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Kevy Baby 02-14-2008 11:36 AM
Texas Ban on Sex Toys Overturned
 
Appeals court overturns Texas ban on sex toys
Companies’ lawsuit claimed state shouldn’t regulate private adult behavior
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FORT WORTH, Texas - A federal appeals court has overturned a Texas statute outlawing sex toy sales, leaving Alabama as the state with the strictest ban on such devices.
The hole story.

SacTown Chronic 02-14-2008 11:38 AM
Double-dongs for everyone!

Chernabog 02-14-2008 11:50 AM
Jeez, I thought we needed to REMOVE the sticks from Texas' collective arse, not give them more things to shove up there.

Kevy Baby 02-14-2008 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Chernabog (Post 192102)
Jeez, I thought we needed to REMOVE the sticks from Texas' collective arse, not give them more things to shove up there.
Thank you for the new sig line - love it!

Scrooge McSam 02-14-2008 02:11 PM
Now now... let's not count Mississippi out. Alabama thinks they can out-redneck us, just let 'em try!

If there's anything we know here, it's that insatiable curiosity about what goes on in other people's bedrooms.

Didn't you see us in this weeks' "Savage Love" column?

innerSpaceman 02-14-2008 03:34 PM
OMG, lesbians are so weird.

Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?


I'm so glad us fags are far more thrifty, economical and practical. :p My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.

Kevy Baby 02-14-2008 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 192181)
Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?
I thought you were making this up. OMG is right!

Chernabog 02-14-2008 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 192181)
My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.
I just had this bizarre image of prostate-infused vodka for some reason and I'm about to yammy. Must be Valentine's Day or something.

Morrigoon 02-14-2008 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 192181)
OMG, lesbians are so weird.

Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?


I'm so glad us fags are far more thrifty, economical and practical. :p My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.
I wouldn't touch a used toy. Maybe it's not a lesbian thing, but a girl thing. See we shove them up holes that AREN'T usually filled with poop, and so we're terribly careful about what goes up there.

Chernabog 02-14-2008 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 192187)
I wouldn't touch a used toy. Maybe it's not a lesbian thing, but a girl thing. See we shove them up holes that AREN'T usually filled with poop, and so we're terribly careful about what goes up there.
You're supposed to boil toys in water... there are germs/sanitation issues no matter what orifice you're sticking it into, or if you're a boy or a girl.

The "infusion" the grrls were talking about isn't a physical infusion, and I don't think that iSm meant that he sticks things up his butt and just plops it out into a drawer until next time.

At least, I hope not. ;)

SacTown Chronic 02-14-2008 03:57 PM
Recycle? But there's still tread on it.

innerSpaceman 02-14-2008 04:01 PM
Um, no ... in fact, there's a separate boiling pot just for my unmentionables.

Chernabog 02-14-2008 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 192198)
Um, no ... in fact, there's a separate boiling pot just for my unmentionables.
The ones you just mentioned? :p

Capt Jack 02-14-2008 04:32 PM
suddenly jumping into this thread is like walking into a room filled with naked old people. it's enough to make you turn on your heals and leave without a word....

so, heres me walking out, without a word

Not Afraid 02-14-2008 04:58 PM
I love Dan Savage.

Kevy Baby 02-14-2008 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Capt Jack (Post 192205)
suddenly jumping into this thread is like walking into a room filled with naked old people. it's enough to make you turn on your heals and leave without a word....

so, heres me walking out, without a word
No, it was 38 words.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded 02-14-2008 05:43 PM
Jeez, something tells me the price of Batteries is about to skyrocket.

alphabassettgrrl 02-14-2008 05:58 PM
I can see being squicked out by a used toy. My friend actually ... essentially stole their toys because her girl kept them when they broke up and she couldn't stand the thought of ex using 'em with another. I think she burned them.

Points for style, but ewwww.

It's one of those things that I think it would be difficult to deal with only in the beginning stages. Once it gets more serious, special toys can be purchased and then it's personal.

Morrigoon 02-14-2008 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Chernabog (Post 192191)
You're supposed to boil toys in water... there are germs/sanitation issues no matter what orifice you're sticking it into, or if you're a boy or a girl.

The "infusion" the grrls were talking about isn't a physical infusion, and I don't think that iSm meant that he sticks things up his butt and just plops it out into a drawer until next time.

At least, I hope not. ;)
Boiled or no, I'm not touching something used.

Kevy Baby 02-14-2008 06:04 PM
I wonder how many used dildos are taking up space in our valuable landfills? This could be a national epidemic. Somebody call Al Gore!

Maybe someone should open a used sex toy recycling center.

alphabassettgrrl 02-14-2008 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 192253)
Maybe someone should open a used sex toy recycling center.
I wonder who would shop there.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded 02-14-2008 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby (Post 192253)
I wonder how many used dildos are taking up space in our valuable landfills? This could be a national epidemic. Somebody call Al Gore!

Maybe someone should open a used sex toy recycling center.
Aren't they building a wall between us and Mexico? Hmmmm

Scrooge McSam 02-14-2008 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 192216)
I love Dan Savage.
Hehe I know

All day long I've been "YAY He's making fun of us!!.

I wonder how many "three dimensional devices" (sorry... that still kills me) will be delivered to our dear Ms Crone.

Kevy Baby 02-14-2008 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded (Post 192262)
Aren't they building a wall between us and Mexico? Hmmmm
Yes, and using illegal immigrant labor to do it (true story).

Cadaverous Pallor 02-14-2008 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman (Post 192198)
Um, no ... in fact, there's a separate boiling pot just for my unmentionables.
Remind me to never accept an invitation to iSm's house for a spaghetti dinner after pissing him off on the board...

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 192245)
Boiled or no, I'm not touching something used.
Hmm, I think you may be missing the point on this.

Girl 1 and Girl 2 start a relationship. They buy a toy together and share it during sex, of course, since all good relationships have to do with swapping fluids. They make passionate love using this toy.

They break up after 3 years together. They try to decide who gets to keep the toy. Girl 1 says Girl 2 can have it.

Girl 2 unpacks in her new apartment. A few days later she tries to get herself off with the toy and cries herself to sleep instead.




At least, that's how I'm reading it.


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