how hot it's going to be when it's already 82 degrees at 10 am

I'm wondering what I'll be making for dinner tonight.

I wonder why anyone wouldn't want to throw something their partner's way, biology excluded. I wonder if I will ever not be in the mood for throwing.

I wonder if Audra heard me last night. I wonder if she saw the tart we left her in the fridge this morning.

I wonder why T's mom wanted him to give me her grandmother's engagement ring yesterday if she's only really met me twice. I wonder what she thinks of me. I wonder when the answer will change from "not yet" to "now." I wonder what my mother will do to top that in the "mothers' competition to rush us faster than we're already rushing." I wonder if he wasn't joking about having our mothers plan our wedding so that we don't have to.

I wonder when the best time to call Rena would be. I wonder how she's doing.

I wonder why the side of my tongue hurts. I wonder if I bit it in my sleep last night. I wonder if anybody else does that.

I wonder if George knows his writing is thoroughly amusing.

I wonder if I should get back to work.

Yes and no. But thank you for the tart. It will be a delicious evening treat or breakfast tomorrow morning!

xoxoxoxo

Gyaaaaah! Sorry 'bout that. :blush:

I'd make a tart joke, but it's too obvious.

Heh, that was exactly the book I read that convinced me, I'd never be a Christian.

I didn't mind. It was happy and pretty sounding and made me smile and blush lots.

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that." ~ Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

I'm wondering how many more beautiful days we'll have before the rain comes. I wonder if the rain's going to come at all and if I'm going to have to stare at brown grass all summer.

I wonder why my neighbor insists on washing his cars every.single.night. I wonder why when he's not washing his cars, he hosing down the driveway. I wonder what his deal is!

I wonder why I feel sick at the thought of attending my high school reunion this summer. I wonder why I didn't keep in better touch with my high school friends. I wonder why I'm such a schmo about those things sometimes.

I wonder if I'll try and skip out on going to church this weekend. I wonder if Mr. Right goes to my church. I wonder if maybe I'm just going to the wrong service. I wonder if I should go on Sunday instead of Saturday.

I'm wondering why all of a sudden I feel nausous and *weird*.

I better not be getting sick!

I wonder where I'm going tonight.

I thought it would never happen. I really, really thought that. But sometimes, I just don't want to. :eek: It's not often, though. There are plenty of times when I think all day "when I get home, I'm going to throw something his way." (thanks to STC, now that'll be the terminology I use :p) But I NEVER think all day "he sure ain't getting any tonight!" Seems like a sad thing to think about. Pondering withholding, on purpose? :(
That makes two of us, darling. When I do have to say no, I'm not in the mood, it kills me. I feel so bad, not just for him, but because I'm missing out too. But some nights it just ain't in the cards. Some days aren't good days to go to Disneyland either.

LSPE - I sometimes wake up with a bitten tongue. Ow.
I'm so impressed at EH's honesty...I, too, don't mind hearing such things. :)

I'm wondering if the Tiki Room will live up to the hype.

I'm wondering why, oh why, am I being tortured right now.

My whole tenant situation (LJ readers will know what I'm referring to) is making me so nervous, I have to pee all the time.

I'm wondering if I should have asparagus and beets to mark the occasion...

I Wonder
I wonder, I wonder
I wonder why each little bird has a someone
To sing to, sweet things to
A gay little lark melody?

I wonder, I wonder
I wonder if my heart keeps singing
Will my song go winging
To someone, who'll find me
And bring back a love song to me?

:D

I'm wondering why I keep mojoing the same damn people...

I'm wondering why there is an empty box of thin mints in my freezer.
I'm wondering why I feel obligated to do my hair before I go and get it cut
I'm wondering why I just discovered this ubercute way to do my hair.

I wonder if I should tell the story of the time I had to go to the ER in the middle of the night and give a pee sample after consuming my weight in asparagus earlier in the day......

I wonder if you'd understand the extreme embarrassment I felt.

I wonder if you can imagine the grossocity of the smells emanating from that little cup.

I wonder if you can picture the look of complete disgust and dismay on the nurses face when I handed her my cup of steaming asparagus piss.

I wonder why I even had to piss in a cup when it was my back that was killing me.

I wonder who the hell Tony is and where he went. And now I, too, wonder when he'll be back from wherever he is.

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did. :snap:

I wonder is Simon LeBon is right now thinking about me and my self-perceived hotness and my drunken dancing and dialing random people so they could listen to me scream, "OHMYGOD!!! HE'SSOF*CKINGHOTILOVEHIMSOMUCHILOVETHISSONGIT'SMYF AVORITE!!!!CANYOUHEAR IT?"

A gentleman never tells. So no, I didn't. :(


But things are looking good for tonight! :snap:

Twice!

I'm wondering if women with super high sex drives while pregnant really do exist? I'm wondering if drinking more water would help.

I'm wondering if husband's are lying when they say pregnant women are sexy. Do they also think whales and beached seals are sexy? I think it's a line.

I'm wondering what the actual sex average is for married couples. I know couples that go months. That can't be healthy.

I'm wondering why my stupid deaf dog needs to bark at nothing. He can't hear himselfd.

I wonder why it's true. I know I found Crystal to be very sexy when she was pregnant. I think it has something to do with that beautiful glow that only pregnant women get.

Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

Hey now, if you get into pregnant-women-sexy-as-beached whales, you have to get into chubby-women-sexy-as-beached-whales. And I know men who'd surely disagree. It's all a matter of taste. Also, the actual whales are offended by your presumption that they aren't sexy. Their whale companions don't see why you don't see they're beautiful.

I wonder what the average is for whales?

I love that show! She sure knows her way around a vibrator.

Oh, I hope it doesn't really seem that way. I love my husband and the sex is hot. And if LSPE's statistic is correct, we have more of it than average. But pregancy hormones really do put a damper on one's sex drive. Something about your body thinking it's done it's job or something I guess. We really are very busy today though, and probably won't get home until late (once we actually leave). So, I'm not by any means avoiding it, but I'm pretty realistic about the actual chances of it happening.

i wonder when Crystal needs to go grocery shopping and get her hair done and a pedicure.

I think whales are beautiful. Even the ugly ones. But they don't turn me on. Then again, neither does any animal. Which is, I'm assuming, how it should be. I halfway believe men who say that they find their pregnant wives sexy. It just makes one wonder how a guy finds a drastically different shape than one was seven months ago sexy.

I wonder why sea lions are called sea lions and not called their own name, say moogu, and land lions are not called land moogu. Can't each animal just have it's own name. They don't even look similar.

Heee. I've met pregnant women who feel the way you do. And others who felt the exact opposite. Sex, or - more importantly - orgasms, can ease discomfort and also assist with rushing along the labor towards the end of term, so I think from a biological standpoint, some women crave more sex because it's beneficial. Can't say for myself, as I've never been pregnant, and don't have plans to be pregnant in the future.

I wonder, can traci's deaf dog really hear himself? Maybe.

I wonder, do they know there are ways for ladies with phenomenal amounts of excuses NOT to go to bed with their husbands to get knocked up?

I wonder, will I ever understand men?

I wonder if about the Sea lion thing too.. thats intriguing.

Things are not looking good for me for tonight.. I wonder if they'll look good for me at any time in the next.. two months or so?

Awwwwwwww, pretty-pretty-chirp-chirp!

Every little thing you post makes me go tee-hee; just a little bit of magic each time, you funny lass.

I'm wondering about my self imposed dry spell. And I'm shaking my head at it.

I'm wondering about pseudonyms. I want to write books and poetry for children. And I want to write short stories and fiction for young-adults and adults. But, and some of you are already well aware of this, I tend to write about things that aren’t suitable for children and I don’t really want my writing for adults to be associated with what I’d be writing for kids. It’s the Lemony Snicket / Daniel Handler conundrum. Sure, even his kids books are a bit dark and twisted, but in a way that’s totally wonderful, witty and appropriate.

His book Watch Your Mouth is an operatic exercise in incest intrigue and pornography. Sort of. Understandable that he’d not want Daniel Handler beneath his A Series of Unfortunate Events. Of course, the pseudonym may have had less to do with modesty and more to do with his desire to be clever and have Snicket be an actual character in A Series of...’.

Anyhoo, I’m wondering what you guys think. If you were writing for kids, and writing for adults, and you wanted to use pseudonyms, would you want your real name attached to the adult works, or the kids? Seems like it would be more fun to get creative about coming up with an author’s name that kids’ would think super duper fun and strange.

Also wondering if any of this is necessary, as there are plenty of authors who write for adults and for kids, and just have the one name. But I love coming up with fun names!

Wondering if visual artists ever do this. Painters are sometimes accused of not being focused if they exhibit artwork that is varied in style. One could avoid this silly criticism if one simply submitted different styles of art work with different names. Tricky tricksters.

I’m also wondering what I’m going to do this weekend with no plans, little cash, and a desire to do something fun and social.

I wonder why I have seen Ally at least twice but we have never met?

I wonder if I will actually get to see anyone this weekend since the people I really want to see are playing Invitational?

(I wonder if I should tell anyone that I'm bringing the 'One that Got Away' to MA?)

And to Eliza... I'd be tempted to use the pen name on the children's books. Something easy to remember... thats what I'd do.
And yes, I would totally have two names! I love discovering years later that two people were one in the same!

I wonder if my wife thought it was a line(that I thought she was sexy pregnant)

I wonder why I'm perfectly fine posting on other non-disney related boards, to the tune of 1,000+ post counts, but never feel up to snuff to post amongst the swanky posters here

I wonder if the wit and style of this community is too intimidating for me

I wonder if I have an inferiority complex

I wonder if I have low self esteem

I wonder if, like Ally, I am just painfully shy

I wonder if I'm afraid I will sound ignorant...or ill-informed...or just plain stupid

I wonder if I AM ignorant, ill-informed, or just plain stupid!

I wonder if anyone at LoT thinks I'm creepy because I lurk ALOT but hardly ever post

I wonder if I sound whinny right about now

I wonder if anyone realizes its threads like this that keep me lurking so faithfully, and laughing so hysterically

I wonder if I will cringe as I hit submit reply...no, I'm pretty sure I will

i'm wondering if Allybell is gonna be ok today.

i'm wondering if i will EVER get a weekend scheduled off so i can socialize with you guys irl.

i'm wondering what Borneio was implying when he said:gnome:

i'm wondering if Eliza'a and Blue's pee smell ok today.

i'm wondering when GD and CP will be parents.

i'm wondering what its gonna be like on the Matterhorn in august.

i'm wondering if LSPE kept Eliza awake last night.

i'm wondering how women pee in a little cup.

i'm wondering if the Girls Gone Wild room will get shut done by the cops.

i'm wondering if NA and EM love me as much as i love them.

i'm wondering if KevyBaby is wearing underwear at work today.

i'm wondering if there are people in LoT that don't like me.

i'm wondering if Ricky Martin is gonna read the phone number on my boxers and call me.

i'm wondering if Cher's "Farewell Tour" is over this year.

i'm wondering if the History Of Disneyland exhibit (film) will show the '81 Rollin River Revue.

i'm wondering if my new job will ever get easy.

i'm wondering if BarTopDancer is having a terrrrific day.

i'm wondering how Tinky-Winky and SpongeBob Squarepants do 69.

i'm wondering how homosexual marriage could possibly threaten the traditional family.

i'm wondering if IsM thinks i'm a dork.

i'm wondering how much booze can SacTown handle.

i'm wondering.

Very carefully? We have both a Tinky Winky doll (the talking one that says, "again again" but sounds like "I'm gay I'm gay!") and a SpongeBob, so I'll experiment with them a little later. Right now I'm busy wiping spit off my monitor!!! :p

:snap: over here too....I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?
I'm wondering when iSm and zapp will be parents. :eek: :evil:

I wonder why DwoernAdale thinks he's not swanky enough for us. :confused: We're just a bunch of dorks with a swanky front, is all.

Eliza - Roald Dahl did it. Adult books with adult themes, kids books galore, both with his real name on the cover. It's not unheard of. Me, I'd totally go with a pseudonym, just because Dr. Seuss' story tickles me. He used the pseudonym because he thought one day he'd write "real" books for adults, so he was saving his real name for that. Funny.

I always thought I'd go with the last name "Carroll" as an homage to Lewis Carroll - and then, my books would be right next to Alice on the shelves of children's libraries everywhere. *dreamy sigh*

I know Porche DiRossi's hot, but your avatar can't kiss (or lick) back.

I'm thinking my sexcapades last night were due to the 1-2-3 punch of too much wine, Simon LeBon's ass, and my guy-that-got-away's eyes. I'm thinking my husband won't like that last reason....but um, I think as long as I "throw some his way" he's all right. ;)

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

Mmmm...LUT. I wonder if it's cherry flavored. :p


Oh crap, I wonder if I'm burning dinner....

I wouldn't mind helping you with that T.

I wonder if I should test the "Liquor before beer, never fear" saying. I'm wanting to switch from margaritas to Corona....damn that lime. Does it every time.

i wonder why erections lasting more than 4 hours need medical attention.

i'm wondering where the nearest urgent care is.

I'm wondering why Scott always knows what to post right when I've taken a big gulp of something.....and by "gulp of something" I mean a drink of something fluid. And by fluid, I mean water, coffee, or in this case, a margarita.

Wondering if my excavation contractor will actually honor me with his presence tomorrow.

Wondering if I'll be able to resist stomping a mudhole in him if he does.

Grrrr

Wondering why I'm so thoroughly enjoying Claire's posts today. Lesbian tongue baths has never really been my bag... until now it seems. <goes for a cold compress>

I wonder if I'll ever finish studying for my exam?

I wonder why procrastination is so fun.

I wonder why champagne is so good?

I wonder how many men take viagra, thinking they'll get lucky, who ultimately don't and are left with a hard on for 4 hours.

I wonder why Champagne and Potato chips are so good - and thank Marilyn Monroe everytime I have them

I wonder why I don't look like Marilyn Monroe?

i wonder if mixing viagra, Champagne and Potato chips increases one's chances of getting some "thrown at ya".

MickeyLumbo converted SacTown and now I've converted Sam. We're even!!! WooHoo!!!

i'm wondering which nightly newscast Dan Rather watched tonight.

I wonder why anyone would switch from margaritas to Coronas, but, then again, I'm something of a Peter Pan/manboy when it comes to drinking.

I wonder what Sam is excavating tomorrow.

I wonder why I accepted a Viagra from my brother after he told me it doesn't work as well if you've been drinking or smoking and I asked him who the hell wants to fvck for 4 hours if they haven't been drinking or smoking.

I drank and smoked. Is it any wonder I only got 2 hours out of the effing little blue pill.

I wonder if that was the best 2 hours I've had in a long time.

I'm wondering why I find this just sad.

and so the circle of life continues...

I wonder if I should ask Crystal or ML how he or she felt about it?

Magic Eightball says: "Yes, manboy"

So could anyone really blame ML???

The tomorrow part remains to be seen. It's a retaining wall along the south side of the property.

You're killing me over here.

Maybe it's the margaritas talking....but I'm wondering why Thumper appears to be emerging from Bambi's ass in Sam's avatar??

WTF kind of sick animal porn are you into, Sam? And, uh, can I get a tape of that action?

OMG -- It totally does!!

I'm wondering how this thread ended up being SO DAMN FUN!! :p

I think lesbian licking, animal porn, asparagus piss, and our intimate knowledge of one another (okay, so Scott's intimate knowledge of Jason) have something to do with it.

And I'm still wondering who the hell Tony is. :confused:

Edit: I'm also wondering WHY I turned down another margarita when my husband (no doubt hoping to get some thrown at him) offered to make me another one.

Ewww You guys are sick. I love that. We gotta hang out.

... and it came right off the dvd.

Now I have to change it. Y'all are right. It's starting to creep me out.

I wonder why my hedons keep increasing and if I shoud seek medical attention if this lasts more than 4 hours

TONY is AVP's husband.

I feel like you're calling me a hedon, FancyE-uro. I wonder if you are.

I wonder why on earth we're talking about AVP's Tony.

i'm wondering if anyone else noticed the Cheshire Cat in the Western sky tonight.

i'm wondering if Kermit's fingers really smell like ham.

OH YEAH.. I'm 60%, that's right...

:p
:p
:p
:p
:p

60% sounds kinda high. I'm surprised you even have a boyfriend.

I know -- I don't get it, either -- I'm kind of girly...

I think it's cuz I can change my own oil. And wouldn't mind shaving off my hair.

I wonder how long before "hedon" is picked up by the search spiders as unique to this board

Oooh -- interesting thing to wonder monsieur..

I think I might even have a name all picked out.

And, have you ever read Jonathan Carroll's work? I think you'd like him, and it's funny, 'cause he creates strange Wonderlands as well. Carroll's creat strange worlds. So you could totally be a Carroll.

I can't answer any questions about Tony because legal acion could result.;)

I'm on the phone and wondering how the hell to explain why I'm laughing so daaaaaaamn hard!!!!

I'm wondering if Thumper at least has some lube.

I wonder if butter is available as an alternative

Judy Blume.

She totally sparked my imagination when I was a kid and then turned me on as an adult.

I'm wondering why I'm spending Friday night alone in my apartment drinking a beer and posting on this board, when just four years ago I'd be spending an evening out at a bar drinking beers with my girlfriends before "throwing some a friend's way" later in the evening.. And by "friend" I mean someone who became my friend after 4 hours of happy chatter and inebriation.

Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!

If he did, that would make him at least 60%.

I wonder if Ian Flemming has already beenmentioned - James Bond & Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Euphamism for Quim Galore and Truely Scrumptious)

I'm wondering if there's anyone else who gets our "Last Tango in Paris" butter references and, if not, when they're going to rent it?

No. Seriously. I wonder how to explain why I'm laughing so DAMN hard.....I'll blame it on the margaritas.

I wonder what's wrong with me, that I talk to someone from high school almost every day.....including right now. I love my high school friends! Love them! It seems so unnatural and uncool, but I love them!!!

SOON! I meant to get that months ago.

I wonder if Eliza has ever considered taking her vagina to a Naughty Lady party. To, you know, get her vagina a new best friend.

i'm wondering if Naughty Lady still sell's that industiral size jug of lube so i could send some to ALL of you for some hedon acion.

Silly, SacTown, when I was a child I played with childish things, and now that I'm grown I play with grownish things. But sadly the V-meister prefers looking something a bit less predicatable in a best friend.

And these days, that's usally a really good book.

I wonder how EH taught her vagina to read?

<sigh> Here. Have a palmier. I just made some. Want some tea? I got some oolong, Earl Gray, and mint.

You want a shawl for your legs?

Osmosis. Huzzah!

Oh please, don't let that be something wrong! I talk to at least one a day! Sometimes two!!!

I like long walks in the park, Earl Grey tea, watching monkeys playing, baby smell (live babies, mind), and slipping into the grandma years before it's my time, and without ever having had any children, let alone grandchildren.

I wonder why I'm still closer to the people I met in High School, than the one's I met in college.

Good looking out. :snap:

I wonder why my bf broke my heart?

I'm wondering why I just thought to myself, "no, not that crack."

I'm wondering if the person who should get what I meant by that will.

I'm wondering how I can have seven pages left to write of a six page paper due tomorrow.

I'm wondering why you're all so damn entertaining.

Hhahahaha!!! Between that and the shawl on the lap......I'm snorting my new margarita.

I wonder why Heather can't live with me and be the Shirley to my Laverne.

And now I'm wondering why no one else is posting.

I wonder if I should still be friends with my ex?

I too wonder where everyone has gone, if they no longer wonder. I wonder if there's something on TV that's competing with this time slot. I wonder if sometimes peole get overwhellmed with wonder.

The thread trains a-comin'
 

Ah, then its time for me to step in. How sweet it feels to always miss the thread-train. Why am I always riding caboose in the thread train? I do not know. I always pop in just as everybody else is sick of it. That is something I actually do wonder about.

Ah, but it is 8:00 ... on a Friday. That means one thing for me: Columbo on UHF Channel 56! Sweet Columbo!

I wonder why you'd want to if he broke your heart

You know, I wondered about that

I wonder why, when I read this post, I heard Better Midler's voice singing "Thank you, thank you, thank GOD for you, the wind beneath my wings......"?

I wonder why he say's he feels empty and I wonder if I made him unhappy?

I wonder why I live 417 miles from Disneyland?

I wonder if I will get up at 6am tomorrow to drive to LA?

Normally, I'd wonder why I was here on a Friday night, but not tonight. Kelly was bamboozled by the ten year old.....and they're upstairs watching Return of the King. Even though I'd told her this afternoon that I didn't think they were going to watch it tonight, as Kelly and I had some movies we wanted to watch. Bah.

I'm wondering why I waited till two days before the event to create our logo, and now, why I cant find a clip art of pixie stix!

I'd wonder why I've only written a paragraph of my paper in an hour, but I don't have to wonder, I know it's because I'm on here.

I wonder why MickeyD just doesn't cut and paste 6 pages of material from the boards for her papper - don't we cover everything anyway.

I wonder what my MA team shirts look like?

I wonder if I'd get kicked out of my class if I cut and paste 6 pages of LoT material.

Everytime I look at Clairs avatar, I wonder why the hell I don't own season one of AD, and why the hell I keep accidentally deleting season two from my TiVo.

Now I find myself wondering less about the thread train and more about that comment. What does it mean? You wonder about my TV habits? Well, who doesn't? Frankly, I think my TV habits are my most charming feature.

I wonder if these will help.

I wonder why I like you!!! :mad:

I wonder why I'll sit here on my ass, but I won't go to the gym.

I wonder why this thread is addicting like CRACK. No, not that crack.

Shyte!!!!! I wonder why I just noticed that the book I'm using for my paper is not the "revised and updated" version when my prof is a total stickler for using the "latest edition" of books.

Sactown has me tied up...

I wonder how long Claire has been addicted to that crack!

I wonder why I'm craving paper tubes of flavored sugar crystals.

I wonder how Scott is typing if his hands are tied. Ew! Never mind! I don't wanna wonder about that!!! EW!

HEY! You met me after college!


I wonder why the next person I'm closest to in life I met on the boards?:fej:

I wonder where Claire found all those pixy stix? I wonder why it's so hard to make one of them black and white?

I wonder if I shoudl just go lay down...
I wonder why the first day of every 'hey remember that you're a GIRL' time of the month is such a emotional and physical drag.

I wonder if I can try to make one black and white for you? Tell me which one, and I'll give it a go, ladycakes!!

I wonder if Scott has one of those Stephen Hawking speak-and-say things.

I wonder if Scott really is tied up.

I'm wondering how you can still have 7 pages left of a 6 page paper.

i wonder if jason has the same urge for a cigarette as i do after spending an hour on the phone together. i wonder if he is gonna just roll over and fall asleep.

I wonder why am I home on a Friday night?

I wonder why I don't have a life?

I'm wondering if Crystal has thrown some Sac's way yet....I've been checking the horizon for fireworks.....

I'm wondering if I should just relax tonight since I'll be out late tomorrow night and busy all day Sunday. My date caught that flu! :(

not in the last hour... i'm wondering how far the grocery store is.

Crystal just slyly mentioned something about taking a hot shower...it can't be long now.

I wonder why I haven't met SacTown or Crystal yet? We live in the same freakin town.

i'm wondering if i was just your fluffer for the last hour.

good nite all:D

I wonder if her code is the same as mine.....if so, you're in like Flynn!

Yeah, that code is universal.

Goodnight, fluffer.

I've wondered the same thing myself, belleh5.

I wonder why SacTown didn't come to the NorCal meet last Saturday?(on MiceChat, I sent u a pm).

Oops! I haven't even been on MiceChat in over a week. Sorry, belle.

<going to read her pm right now>

Hhhmmmm, I thought I was sooooo original.

I have yet to meet any of the Portland/Oregon posting people.....I wonder why?

I wonder if there are any other posters besides Claire who live in Oregon?

Jazzman is in Vancouver, WA (across the river), cirquelover is about an hour or so away and sleepyjeff/spree is across town, but on a different planet. :evil:

Oops, I didn't know that. Thanks Claire:D

I thought he was too until he went and gave me mojo for my Anthrax (I'm The Man) post in the Quote-A-Thon thread. Now I have to re-think everything I know about Jeff.

I'm wondering why people don't think across the lines more... ;)

I like rethinking EVERYTHING! :D

I wonder why everyone's been posting here when there's sex to be had. At lesat the single people have an excuse. Ah, but now I see that some are having it thrown their way later than others. Very nice. :snap:


Damn, I really want one of those shirts.
Mark: I know that look.

Scott: What look?

Mark: That's the look that says you're wondering about Tony, am I right? You're wondering-

Scott: Maybe.

Mark: Yes, you're wondering where he is, what he's thinking, whether it's-

Scott: Good guess.
---

I wonder if anyone will get this now.

I'm wondering if I regret the fact that I missed all this fun because I was, ummm, playing catch with Jen......wondering over, nope.


I wonder who just laughed, who just thought, "Eww, thanks," and who thought, "Where'd I put my glove?"

I wonder if Terry Gilliam will ever have a chance to complete The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.

I wonder if Eliza's vagina uses brail.

Hahaha!!

I wonder if I'll be able to throw some at the man who just jumped like a freaking girl while trying to kill a spider.....

I wonder why my husband is whining, "THROW SOME AT ME!!!"

We're both sitting here laughing......

He just said, "Now put bye-bye." Him so eloquent.

Wondering where my portion of the credit for that one is.

Wondering.....why you'd want credit for any of it. ;)

I wonder what part of you licking Lindsay Bluth I WOULDN'T want credit for.

Yeah. I got nuthin. I give up.

Claire! Put bye-bye! Throw one his way! For God's sake, why do you think he made you that drink?? :p

So, you're the one we blame when poor Claire is found electrocuted next to her burned out moniter?

"You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Claire again."

Lol! Would you please just slow down? I'm like three mojo's behind here.

I want to put "bye bye" but we're laughing too hard right now!!! He's watching the news.

Nothing will kill a sex drive more than watching the freakin' news. Bleh. A buzz gone to waste ;)

Uh oh. He turned off the TV. Man, just when it was getting funny!

Bye bye.

Dude, they're totally doing it RIGHT NOW! *giggle giggle*

I wonder how much longer my paper will take. I'm halfway done for the record.

Oh my Jesus. LMFAO.

I'm wondering if I maybe created a monster when I began this thread.

I'm also wondering about bedtime, and I'm coming to the conclusion that now would be a good time to pack it in. I'm actually going into work tomorrow to play catch-up. Penance for all my time spent playing here when I should have been filing. But, God, do I hate filing.

I wonder how long it actually took to read this whole thread.

I wonder how I missed it.

I wonder if I'm the only one reading it.

I wonder why I'm still awake.

I wonder if this is the fastest growing thread I've ever seen.

I wonder when that Sactown is finally going to leave Crystal and get a nice cottage with Mickeylumbo.

I wonder if scaeagles has a picture of George Bush hanging over his bed.

I wonder what roasted beets taste like. I didn't even think beets could sound appetizing.

I wonder if I should make a corndog at 1:22 am

I wonder if I should even eat corndogs.

I wonder what Lisa's kitties are doing.

I wonder who will be voted off survivor next week.

I wonder when I will go to Disneyland next.

I wonder when I will see Eliza again so I can tell her in person that this thread was a wonderfully entertaining read....and yet, may have also cured me of my insomnia. I'm going to bed. :)

I wonder why after living in the same place and having the same phone number for over 5 years, we still get fax calls at 3:00 AM in the morning.

I wonder why this is also the cat's prefered playtime.

I wonder why I am still up and if I'll get any sleep before daybreak.

I'm thinking this might answer your question.

Wondering how I ever made it without Google in my life.

Also wondering if I posted the wrong link and just made a fool of myself.

Wow...what a throw!

I wonder how many swanksters actually had sex last night.

I wonder if I'll ever be able to use the word "throw" again without laughing.

I wonder if EH's vagina reads cheap pop fiction with no redeeming value behind her back.

I wonder why this thread is so damn funny.

I wonder if you're right.

My God it stinks in here. It stinks of stupid women wondering about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return someday. (Thanks, Sam! :D )

Hey! I quoted that line earlier. :p

I wonder why no one got our Kids in the Hall reference. It took a Google search to uncover it. I wonder how many people have watched too many KITH reruns on Comedy Central.

Thanks for stopping by...;)

Scott: No, I am not crying, I am just thinking about SacTown. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he will ever throw me some one day.

That's awesome....I'm so cracking up. :snap:

I wonder if I should confess to my husband that I went to the Starbucks in Target today.

Since he just bought me one down the street.....ssshhhhh.......

I wonder why Claire would want to confess that she went to Starbucks in Target today?
I wonder why Claire has a Starbucks in her Target and I dont?

I wonder why I havent had Starbucks in over a week!

I wonder why I spent 4 hours at Tortilla Jo's.

I wonder why I couldn't stop eating during those 4 hours.

I wonder if I'll be thanking anyone for stopping by tomorrow as a result of eating for those 4 hours.

I'm wondering why I can't seem to go to bed... and want to watch Law and Order... I need sleep!

HA! HA! HA!

I wonder where everyone else is today....

I wonder why I always have to work 13 hours on Sundays when they're supposed to be days of rest....

I wonder how in the hell my prof marked my journal as being complete yesterday, when it's clearly less than half so, not that I'm complaining, of course!

I'm wondering why MickeyD doesn't realize where everyone is today...

I, too, am wondering why a prof would do that, but I'm not complaining, because I like MickeyD too much to screw anything like that up...

I wonder why she has to work, too..

I also wonder if I'm gonna get out of this house, or at least into the shower...

I wonder why Blueerica didn't realize I was being sarcastic about wondering where everyone is. :p

I wonder if she thinks I live in a cage. :D

... I wonder why sarcasm is lost upon me this morning.

I wonder if I need another cup of coffee...

I wonder if MickeyD lives in a cage...

I wonder if I'm ready for the meeting I'm running in 20 minutes....

I wonder if anyone else pictures me locked in a too-small birdcage in the middle of Erica's living room now.....

I wonder why I typed cage when I meant cave....

I wonder if that means the burn is actually on me....

I wonder why I'm laughing so hard right now...

I wonder if MickeyD thinks there's a burn on her.

Good luck on the meeting!

I wonder why the RC Church would make MickeyD work for 13 hours on a Sunday...

I wonder why I am at, once again, "Skip Church's Sunday Brunch"...

I wonder if I would rather live in a cage or a cave...

I wonder why I just love making people laugh, even if it's at me.

I wonder why I'm hiding in my office, again.

i wonder why when i go to the doctor i get a jacket. a straight one.
i wonder why it makes me feel so special. maybe because i get to hug myself.

I wonder if I want MickeyD to be co-dependant.

I wonder how on earth uber-crap like American Dad can be on TV, but no Arrested Development.

I wonder if Amy Poehler and Will Arnett swing. ;)

I wonder how fast my husband would jump on a plane for L.A. if they did.

I wonder if 'Arrested Development' isn't on in Portland, but is on in the SF Bay Area...right now.

i'm wondering if there is gonna be a party celebrating the end of Eisner's reign on September 30th.

i'm wondering what the LoT thinks of his pupet er, replacement, Bob Iger. :rolleyes:

i'm wondering why the proctologist fainted.

I've been trying not to take it personally.

I do have a bad case of heartburn, though.

A Cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.


At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry; I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist!".

I wonder if anyone knows where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a t on it....

"It's a cross."

"Across from where?"

:D

I wonder if Deather will care that I spent my last few moments of conciousness last night watching Arrested Development for the first time ever.

I wonder if she will disown me as a friend for not watching it before.

I wonder how many times I'm going to hear, "Why are you walking like that?" when I return to work tomorrow.

I wonder if by calling in sick today I missed my chance to go to some in-house training that I really need.

I wonder if my legs are going to be healed enough to withstand a night of unlimitted laser tag on Friday.

Wow, it's been a long time since I've played Laser Tag!

I wonder why this programming class is suddenly making sense tonight, and how I'm managing to do that while spending so much time on the boards.

I wonder if we'll get out early.

I wonder if I just freaking jinxed myself.

I wonder how many brain cells I lost this weekend subjecting myself to repeated doses of high G-forces, fried chicken and boysenberry pie....

I wonder how many pigs had to die to provide enough bacon for my buffet of death on Sunday...

mmmmm... BACON...

in wondering if at 9:15 this day will ever end.......

wonderign if SBC will ever call me back...

Wondering if my wife will ever find a job she enjoys....





THanks for getting me thinking already today! oye....

I wonder if anyone else besides my fusband understands when I say "I'm walking like Mickey Roarck in "Barfly"?

I'm wondering if the coffee's done yet.

I'm wondering how many Advil I actually took yesterday?

I'm wondering if I just drink wine all day long to make my muscles feel better if I'll get a lot of studying done. (j/k)

(I know the Mickey/Barfly walk, NA!)

I'm wondering if anyone's noticing I'm walking weird.

I'm wondering if I'll feel 100% by Thursday. I'm still really limited today, although vastly improved over yesterday.

I'm wondering what to eat for lunch.

I'm wondering whether wearing my 1st place MA button to the Tiki Meet is tacky or not. Just the small one! :D

I'm wondering how I ever got to be the best at anything, never mind a mind-over-matter body destroying challenge like this.

I'm wondering how all the other teams I know and love did - the Kim Possibles, the Fellowship, the Unintelligibles, Dorks Inc, etc etc.

I'm wondering why 1960-70's commercials are in the forward part of my brain? (My IM status is Take Out Wrenched Ankle!)

I'm wondering why I am such a dork and why I like it.

I wondering why there's so much crap on my desk, I'm wondering when the last time I cleaned it was - I thought it was recent. I wonder why there are 3 types of junkfood on my desk. I wonder if that's why I'm gaining weight again.

I wonder why today I had no problems drinking 5 32oz glasses of water by 3pm when every other day I struggle to drink 3 32oz glasses of water by 5pm.

I wonder if it has to do with Sunday, or the fact that when I woke up yesterday my rings wouldn't fit.

I wonder if I get to go home now because the training that was supposed to last until 5 ended 2 hours early.

I'm wondering if I should take a nap?

My testing was rescheduled for April 25th - which is a really good thing to my body. So, I'm wondering what I should do.

I'm wondering why I've only just got around to reading this thread.

I wonder if UvaGirl has actually been working at work?!

Indeed I have. I'm wondering what has suddenly happened to make work more busy?

I'm also wondering if BTD has been to Sephora recently?:D

I totally worship at the altar of NAP! Do it!

Take one for me, please. I've been wanting to take one all day....but when I was promoted this year, I actually lost the office with the couches in it. Plus the kids who are coming in for their appointments might find it odd that i'm asleep.

:coffee:

I wonder if I'll be able to wait for my mom to send The Incredibles DVD to us.

I wonder why she insists on buying us the new Disney DVDs....and then makes us wait weeks and weeks for them.

I wonder if it's a control issue?

I wonder if she's trying to drive us all nuts?

Or...I wonder if she just means well.

Nah. She's a maddening control freak.

I wonder what the cute little boy in the yarmulke sitting next to me in the library thinks of my Lindsay Bluth Funke avatar? :evil:

I'm wondering if I can take such a great nap as the one I just had every day? I'm wondering of the two purring sleep inducers are available every afternoon?

I'm wondering if I will sleep tonight?

Wondering how many swanksters are geeking out to "The Incredibles" like I so thoroughly am

I'm wondering if we should tak our achy bodies out and buy The Incredibles or if we can wait?

...picked up The Incredibles at Best Buy during my lunch break. Raced home from work to beat the sunset.

I'm wondering why I left the DVD in the car trunk.

It hasn't been reelased here yet:(

heh, half debating on runnnig over to target to buy it now...

I'm wondering if anyone is going to buy me the Incredibles DVD?

I'm wondering if I should take a bath or just keep smoking cigarettes? Who is this person inhabiting my body?

I'm wondering what to do with an albatross...

I'm wondering where you learned to spell yarmulke correctly.

I'm wondering why I am always the forgotten Admin here? I DO provide more than just sex to my three husbands.

I'm wondering why I took my sweatshirt off (with nada underneath) and Chris was too busy posting to notice?

hahahahhaha

And I am now wondering how long it will be before €uroMeinke and Not Afraid both show as "offline"

I'm wondering why, now that he's noticed, he's trying to slingshot my boob with the Mara Lanyard?

I'm wondering why I get so tired I just share these things?

i'm wondering why i'm laughing so hard right now...

I'm wondering if it's better to be hot, smart and sexy, or funny and cool...

I'm wondering what color my brain is after this last weekend

I'm wondering why 8 people of those summoned to be in the focus group got to participate and they set 6 of us home. I wonder what the focus group was about. I wonder what I ate that is making me fart so damn much. Farty McFarterson, that's me.

im wondering if its bedtime yet...

Well, I think we just discovered why at least one of the 14 got sent home :eek:

It's best to be as many of those as possible...

I'm wondering when I'll pack...tonight or tomorrow morning?

I wonder why I hate packing so much...even if it's only for a few days?

I wonder why I feel the need to lug around soooo much stuff with myself...it must be some sort of psychological thing or maybe just psychotic?

I also wonder when my 'Incredibles' DVDs will arrive.

I didn't even get to stick around long enough to display my copious talents! Those poor people at JoAnn's, though...I thought of Claire the whole time.

I wonder why I look so damn serious while riding Buzz (see avatar)?

Now you got me wondering about that.

You definitely get :snap:s from me for setting that up though. :)

I wonder why no one else pre-ordered the Incredibles from Disney Store. You get 15% off your entire purchase when you pre-order, and a coupon for another 15% discount on whatever you purchase when you pick it up. Not that they have anything that great to buy though.

I wonder why my computer types a d everytime I hit df. fdfdfffffffffffffffffff. Ok, so only sometimes. df fd fd fd fd fd df fd df fd ff

I went to the Disney Store last week to preorder The Incredibles and was told that they were only stocking the Full Screen version. The CM at the store may have been wrong, but I opted out anyway.

I wonder why my copy is still in the trunk of my car.

I'm wondering why I had to get an ear infection, rendering me deaf in one ear, right before 2 really big concerts I'm supposed to sing in. Grrrrrrrrrr:mad:

I'm wondering why I have yet to be accosted by girl scouts infront of stores! I only have 3 boxes of cookies left!!!!!! (I only ordered 4).

mmmmmm.........girl scout cookies......

mmmm...accosted by girl scouts.

Thanks for stopping by, Farty McFarterson.

I wonder if I will have the guts to post my embarrassing fart story.

I wonder if when married people finally split, whether they look back on the coffin of their marriage and see a few big nails, or hundreds of tiny ones. (BTW, I'm not talking about my marriage AT ALL, a good friend of mine is getting divorced.)

I wonder why it was so jarring for me to see my boss in the hospital in a robe and slippers. I mean, heck, I hardly ever see him not wearing his roman collar.

I wonder why I didn't expect him to be as sick as he is. His spirts are good though.

I wonder why I'm being so melencholy today?

I'm wondering if MickeyDs boss is wearing a hospital robe and slippers to work.

I'm wondering why I don't just IM her and ask her.

I'm still wondering how they expect us to get any work done when they wont' fix the programs we need to do it.

I wonder if I should throw some Kelly's way tonight. I just received my Mother's Day present (a bit early! :D ).....premium subscription to the Broadway series, plus extra tix to Mamma Mia!!! :snap: My man is SO right on! Can't believe he thought to add the MM tix! We have six performances paid for.....I'm so happy!

I wonder why I'm wondering. It's obvious the man deserves a piece.

I'm wondering if I have reverted to being 5 and need a nap every day?

I'm wondering if, now that I'm a MA Master, I should set my sights on something more challenging.

i'm wondering if the Astro Blaster's hand held "blasters" are ever sanitized.

i'm wondering who suck my battleship.

i'm wondering if i know the way to Sacramento San Jose.

i'm wondering how many boxes of cookies GD bought this year.

i'm wondering why boy scouts don't sell cookies.

i'm wondering if Deathers boss wears a collar under his bathrobe.

i'm wondering if Bornieo misses me.

i'm wondering if rain will cancel Fantasy In The Sky this weekend.

i'm wondering if MBC is wearing a collar under his bathrobe.

i'm wondering if anyone "got" the joke i posted.

i'm wondering if KevyBaby was wearing underpants while riding Buzz:confused:

I did. I SUCK your battleship, baby!

Is that what you're calling it? And I thought the answer is SacTown. :confused:

Wondering how the whole Mickey/Sac thing started

Wondering if I'll ever have a pool or if I should just forget about the whole damn thing

Wondering if it really was such a good idea to move back to the sticks.

D'oh! i have to "spread the mojo" before i can "throw some at you"... but, i absolutely adore you and am so deeply pleased that it is YOU!

i'm wondering if i will lie awake tonight thinking about Claire.

i'm wondering if GD and Sac would fight over me.

I'm wondering who will videotape "The Matterhorn Experience" this august.

i'm wondering how McSam missed the Sac Saga.

i'm wondering if i can keep a secret about this weekend. oh, yes, yes i can.

i'm wondering if BarTop is wearing a bathrobe.

i'm wondering when GD will hear the word "Daddy" and smile with pride.

I'm wondering what Mickey/Sac thing. I swear, one ride on the Matterhorn with another man and you're labeled for life.

I'm wondering whatever happened to "don't ask, don't tell".

swordfight:evil:

I'm wondering why GD and Sac would have to fight over a slut who "spreads it around".

I wonder if ML would really stay up thinking about me. Or my husband's ass.

Oh no you can't!

i wonder how claire knew.

i wonder if Sac is worried about whom is considered the "larger passenger".

i wonder if what happens on the Matterhorn, stays on the Matterhorn, or the back of your shirt.

i'm wondering if NA is trying to trick me.

hehehehehehehehe I'm EVIL!!!!!!



I'm wondering why my left butt muscle is hurting just starteing today and WHERE IS TARZAN?

Yes, it is a puzzlement. :rolleyes:

Heh - I wonder how many people already know ML's secret. I wonder why everytime I'm ready to sign off there are more posts that I have to read. I wonder if Mikel Rouse will be any good. I wonder if I'll leave real soon. I wonder why I love this thread so much.

I wonder if Sam is gonna have us all over for a swim party after he puts in his pool.

I wonder if he'll provide a keg.

I wonder how Marla missed the part of my post where I said I went to the hospital to see my boss.

I wonder why I wonder that. :p

I wonder why I'm picturing everyone in bathrobes now.

i wonder if i can ever stop thinking about NA's butt and get back to Kelly's.

i wonder if Tarzan's butt hurts.

i wonder if Sac wonders if my butt hurts.

I wonder if MickeyD wants us to send her pics of us in our bathrobes right now.

I wonder what my coworkers would think of that.

I'm wondering why I'm not thinking about anyone else's butt but my own?

I wonder if I should post what I'm wondering.

Sometimes I wonder when I'm at the gym if everyone is looking at my butt.

perhaps four. me, the person who told me, their significant other and CM Matt.:D

I'd say 4 (5 if you count the person who knows).

i wonder if NA knows. nope, she's baiting me. must resist.

maybe she should try queer bait. :p

I wonder why I would wonder about that. I assume that it does.

i wonder why NA suddenly vanished from the LoT.

i wonder if sea monkeys give good butt rubs.:cheers:

I'm back. I decided it was time to get out of my bathrobe. Now I'm just naked and waiting for Chris to get home, ;)

I wonder how I missed that too since I haven't been working all day.

good lord there are alot of butts to think about tonight:cheers:

My butt is in jeans right now. We are supposed to go to UCLA but I'm feeling "incredibably ambivilant over you" at the moment. (If anyone gets that song reference, 10 points!)

So, I think it's El Pollo and Incredibles tonight. UCLA is not that far, but in heavy traffic - which seems to be happening all over - it's 1 1/2 hours. I'm just not in the mood and my jeans are too tight.

Anyonw wanna talk about weight watchers?

I'm wondering why I'm back on and no one's posting????? I don't have the PLAGUE PEOPLE!

No, but you mentioned Weight Watchers- most of us are still in denial.:D

i have been trying to find that obscure musical reference. i got nothin.



i wonder if you are really going to UCLA tonight or it is just a ruse so we won't wonder why you and chris aren't posting in your bathrobes.

I'm wondering if my jeans are in denial?

OH! (smacks forehead) Of course. Tuesday Weld.

this is what i just ordered because you sent me on a hunt to amazon:

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i wonder if anyone else has this DVD on order. the only thing i know about Tuesday Weld was the reference used for her on the Flintstone's (Tuesday Wednesday). LOL

I wonder if Robert Blake will be offered the role of "Birdman of Alcatraz" in an update slated for production sometime next year... (since Scott Peterson won't be available)

No not Tuesday Weld, "The Real Tuesday Weld"! One oc the best CD we bought this year.

OH! (smacks forehead) Of course. "The Real Tuesday Weld"!

i wonder why i'm getting a headache.

i wonder if the Red Carpet gets rolled out at San Quentin.

i wonder if fellow prisoners are wondering about Scott's butt.

i wonder if the warden is wearing a bathrobe.

I wonder is I should change back into my bathrobe?

I'm wondering why NA hasnt changed back into her bathrobe since she decided that she's not going out!!!

I'm wondering why NA has decided to not go out. That performance looks like it would be interesting, at least (I'm sure all of them look interesting).

I'm wondering how much frigging longer it'll take for this ham to cook.

I'm wondering when I'll get to go home.

I'm wondering about my spring break plans.

I'm wondering about my summer plans.

I'm wondering if I'll get out to NYC this year at all.

Why is blueerica wondering how long it will take a ham to cook but she isnt at home?

Why has NA not said that she removed the jeans that are in need of a visit to weight watchers. (Notice I said the jeans are, not NA)

I wonder what the big secret is that ML wont be able to keep?

i'm wondering if BE will be bringin' home the bacon.

i'm wondering if Ponine is testing me.

i'm wondering if some people have yet to discover this thread.

i'm wondering where LashBear is right now.

i'm wondering if NA is wearing a collar under her bathrobe.

i'm wondering if That Guy is bringin home the bacon.

i'm wondering if Audra has read "Helen Kellar".

i'm wondering if the Disneyland fudge in my kitchen is calling my name.

"some imagination, huh?"

You know, I wonder where Lashbear is right now too... I havent seen him in a while.

I wonder why MickeyLumbo thinks I'm testing him?

I wonder why he doesnt know that I'm just plain curious.

I wonder, do I have anything in the fridge calling MY name?

I wonder if I'm the only person who thinks Elmo is a pox on Sesame Street...

I wonder why CoasterMatt wonders about Elmo.

I wonder if MickeyD can guess what jeans I'm wearing.

I wonder if she'll get this hint: exualsay andycay orfay ethay ssay.

I wonder if I own a bathrobe.

I wonder if Kelly thinks about MickeyLumbo's ass.

I wonder what he'd say if I asked him.

I wonder if I'll remember to ask.

I wonder who is reading this and JUST farted.

I wonder if anyone will admit it.

I wonder how well I'll do in the NCAA Tourney......if I'll make some moolah.

I wonder if what I'll throw at the TV screen.

I wonder which pillow I'll bite in excitement.

I wonder if SacTown just snickered.

:blush:

I wonder why Claire would throw something at her tv?

I wonder if I should follow my child upstairs, or just let him be?

I wonder when they grow out of Pokemon?

I wonder if I want him to grow out of Pokemon, because I bet that will mean he'll be into girls. (Or boys)

I wonder what I should tell my parents I want for my birthday?

I wonder if our kitty Perry will ever stop running into the mirror

blueerica was at her moms house cooking a ham.

I wonder why blueerica didn't buy a pre-cooked ham

I wonder why blueerica wasn't making her sisters cook the ham
Actually the answer would be "they'd burn down the house!"

I wonder if I'll learn how to play poker tomorrow night

I wonder who else is saying "poker! I don't even know her!"

I wonder if Allybell is giggling like a schoolgirl with me

I wonder how much time MickeyD spent in Costco tonight

I wonder why people use the term pre-cooked ham. All hams are pre-cooked otherwise they are a pork roast. :)

It was a "pre-cooked" ham. At 16-minutes a pound, I wonder why anyone would find it all that redeeming to do this as opposed to purchasing one from HoneyBaked, or even Boston Market. The time + base cost factors just don't work out well for doing it yourself, unless you have something magical you do to the food.

I wonder why my mom bought a 12-pound hunk of meat.

I wonder why my mom thawed it out and expected me to cook it.

But most of all...

I'm wondering why the feck no one called me on Tuesday or Wednesday to tell me no one was going to be in the office until 9:30?!?! I really needed those extra couple of hours asleep, but NOOOO.... ARGH...

Oh well, this will go into my overtime hours anyway (this is gonna be a 13 hour day)..... So they can eat it!

I'm wondering why I haven't started the coffee yet.

I wonder how Claire knew?

I'm wondering why this coffee is taking so long to brew...

I wonder why no one's on at 7:30 in the morning.

I wonder why I was compelled to fix a link in someone else's post.

Am I that bored?

I'm wondering why I'm so very tired this morning.... but up since 6:30AM

*waves* Hi Erica!!

*waves* Hi Rena!

I'm wondering why we're awake.

And still wondering why no one called me.

I'm wondering why I listened to the boss' wife when she told me I wouldn't have to call in anymore to find out if we have an early or late start, because she'd call me if we were starting late.

I wonder why I haven't poured my cup of coffee yet...

I wonder why my 7 year old son felt the need to say, "I was a tadpole thingie in dad's nads and I was fighting to get out." at the dinner table last night.

Jason,

I'm at my work computer. Tone it down so that I don't spit coffee all over the monitor. ;)

LMAO

I'm wondering how much green I'm going to see today.

Wondering if I'm turning into an old man right before my very eyes. I couldn't keep my eyes open past 9PM last night and then I wake up at 3 this morning. Try to go back to sleep, you say? Bwa ha ha ha ha Not a chance. I feel like I've been run over by a bus. Cheery is just not in the cards today

You just need to start singing old television jingles, and tv show theme songs.

Wondering if Sactown felt any pride in his son's proper use of the term "nads"

I'm wondering why my friend, whose hubby is away on a business trip, didn't go into a coma on all her favorite foods she purchased last night.... and ate.

I'm wondering why LibraryVixen is awake, if Blue Erica's coffee ever brewed,

and why SacTown's child said those things... I'd be scared .

I wonder if today will be better than yesterday ? Or if I'm going to be eaten alive by the emotional whirlpool going on inside?

I wonder why Erica didn't just serve it cold.

I wonder why the stuff that was fixed last night is broken this morning

I wonder why Erica didn't realize I was still sleeping at 7:30am

I wonder why we don't stop these emergency quick fixes. People will get over it.

Heheehee, that's my boy.

i'm wondering if he said that just out of the blue, like when we were having dinner at ESPN and he shouted out "my sister has no testicles"!

I'm wondering if this green thong has shrunk cuz it's very snug today.

i'm wondering how the ham turned out.

i'm wondering if Claire can walk straight today.

i'm wondering if NA went to UCLA or stayed home with That Guy.

i'm wondering if these clogs match my green thong.

i'm wondering when the tea kettle will start to whistle.:coffee:

We were talking about Crystal's pregnancies so it wasn't totally out of the blue, I guess.


I wonder who else, besides blueerica and Kermit, has fingers that smell like ham.

I'm wondering if the "BizTech" fair today at work will have any cool pens.

I wonder if there's anything cooler than free pens.

I wonder if we'll be healthy enough to sing tomorrow night.

I wonder if I'll ever get around to doing my homework.

I wonder why MickeyLumbo chose to wear his green thong, and not something else green?
I thought the green was supposed to show on the outside?

I wonder why it woud have shrunk, you arent supposed to dry them in the dryer you know.

I wonder if ML ever got his tea. I have mine!

I too wonder what NA decided to do last night...

I am no longer wondering about the emotional whirpool, its winning.

I wonder how this day will go. I wonder if I'll get my work done or spend my day hitting the refresh key. I wonder where the closest Irish pub in my neighborhood is. I wonder if Darby O'Gill and the Little People is out on DVD yet. I wonder if I should check out my amazon wish list. I wonder how lng the money will hold out. I wonder how big my raise will be. I wonder if it will cover the increase in gas prices. I wonder what's in the storage unit. I wonder when we'll empty that sucker.

i'm wondering why Ponine doesn't realize the green thong is all i'm wearing...that and my clogs.

i'm wondering if Sac remembers when he bought me the green thong to wear for him at the DLH.

i'm wondering how long the scent of ham stays on fingers.

i'm wondering if sac is ignore us while March Madness resumes.

i'm wondering if i can get all of my chores done AND get to Disneyland AND get to the doctor's on time.

i'm wondering how bad the rain is gonna be.

i'm wondering what flavor tea Ponine is enjoying.

I wonder why my boss decided that 10 minutes was a reasonable ammount of time to get a demo ready for customers walking through the lab. :mad:

i'm wondering how Marty McFarty is feeling this fine St. Patty's day. perhaps you should avoid the corned beef and cabbage. LOL:D

i'm wondering if GD has fully recovered from MA and if he is wearing a white lab coat.

I'm wondering if €M has some cool stuff in storage.

I'm wondering why I woke up with a headache

I'm wondering if I can get a load of laundry done at lunch time

I'm wondering if I can find a "kiss me I'm faux Irish" so I get kissed tonight

I wonder if I even need that shirt

And most importantly I'm wondering whos brilliant idea it was to schedule a math midterm for an online class at 8:30 am on a Saturday!

i'm wondering how many times BTD will get kissed tonight.

i'm wondering if Claire is out buying new pillows this morning.

"poker! I don't even know her!"

i'm wondering if Claire knows that sometimes Sac calls me his "pillowbiter".

I'm wondering what kind of tea MickeyLumbo has in his cup? I have Good earth, sweet and spicy blend. Just like me. My irl name means bittersweet.. ;)

I'm jealous if he's at home in only a thong, I'm not jealous if he's at work only in a thong.

I'm wondering how Euromienke doesnt already know that Darby O'Gill is on dvd?

I'm wondering why it would rain? I dont see any clouds waaaay down here.

I'm wondering why this thread has trumped the "Soooo" thread.

I'm wondering why I always forget to wear the right color on "spirit days". At least there's a little green in my shirt.

I wonder why I should give a sh!t about an Irish holiday.

I wonder why I don't get into the spirit of "secular" holidays. Makes ya wonder if I'm really a grump.

Ok, I know I'm a grump about some things, but I wonder if I'm enough of a grump about stuff to be officially called "a grump".

Said grump too many times....grump grump grump....but now I'm thinking of the Gump in the Oz books (and Return to Oz the 80's movie)

I wonder why it's the most "spirited" teachers that really get under my skin.

I wonder if my body is pretending the decaf I had was the real deal. I wonder if I'll get through lunch without a nap.

I'm wondering if I should just stay in my robe all day since it's green.

I'm wondering where we can get corned beef to go?

I'm wondering if we're going to watch one of the 5 DVD's € bought at Target tonight. Well, 4, since - for those of you who are wondering - we didn't go to UCLA but stayed home and watched The Incredibles.

Okay - that was just too darn amusing not to post and say so.

I'm wondering if MickeyLumbo has ever been sued for slander.


I wonder when he's going to realize that his "thong" is really a bandana.

I'm wondering why I CAN'T STOP thinking about Lickey Lumbo in a green thong and clogs (which, in my version of the picture are the green plastic gardening clogs).

I'm wondering if MickeyLumbo remembers his reaction when I told him about Heather's occupation.

I'm (therefore) wondering what he thinks of CoasterMatt's Fashionistas thread.

I wonder why today isn't Friday

I wonder why my headache hasn't gone away

I wonder if I can learn how to play poker (poker! I dont' even know her!) on my lunch break after I do laundry

I wonder why CP is wondering if not caring about secular holidays makes her a grump. I say no.

I wonder if CP is laughing on the inside at all the teachers wearing "teacherwear".

yes:blush: i do.

i'm wondering why i haven't yet seen the fashionistas thread.

i'm wondering if the fashionista police will arrest me and my "perp walk" will air on the evening news exposing me in my green plastic gardening clogs.

i'm wondering if Sac will risk the TRUTH comming out at the slander trial.

i'm wondering if it is poor Court etiquette to wear green plastic gardening clogs and an orange beret:confused: .

BTD... I KNOW you can!! It's not too hard to learn!

I wonder how that kid in B's class is doing.. the one that didn't wear green and was swarmed by all the first graders looking to pinch someone.

I wonder if wearing a little green sticker will help that kid.

I wonder if today will be a busy day at work.

I wondering how many days I can go without washing my hair before it looks like I haven't washed my hair in a few days? I'm thinking today is the last day, and I expect by 3:00 p.m. my deadline will have expired.

I wonder how many days it will take me to finish W.M.T.'s Vanity Fair.

I'm wondering if my cats are really sad and p*ssed off at me for not being around much this week.

I wonder if I'll ever be a homeowner.

I wonder what I'm going to have at the Gypsy Den today.

I wonder if the test I'm currently putting off starting is actually going to work.

I wonder how badly my hearing is being damaged from being in this lab all day every day.

I wonder if I'm gonig to San Fransisco in a month. I should probably stop wondering and actually go talk to my manager.

I'm wondering HOW Lickey got into our house and stole one of our orange berets!?

I wonder if the women at work who aren't wearing green want to be pinched. I wonder if that could still be considered sexual harrasment. I wonder if staring at their asses could also be considered sexual harrasment. I wonder who thought up this holiday. I wonder if I'll eat cabbage today, I wonder if it will make me flatulant or make my pee smell. I wonder if potato chips qualify as Irish...

i'm wondering how Scoundrel learned to open the door.

I'm wondering if NA is wearing pasties with green tastles under her bathrobe.

I'm wondering if she knows Dr. Lickey.

I wonder if GD can see the evil look I am giving him right now.

I wonder why I thought it was such a good idea to work and live so far from the Gypsy Den.

I wonder if Greg will have Adobe Stew and a Waldorf Chicken Sandiwch and dip his chips in the raspberry vinergerette dressing.

I wonder if my pants are olivey enough to be considered green.

I wonder how confused all of the Vietnamese people I work with would be if I started pinching them for not wearing green.