Emma Watson
 

I was looking at Pervy's Kevy's signature. It seems there is just one week left until Emma Watson turns 18.

So what are everyone's plans for the big day?

Fly out the night before to London where the age of consent is 17

I was wondering what he'll do when that counter turns zero....

Can I also find it a bit creepy that you know the age of consent in the UK?

Actually, I am not surprised. He was quite happy the last time he came back from there.

I thought she was from London. So does that mean she is turning 17 or did Kevy miss an entire year of possibilities by not going to the UK?

Dude, we are talking about Hermione Granger here.

Even I find that a bit twisted.

And on Tuesday, I can start perving over her without guilt.

Oh!

I just realized - she was born on the exact same day as my older daughter!

You cad!

You prefer Hermione Gingold?

OoOOOOOooOOO now SHE'S a hottie, I'd go str8 for that old goat ;)

And on Tuesday, I can start perving over her without guilt.



Oh wait...

Chris know the age of consent in the UK because we saw Daniel Radcliff naked.

The question remains -- who is the lucky underage girl who will replace Emma Watson on Kevy's signature? I believe it will be Nim's Island's Abigail Breslin.

Do guys even count? I thought that was just oggie.

No, he had to be 17 (the legal age of consent) to appear naked on stage.

It's not the underage thing: I have always thought that Emma was hot.

As of next Tuesday, I don't need to feel creepy about it.

Be it as it may, I feel like I have watched Emma grow up from that signature ticker.

I think it's our duty as a community to find Kevy a new underaged hottie for his signature line.


Otherwise the SOB might be tempted to..... Oh never mind. That's to scary even contemplate.

Actually, you do. She's still young enough to be your daughter. And I still have to have visuals implanted in my brain. Yuck. :p

Here's a thought: YOU'RE young enough to be my daughter. I lost my virginity well before you were born.

Here's a thought, CP - - I have a daughter who's about your age.



. . . and where am I going with that??? :blush:

NirvanaMan's young enough to be my son and I'd do him. ;)

Total quote fodder, NA- ty!:D

There's a difference between lusting after a 30 year old who could be your kid and an 18 year old who could be your kid.

I adore Michael Cera. I think he's hot, and I know that if I were 15 right now I'd have pictures of him on my walls, be thinking of him at certain discreet moments, etc. But 30 year old me to say "I'd totally fvck him", "I want to see him naked", "Wish I could hit that".....that's just creepy and gross.

IMHO....there's a point where young is too young, and it ceases to be funny or sexy. And yes, I practice what I preach

I have an imaginary cut-off point of whatever my daughter's current age is (which is currently 25).


Also, as you might imagine, one minute over that cut-off point is fair game to me.;)

And speaking of Michael Cera, we saw in "Juno" that the way teenagers view "older" folks is not the way the older folks view themselves. When I was 20, I rented a room from a 31 year old woman. She was attractive; she had audible sex with her boyfriend. And, my commitment aside, I was not remotely tempted to hit on her because she was a 31-year-old lady.

Yes: 18 years of age. I have no problem lusting after someone (from afar) as long as they are 18 years of age.

And I prefer it to be someone I do not know and who is not a relative/friend/etc. of someone I know. So Emma Watson is fair game next Tuesday.














And in all honesty, this is all meant in fun. I am not going to start stalking Emma next Tuesday.




I will wait until Wednesday.

And I have no problem calling the thought of an 18 year old girl having sex with a man in his late 30's just plain messed up, gross, wrong, on many, many levels. If I were the parent of the 18 year old girl, I'd be more than horrified at the concept.

BTW, I do have twisted fantasies, far more twisted than the ones Kevy posts all the time. The difference is that I don't burden everyone else with the just-wrong doings in my head. I know they're sick and I'd never act on them IRL...much as I hope Kevy would never, ever even think about actually approaching a newly-minted adult for sex, no matter how strong the lust.

Oh, and yeah, I do some pretty sick things too. Not as bad as fvcking someone way too young for me and whom I could morally corrupt, but still, I've got my oddities. I don't post about those either. :p

I don't post mine either, but i hint about them in my el jay. Um, i don't think there's anything "sick" about them, just twisted. Consenting adults and all that.


Sigh, legal or not, I don't consider anyone under 22 as a consentor ... and no one's an adult until they're 30.


(BTW, if you're not 30 yet ... wait. You have no idea.)

Uhm, I always thought KB was just having fun with his Emma countdown. I'm with Tref with regards to watching her mature via the countdown, and look forward to KB's next sig line project. (Providing it's relatively work-safe).

I like twisted sex.

I simply find apparent youth to be a turn off. She's certainly an attractive young woman. But for the most part, for me, that abstract attractiveness doesn't start to turn to sexual attractiveness until someone starts to look like they're pushing 30 or so (though there are exceptions and no firm line on that). And that's been pretty much true since I got out of high school an was in environments where I could expand my circle of regular contact.

I've seen people much younger than me who are clearly emotionally mature and I've seen people older than me that are so emotionally immature that I wouldn't get intimately involved with them in a million years.

So in the Elliot Spitzer case how do you rank the offenses:

- Infidelity/cheating on his wife
- Having sex with a prostitute/money for sex
- Having sex with someone approximately his daughter's age

R is 10 years and 7 months my junior- I doubt anyone noticed.

At 18 and 28 I would not have even looked his way- at 23 and 33 I was freaked out for a while- but it has not caused any issues.

I suspect as we age it will matter less and less.

.....and since some of the things we do are kinky and twisted...well....:)

1,2 and 3 - Infidelity/cheating on his wife
Icky but whatever - Having sex with a prostitute/money for sex
Icky but whatever - Having sex with someone approx his daughter's age

Oh and don't forget:

- Stealing public money to finance his tryst.
- Vocal advocate against just this type of corruption.

The Spitzer case was a classic tragedy. South Park did a great job of addressing this in a recent episode. Some that have weaknesses for specific vice are the ones trying to eradicate them, because they know the evils they can present. As I get older, I see less "offensiveness" and more human tragedy in these cases. Poor guy just had to ruin his life, ruin his family's life....it's sad.

Even so, as all this came to light, there was no way he could stay in his position. Perhaps one day, sexual addiction will be treated similarly to alcohol addiction, where he could actually come out in the beginning and say "I have deviant tendencies, which is why I got into this business in the first place. I deal with my issues every day. Now let's bust some whores!"

Anyway, I find it hard to think about the sexual crimes in a ranked sort of way. Perhaps, as Moonliner points out, it's the public funding that's the real rub........ha, rub, get it?

Yeah, but C, you probably weren't likely to have birthed him at 10. (Nor was Tom likely to have spawned me at 7.) Obviously, I don't think that people have to be the exact same age when in love. And, indeed, age of the wide-gap couple matters. If a 60 year old and an 80 year old wanted to get it on, I probably wouldn't blink. I have to admit, though, that if they were hooking up 40 years prior, and if I were honest about exactly how judgemental I am, it might make me uncomfortable - unless the couple were such a perfect match that I didn't even think about it. (This is the case for one of my very dearest friends.)

I think the deal is that... as my nieces and nephews grow older, particularly, I can't stomach the idea of being attracted to anyone close to their age. (Not to mention the fact that I'm female and biologically we're said to be attracted to stability/age, not verility/youth.) I was rarely interested in movie-star crushes my age, and find this to be true even now.

Though I will admit that early on, I predicted that Daniel Radcliffe was going to be a looker, and those French posters from the second film seemed to agree with me. Somewhere along the line, I guess he did get pretty? But my interest waned with my active participation in Potter fandom.

It's probably old news for most of you, but I just heard that Daniel Radcliffe and his "show" will be seen on Broadway this year.

Since it is not as obvious as I thought, I AM JUST HAVING FUN WITH A CONCEPT. I am not seriously interested in having sex with Emma Watson. Yeah, she is cute and all, but it is otherwise just simple fun.

For those who do not know, I am in a committed, monogamous relationship with my wife (Susan - know as GusGus on these boards). Yes, I flirt online and IRL. But it is all innocent fun. If anyone is offended by my actions here or IRL, well, I am sorry you feel that way. If my actions here or IRL bother you, let me know. At that point I can determine what course of action needs to be taken by me.

But please don't believe that I am living out or displaying my true sexual fantasies on the LoT.

That'll be the day when Miley Cyrus turns 18...

But, why not? There's NOTHING wrong with a good fantasy.

I agree with NA. I'm all about expressing my deepest sexual fantasies online.

I was thoroughly expecting to be rikrolled with that link.

You're turned on by contortionists? Does Chris know?

Interesting concept. Here is some porn for NA:

not to mention the fanciful concepts are oft better than the real thing. why would one spoil a perfectly good fantasy with a dose of reality?

(I doubt anyone is really thinking you a stalker K.)

:snap:

We all know you wrote this imagining Emma Watson speaking it in the affronted way she raked Ron over the coals at the Yule Ball.

Speaking of interestig sexual fantasies, I just know someone here will go for:

Verdi + Naked People + World Trade Centers + Mickey Mouse.

You just can't make this stuff up.

NSFW Says Kevy.

Hey, they are nekkid. I did not look that close and thought they were in leotards.....

LOL-

yuck- bad photo shop

Either that or Emma has a really tiny head

I'm surprised you even looked at the face! ;)

I'm not sure that would qualify as a sexual fantasy (naked isn't inherently sexual) but it certainly looks compelling and provocative.

Really? There's something about that body that appears post-op to me. Something mannish? Maybe the size of the head versus the body, but there's also something about the line down the middle of the torso that's throwing me off.

Not that I don't enjoy the male of the species, but I generally like to keep them looking different than the female of the species. I don't find myself attracted, for instance, to female bodybuilders.

Plus, the things that I find attractive are kind of not typical? I dunno, but the photoshopped image really doesn't do it for me.

The wonderful thing about boobs is that even the not so good ones are fun to look at.

Sort of like Woody Allen's quote:

I'm not sure what's worse - link to naked people or a giant red banner telling me and the people around me that nudity is imminent.

And yeah nudity on it's own isn't sexual - but often times the process of getting there is.

Re: Spitzer - yeah worse moral failings that the sexual ones, but those get the headlines.

Re: The sexual attractiveness of youth - I think is almost a given, why else when confronted with mortality in midlife do so many look for a younger partner - if just for an hour or two? But to be honest there are plenty of younger women I'd love to fvck, but I'm not sure how many I'd want to have stay for breakfast - to that end I'm happy to have Lisa with whom I can share sex, breakfast, and a whole lot more.

Nudity on its own isn't sexy. On the other hand, I think all those 50+ retiree nudists who say there's nothing sexual about their lifestyle are lying, if only to themselves.

Yeah, but how many lifestyles are really non-sexual?

pfft, mine is right now.





grrrr.

So you're not even masturbating?

I love all this analysis of the photo.....lol...

Has this thread mentioned bacon yet? Just curious, and too lazy to go back and look.

Usually not a good thing. Eeeeesh. My Daughter is almost 17 that that idea is downright disturbing.

In which case it's better to think of your best friend's daughter

Yeah, i realized the falicy of my own statement when, i kid you not, i realized i was masturbating when i typed it.







:eek:

This board knows not the meaning of "TMI"

In my industry that refers to Three Mile Island

Can I just point out how incredibly romantic that statement is?

OMG I just had the most disturbing thought... I'm almost halfway between you and your daughter in age (slightly closer to you, but only by a couple years)

I applaud your dexterity.

I'm suspicious of the fact that his admission post was nearly all in lowercase.......:eek:

And he typed "falicy" when he obviously meant to type "phallusy".

That's a weird euphemism for masturbation.

yes....yes that is true...

They both involve spills, and messy situations that might be difficult to clean up.

I need to apologize: my reaction was a bit much. Obviously, I don't give a rats patootie, but I was worried about others getting in trouble.

Sorry for being a little over the top on that.

How long until Anna Nicole Smith's daughter is legal?

In what country?

Don't you have your "I Can't Wait To Fvck That Hot Child" list handy?

If 18 is legal, then I guess she'd be legal in September 2024. It would let Kevy have a nice sig countdown without having to update it too often...

that sounds sooo very wrong


and it can go so badly....I mean, look at the Olson twins. they sure didnt end up as cute and perky as I expected. not even close

What are you talking about: they look great!

You've been good to go for a while now on Guam time.

I am presuming she is in or around London, so I have decided to wait until 4:00 p.m. PST (midnight in London) to break out the hand lotion and Kleenex.

maybe GusGus will let you call her Emma for a night?

Something tells me that won't be happening.

mm...no, i wouldnt imagine that'd be terribly 'mood enhancing'

(best thoughts for both of you)

I second that- big (but not too big) hugs to Gus, and one for yourself as well, mister!

The lying and two-facedness bothers me more than the sex. Kind of like how tv preachers are preaching against the thing they do. I realize they're likely trying to save themselves from their weakness, but still. It seems more than a little wrong.

Yay for kinky and twisted! :) I agree that age differences matter less as we get older; it has to do with being closer to the same life stage. One dividing line is over/under 18, one is 21, and I'm not sure where the next ones are. Maybe kids/no kids, own/rent. I find it hard to look at 18 year old girls seriously these days. My last dalliance was 24 and that turned out to be almost borderline. She was just in a different place than I and it was odd.

Smart man. :)

I agree with Goonie that this is wonderfully romantic. That's what I'm looking for- a girl that I want to stay for breakfast. Someone I want to talk to. My hubby and I have that. It's good.

One of the things I love about this group. :)

That sounds like a reality TV show

Man is my wrist sore this morning.

I really, really don't want to know....

Ah, but when is Kevy's countdown clock being updated to a new target??

When his wrist recovers.

What, no Happy Birthday Hermione thread?

Not Hermione as (in the released movie time line), she is still underage.

That is an awfully large not-safe-for-work photo to post without so much as a spoiler tag. Eesh.

Pan, you can try and redo the posted image with spoilers, but make sure people know that it's NSFW, please.

Am I correct in assuming that Pan posted a picture that has since been deleted?


Could it have been this image NSFW!!!

Yes, one of those "get out of a car and show your what's-gone-sour" moments...

Yes, that was the image. A huge NSFW image with no spoiler tags, not even a warning. Glad it wasn't a work day. Thank you to whomever deleted it.

EEEWWWW I so did not need to see Hermione's granger.

ahh, it's moments like this that I love the internet....

Yeah...that was it....

hey...it that pic isnt too bad. If she was a shaver you wouldn't have been able to see anything. ;)

When did underwear of some sort go out of style?

I believe she is wearing underwear of some type

Isn't that underwear? Looks like some sort of animal print to me.

Striped Beaver?

You, sir, make me laugh.

Out loud.

that would have been 2 years ago last week. you didnt get the memo?

If a picture like this had been snapped and published before she turned 18, would it be considered child porn?

I think so bro. hence why Traci Lords pics are so hard to come by anymore....erm...so I hear

:blush:

News update for you Kevy:

Emma Watson is willing to get naked for you.

But until then, this will have to sustain your Emma fetish....



And no. That is not photoshopped.

The pics at that link are fetching indeed. In truth, Emma hasn't been quite my type (in addition to being nowhere near my age range). But, she's shaping up nicely.

Of course, Kevy, you won't have much to gawk at if you go to her latest movie, since she's just the voice for an animated mouse. (I don't know if the mice in Despereaux get naked or not.)

First, she looks like a really young version of Lea Thompson.

Second, she may be 18 but she still looks so young it is a turn off (to me, anyway).

Are you sure it's not just the furry bits in the photo turning you off?

well, maybe not a 'turn off', but I more or less agree. if I do the math and they come in under the "Im old enough to be their father" heading, they just dont do it for me....even if they could indeed legally 'do it' for me

She just does not look comfortable in that dress

Not fair. You said "furry bits" but all I saw were ears and eyebrows.

Then click on this NSFW link.

Furry indeed. Perhaps she should read the "thread for the ladies".

Meh. My photo has two fuzzies, his only has the one.

for Kevy

Harry Potter 7's going to be weird.

I don't think those are stills from the movie.

Harry Potter 2 was weird. She was not supposed to be that attractive.

Boo, Emma Watson. You're too pretty, you wrecked Hermione. :p

Thanks for posting those GC: I LOVE that car!




Looking at GC's link, I think this is my favorite shot of the group:

Wow. She's beautiful.

Rupert Grint is turning out to be pretty hot too. (pale, but hot)

lol. I clicked the link, looked at the pics and ..honestly didnt even notice a car being in any of the pics.

she looks great.

In the first two photos she looks like she has to pee is holding it in.

I like the 1st and 3rd photos posted but in the 2nd and 4th she looks like a 13 year old trying to look 21 (and not particularly succeeding), especially in the second one.

Plus, three outfits just in the course of getting out of a car? That's some serious vanity.

I just read it for the article.

Article?

Came across these so I thought I'd link them here for Kevy:
















Cheers,

€

Thank you. I haven't been too impressed with her 'adult' images, but I like these.

I'll bet you did. So did Kevy, I'll wager.



This is my favourite of them, although she needs to tidy her room ;)

Well boys, your girl's on Letterman RIGHT NOW. And looks great, as usual.

Breaking Emma Watson news for Kevy:

I know where there's a defibrillator here at work. I'm grabbing it now and jumping in the car to go revive Kevy.

You're a good friend GD!

Indeed, especially in light of Emma's comments (mentioned earlier in this thread):

I would go naked for the right role.

Here's hoping the adaptation doesn't have her referring to her "inner goddess" every thirty seconds.

I appreciate everyone looking out for me :)

*sigh*

Put the defibrillator back on the shelf for now. Apparently not everything you read on the Internet is true.

I'll just leave this NSFW here.

oh :snap:

Attachment 1787

In case Kevy missed it.

I did miss it; thank you! I've been wanting to get caught up on Jesse Norman.

*sigh*

Not being sure who "Jesse Norman" is, I ran a Google image search. Now I'm just more confused.

Actually, I don't either - I was just riffing off the name in the upper right corner of the magazine cover.

Well, Jessye Norman is the opera singer and let me tell you, her voice and stage presence is a force of nature. :)