March 14 - It's like Valentine's for Guys
 

Yes, March 14 is here, and that mean's it's Steak And BJ Day!

This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and Blowjob Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy blowjob, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.

:D

I thought it was pi day.

And here I thought today was all about π...

You know this would be an interesting idea, if the man in my life (were there to be one) aqctually did things I like on Valentine's Dat in the first place. lol. That said, I like steak and certainly enjoy the female equivilant of a blowjob, so maybe we can enact this same treatment for v-Day!

Then what would we do for Vaginismus?

I don't eat steak and I have a headache.

How about a nice slice of cherry pie?

Years too late for that.

*crying from laughing so hard*

Thank you, Alex

My wife can't cook and hates giving Bjs, so anyone wanna swap for the day? ;)

I like being single. I can have the biggest piece of steak all to myself. Plus, there's not fighting, no mess, no heartache and no dirty socks under the computer table. Of course, there's alot less sex. That IS depressing.

where is a REAL singles awareness day when we need one...

heck, imagine how much cash the companies can make from the merch... lol

Yeah I can see it now "Kiss me I'm pent up" T-shirts, and Pins that say "I haven't screwed in so long I'm like a virgin"

:P

whats the different between that and kiss me I'm Irish?

Us Irish are rarely pent-up!

yea, but I'm single and Irish...

Missed it - it's the 15th already over here. Sorry. Give me more warning next time, OK?

My usual quote is: "I haven't had sex for so long even the hole in my letterbox has healed up."

Visible Mojo to Alex. :snap:

Damn. I was completely unaware of this and therefore did not get my steak.

I've got your steak.

Right here.

Apply an ointment?

So you have a sore wrist?

That was fun.

Making the steak or the other part?

;) :evil: